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Iraq War Vet @corgwynmom.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Jeff Brutlag 👻🏳️‍🌈 @jeffbrutlag.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy International Women’s Day 😌
A muscular man (who disrespected Makoto, sailor Jupiter) saying “no girl talks to me like that” when she calls him out on his rudeness, and right when he goes to touch her, she flips him onto his back
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I agree with him here. I’ll take “Things I NEVER thought I would say” for $1000 please
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I’m not giving up on my boys the #NewDay. They’re just lost and depressed right now. It’s their emo phase. I have faith that the #PowerOfPositivity will return stronger than ever! #wwe #kofikingston #xavierwoods
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Totally agree. Top 3 for sure.
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The New Day now looks like they’re the bad guys in a Nickelodeon movie. Like they’re about to fight Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Where’s your power of positivity fellas? #SaveNewDay
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
@alliekatch.bsky.social I hope you’re feeling better and your foot gets fixed. You’re awesome
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Charlie Brown saying his famous catchphrase, "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 10/01/2025
How to delete Facebook, Instagram, and Threads
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How to delete Facebook, Instagram, and Threads
In the wake of Meta’s decision to remove its third-party fact-checking system and loosen content moderation policies, Google searches on how to delete Facebook, Instagram, and Threads have been on the rise. People who are angry with the decision accuse…
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Horror is such an interesting thing. We take something fun like hanging out with ghosts or summoning a chthonic beast and somehow make it scary.
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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
People: “Video games are violent and evil!!” Me: *helping some farmer find six blueberries so he can bake a pie for his wedding anniversary and surprise his wife*
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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
People who say “hugs not drugs” have clearly never experienced the warm sweet embrace of some good ass drugs
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Hundreds of Mexican firefighters have arrived in Southern California to help combat the wildfires. Thank you, Mexico🇺🇸🇲🇽
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The scar on Don Callis’ head just makes him like an erect penis #AEWDYNAMITE
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
@the305mvp.bsky.social called the chair an “international object” 🤣 now that’s PC #aewdynamite #MVP #HurtSyndicate #Lashley
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Does anybody know who this chick is with the side shave? I need to know more about her. #AEW #Dynamite #Privateparty
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I just farted and sat in it. I just ate Popeyes too. 🤮🤮
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
You should. She’s on the right path. And fuck Don Callis
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 09/01/2025
OMG this young lady in the Don Callis cosplay is my new favorite person #AEW
Picture of woman in the crowd at AEW dressed like Don Callis
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Speaking of #thundercats, is Mumm-Ra, the Everliving his full govt name? Or his title? Cause he keeps saying the full thing every single time and it’s so annoying!
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The voice actor for Lion-O is horrible. He sounds like a mid white guy. Actually he sounds like my gps. So of course he gets to be Lion-O. #thundercats
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
This #Ultraman anime on #Netflix is pretty awesome. I’ve been a fan since I was little and always loved kaijus.
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Never been to Italy, what state is that in? Also NY is the answer
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
A perfect comic panel.
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
One of the only news sources I trust
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I’m sure he wants the history of it all told his way.
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 25/12/2024
My favourite superheroes are Spiderman since he has all the powers of a spider, and Catwoman since he has all the powers of a catwo.
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Man, you want to talk about exhilarating? Try surviving against a horde of 500 freakers!! They just kept coming and coming!! #daysgone #horde #ps4
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Why is it every time I drive through the Jewish part of town my Spotify shuffled playlist of over 1000 songs always seems to play Rammstein at that moment?
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
This man has reached a level of pettiness one can only dream of.
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Homemade billboard spotted in California: abc7.com/post/luigi-m...
Billboard says free Luigi Mangione. He’s a hero
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Happy 67th Birthday, Morris Day 🎈🎂🎉🎊 🗣This dance ain't for everybody....
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burritoslayer.bsky.social @burritoslayer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Fat fuck yea it is!!
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Call me old-fashioned, but I truly believe soup is meant to be made in a cauldron over an open fire under a full moon with the sound of wolves in the distance.
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Annie Waldman @anniewaldman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
NEW: After reviewing leaked documents, we have found UnitedHealth is strategically limiting access to a treatment for thousands of children with autism across the country in order to cut costs. Advocates say the company’s strategy may be illegal. www.propublica.org/article/unit... 👇
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UnitedHealth Is Strategically Limiting Access to Critical Treatment for Kids With Autism
Leaked internal documents show that the insurance giant is culling providers of applied behavior analysis from its network and scrutinizing the medical necessity of therapy. Advocates say the company’...
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Thinking about this chicken wing joint where I used to live called “Lord of the Wings." They had a sign in the window that said "Fry, you fools!" and they closed years ago but their top notch food punnery lives forever through me.
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
i love that blur wrote the woohoo song to make fun of american grunge rock and americans were like "wow this slaps" and then continued ignoring blur
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 13/12/2024
you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
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