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you deserve to feel the same love that every single fuckass tesla driver has of texting while driving

Four Crown #2 - @varcracing.com - Dover It's my birthday and coincidentally, for the first time ever, I had hands down the best car in the entire field. Led 46L, took my B pit strategy and the second I finished fueling, the caution came out and locked me to the back of the pack. No luck. Third.

Chris Burk (#66) leads over Kite Bomersbach (#37) and teammate Kyle Pokrefky (#7) in the early stages of the VARC World Series Four Crown race at Dover.

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 28/09/2026

#1 and #2 were your Blindfolded Bunting starters from day 1 🙂‍↕️

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 27/09/2026

With Miz leaving after 5.1 IP and Machado being pulled for a runner mid-game in San Diego, my season is finally over and I have for the FIRST TIME, after MANY SEPTEMBER COLLAPSES, finished on the PODIUM in the International House of Balks Rotisserie. THIS HAS BEEN A BLINDFOLDED BUNTING MOMENT

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 26/09/2026

Is GOD trying to kill Oneil Cruz???

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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 25/09/2026

When the photography shop assures you that these expired films are unused

Black and white photo. Due to a double exposure, it looks as though a racing car is about to crash through a spectral graduation ceremony

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 24/09/2026

Holding onto third in the roto by a hair with four days left in the season. Crying, pissing, shitting myself.

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Will Pierce @willpierce.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

just noticed the DVD cover of War in the Pocket has a Lotus Seven on it and it’s not just any Seven, but KAR 120C, Patrick McGoohan‘s Seven from The Prisoner we live in a world of wonders attn: @supcat.bsky.social

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 23/09/2026

World Series - @varcracing.com - Long Beach Haven't run at da beach since an rFactor IndyCar league in 2010 where I wrecked L1T1. Botched Q in Race 1 and had to fight hard to earn the field invert pole for Race 2; went downhill from there. Race 1 S: P16 F: P10 Race 2 S: P1 F: DNF

Chris Burk (#66) flies at the front of the field during the start of the final World Series double-header race at Long Beach.

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VARC WORLD SERIES @varcracing.com · 21/09/2026

Everyone wish admin @kpokrefky.bsky.social a happy birthday! This whole ̷P̷o̷n̷z̷i̷ ̷s̷c̷h̷e̷m̷e̷ league was his idea.

Admin Kyle wearing the official Bigfoot Tours 2026 shirt; please inquire at the bar

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Racing Clips @racingclips.adriafitzy.com · 20/09/2026

We have another angle of the water bottle toss. I repeat. We have another angle of the toss. (Courtesy of Bluesky abandoning @frontstretch.com)

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 20/09/2026

Been here quite a few times but Main Street in Speedway, IN sure is a fun vibe on Saturday night after you had a few beers at the speedway

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 19/09/2026

Let's hear it for track day #19.

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 19/09/2026

The first EV road trip test is going well. I can't wait until the Indy 500 is all electric cars.

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 19/09/2026

That's right, for all Bigfoot expeditions please inquire at the bar

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Dave Capdevielle @cadaverdave.com · 24/04/2025

Remember when Gilbert Gottfried met Pinhead from Hellraiser?

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David C B @tzed250.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So many great EV conversions out there! Here's a Corvair wagon by Tony Breheny with ALL the patina:

A First Gen (1960-64) Chevy Corvair Lakewood station wagon on its original faded and rusty white paint, tell-tale vent louvers visible at the top of the rear fender to allow air to enter for its original air-cooled pancake flat-4 engine. The rear lower access panel is open and a cable from the nearby charging station is connected. The Colorado plate reads OHMWAGN (Ohm Wagon)

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 16/09/2026

We could be living in the dumbest timeline where the Springfield Cardinals somehow win the Texas League Championship and then immediately get rebranded into something absolutely milquetoast like the Route 66ers and have their moniker changed ten times a year with shitty one-night jersey events

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 16/09/2026

World Series - @varcracing.com - Rudskogen Didn't get a lot of practice so we put the Treasure Hunts on the car to see if it would draw some luck. Don't ever let me touch the shocks at the end of practice ever again! S: 9th F: 11th (-1L)

Chris Burk (#66) runs up the hill thru Turn 6 at Rudskogen in the early stages of VARC World Series Round 7.

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 15/09/2026

You know, maybe Budd Dwyer really was America's greatest politician.

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wow

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 14/09/2026

Bullying works! Every single day!!

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 13/09/2026

MILFs Man I Lfucking Fhate the Cup Series

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 13/09/2026

The unfortunate thing is that I am seemingly now a morning person (forced) and early weekend mornings are pretty enjoyable.

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 13/09/2026

Thank god for version control. God knows I'm too clumsy.

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 13/09/2026

I would have parked Sawalich mid-race because my name is Chris and I bear more Christ than Joe Gibbs.

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N8 @norskracer98.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I know that there's no such thing as a good billionaire because no one has built the High Speed Ring in real life.

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VARC WORLD SERIES @varcracing.com · 11/09/2026

Everybody wish admin @formulaholden.com a happy birthday!! We're happy to know him and yes, he's always aura farming like this

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson

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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 10/09/2026

fun fact: 69.420% of the (non-leap) year is 9/11 at 9:11am

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 10/09/2026

They keep saying the Vengabus is coming but I've been standing outside of work at the bus stop for a few hours now and nothing has shown up yet.

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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 08/09/2026

Everything ends here. Watch the new trailer for GODZILLA MINUS ZERO. In theaters November 6.

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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

double nickels on the dime

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 07/09/2026

If some dumb son of a bitch monologues on you today about how unimportant unions are, grab them by the throat and choke them until they're right on the cusp of suffocation and then let go and tell them that was a simulation of not having workplace protections in place from collective bargaining

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 06/09/2026

Crazy but I didn't even realize I was in person for the last Scotty Mac win and it was THAT long ago.

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 06/09/2026

Imagine that, you win a race and the first voice in your ear is ... Townsend Bell. I'd yeet my radio.

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 03/09/2026

Please. Please. Psychosis-induced window jumpers as soon as possible, I'm begging you.

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 03/09/2026

The fucked up thing is that you can't just wish for there to be something like "rpm2night" on TV now. It would suck ass something fierce.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I saw guys go through this and it was terrifying to watch. Full new Bay Area y-combinator brained/mark Andersen reply guy shit. Like watching someone waste away. There was a person there once.

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 02/09/2026

This heat can Kentucky fried go fuck itself, homie.

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MAT liveries @matliveries.com · 02/09/2026

geoff again

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 02/09/2026

Four Crown #1 - @varcracing.com - Rockingham Last year was the first time I'd ever figured out Rockingham. Tonight we fired up the 2gal of water using large language mess called my fucking brain and figured out how to smoke 'em on the long runs. Racing Team LLC, best looking in the biz. P4!

Kyle Pokrefky (#7) hovers near the front as Chris Burk (#66) follows and saves fuel in the early stages of the VARC Four Crown race at Rockingham.

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Mearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 01/09/2026

playing music on a $30 bluetooth speaker sitting on my desk and insisting on streaming lossless only

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 31/08/2026

At this point in time, the only thing safe for consumption in Missouri is weed, beer, and cigarettes. (As long as you're not smoking Kools, since they're 50% rat shit.)

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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 31/08/2026

@danielhall.bsky.social Grand Final mention by Mario. We've living in a simulation.

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Truth in 32 Bit @truthin32bit.racing · 31/08/2026

2013 DeltaWing coupe picture: Nicholas Sladeczek www.flickr.com/people/35344488@N05 under CC BY-SA 2.0

A chrome silver DeltaWing on track at Virginia International Raceway.

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Cody @410crj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Don’t vape. Either rip darts or don’t do anything.

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