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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 30/09/2026
Four Crown #2 - @varcracing.com - Dover It's my birthday and coincidentally, for the first time ever, I had hands down the best car in the entire field. Led 46L, took my B pit strategy and the second I finished fueling, the caution came out and locked me to the back of the pack. No luck. Third.
Chris Burk (#66) leads over Kite Bomersbach (#37) and teammate Kyle Pokrefky (#7) in the early stages of the VARC World Series Four Crown race at Dover.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 27/09/2026
This is literally me right now in case you wanted to know
bronze medal meme of the guy overcelebrating a third place finish
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 27/09/2026
With Miz leaving after 5.1 IP and Machado being pulled for a runner mid-game in San Diego, my season is finally over and I have for the FIRST TIME, after MANY SEPTEMBER COLLAPSES, finished on the PODIUM in the International House of Balks Rotisserie. THIS HAS BEEN A BLINDFOLDED BUNTING MOMENT
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 23/09/2026
World Series - @varcracing.com - Long Beach Haven't run at da beach since an rFactor IndyCar league in 2010 where I wrecked L1T1. Botched Q in Race 1 and had to fight hard to earn the field invert pole for Race 2; went downhill from there. Race 1 S: P16 F: P10 Race 2 S: P1 F: DNF
Chris Burk (#66) flies at the front of the field during the start of the final World Series double-header race at Long Beach.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 19/09/2026
Let's hear it for track day #19.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 19/09/2026
The first EV road trip test is going well. I can't wait until the Indy 500 is all electric cars.
The Gang Charges the EV in Indiana
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 16/09/2026
World Series - @varcracing.com - Rudskogen Didn't get a lot of practice so we put the Treasure Hunts on the car to see if it would draw some luck. Don't ever let me touch the shocks at the end of practice ever again! S: 9th F: 11th (-1L)
Chris Burk (#66) runs up the hill thru Turn 6 at Rudskogen in the early stages of VARC World Series Round 7.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 02/09/2026
Four Crown #1 - @varcracing.com - Rockingham Last year was the first time I'd ever figured out Rockingham. Tonight we fired up the 2gal of water using large language mess called my fucking brain and figured out how to smoke 'em on the long runs. Racing Team LLC, best looking in the biz. P4!
Kyle Pokrefky (#7) hovers near the front as Chris Burk (#66) follows and saves fuel in the early stages of the VARC Four Crown race at Rockingham.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 26/08/2026
Nice! This fucking sucks!
Springfield Cardinals announcement that they will no longer be known as the Cardinals starting in '27. Everyone at the Diamond Baseball Holdings group should be tied to five horses and dragged away in five different directions.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 26/08/2026
World Series - @varcracing.com - Brands Indy I have unfortunately figured out that my legitimate rival in speed is @anthonydietrich.bsky.social and we may touch fenders again in the near future. Missed out some points tonight. 15 rounds to go. R04 S: P8 F: P16 R05 S: P16 F: P13
Chris Burk (#66) spins out of Druids after being hit from behind in the early stages of the second sprint at Brands Hatch.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 23/08/2026
More dirt miles in America please
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 23/08/2026
It is the most beautiful August day you could ask for at the Illinois State Fair for the Allen Crowe 100
The ARCA field goes by under caution on lap 15 of the Allen Crowe 100 at the Illinois State Fairgrounds Racetrack.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 20/08/2026
thinkin bout gridlife
holding up a sign that says "KUTIL: WATKINS CHAMP"
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 19/08/2026
World Series Enduro - @varcracing.com - Watkins Glen First ever wet VARC race was the hand from God touching the weather generator the right way. Had 11th-12th speed, but Bootfoot tried to get me. Wasn't stopping me from starting 30th and finishing 15th. The World Series is coming to your city.
Chris Burk (#66) rounds T11 with a broken race car at Watkins Glen to hold off Adam Sweet (#39) coming to the checkers in the LADIES ONLY MOSHPIT 100.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 19/08/2026
the bitch is back
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 18/08/2026
Owned? Mom ordered it from Columbia House.
The CD soundtrack for Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 15/08/2026
failure octogenarian boomer billionaire with piss god failson
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 12/08/2026
World Series - @varcracing.com - Sonoma Double barrel, double header. Sonoma's a hard one to setup turn 2 and 3 in and this bad boy is a big ol' boat to drive. This season's gonna be bonkers. WGI next week. NASCAR sucks, Dale's dead, run the Boot. Race 1: S: P13 F: P11 Race 2: S: P11 F: P10
Chris Burk (#66) passes Brody Iverson (#77) in the esses in Round 1 of the VARC World Series at Sonoma.Nate Sanaker (#67) and Chris Burk (#66) park at the top of turn 3 after Round 2 of the VARC World Series at Sonoma. Kyle Pokrefky (#7) passes Chris Burk (#66) after a mistake through turn 2 during Round 2 of the VARC World Series at Sonoma. Chris Burk (#66) turns Dylan Goodin (#75) in turn 7a after missing his braking point during Round 1 of the VARC World Series at Sonoma.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 11/08/2026
Finally, he's 94% man, but he's 6% lightning in a can. Our favorite new father @sethw.bsky.social brought it home 12th in the National Series VII standings, but he's fired up and ready for a new challenge in a road-heavy schedule. He'll be on the hunt for his first stock car victory in 2026B.
The #22 Volvo/-196 Euro NASCAR V8GP, driven by Seth Wolfmeyer.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 11/08/2026
You can call him Mrs. Nesbitt, no, no you can't because you didn't earn that. The Head Honcho of VARC @kpokrefky.bsky.social returns after a National Series VII season where he finished 9th in the final standings but first in your hearts. He's got his eye on the enduros this season.
The #7 Volvo/Mattel Euro NASCAR V8GP, driven by Kyle Pokrefky.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 11/08/2026
A new Tuesday, a new season, it's time to get back in the seat with @varcracing.com for the new World Series. Racing Team, LLC returns with a stacked deck of jokers and I'm your court jester. Car 66 may not go fast but the driver sure as hell knows how to make his teammate's cars go fast.
The #66 Volvo/Hot Wheels Euro NASCAR V8GP, driven by Chris Burk.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 05/08/2026
@varcracing.com - World 600K Special Event - Charlotte Had a good day. Came home from work and helped make some art. Sat down 10 minutes before Q and said "Let's just finish this one," and buddy, I'd say we did that. (You cannot compare to Racing Team LLC.) S: 15th (No Q time) F: 2nd
Kyle Pokrefky (#7) passes Chris Burk (#66) during practice for the VARC World 600K. The duo would later go on to take a 1-2 finish in the race, respectively.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 02/08/2026
You don't need cell service to have your face melted by this car and yes I have screaming qualifying footage to share
Fuck it's so fast fuck fuck fuck I can't press the button fast enough
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 30/07/2026
Greetings from Road America.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 27/07/2026
the heat index is too damn high
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 26/07/2026
My god that man is big.
DJ Diesel 

Or as we know him 

Shaq
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 17/07/2026
An all timer from my brother last night after I went to bed
I'm not typing this one out.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 01/07/2026
Got some good B-roll for everyone that wasn't there drinking beers with me, though.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 28/06/2026
It's always happening in the Boot.
Burk and Sandore talking business with Mike Helton and Jim France
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 25/06/2026
Hello and good morning from Watkins Glen International.
View from the hill into the Toe of the Boot at Watkins Glen Int'l
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 19/06/2026
fun weekend plans
Chris Burk (#666) runs thru the bus stop at Watkins Glen in early Friday practice for the iRacing 6 Hours of the Glen.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 17/06/2026
National Series VII Finale - @varcracing.com - Homestead Less than average season results and I've never been fast at Homestead so I spent much of the race daydreaming about the previous 15 rounds and how good of a season it has been for the league this year for it to come down to one point. Nice!
Chris Burk (#66) has no tire and gets railroaded by Seth Wolfmeyer (#22), Nate Sanaker (#67), and Chandler Carroll (#95) late in the running of the VARC National Series finale at Homestead.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 16/06/2026
Cuttin' it up in practice one last time for the '26A season. It's about time for a VARCation.
Chris Burk (#66) dives to the inside of Kyle Pokrefky (#7) during practice for the finale of VARC National Series VII at Homestead.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 13/06/2026
Aug 13, 2025, Blindfolded Bunting traded Robert Garcia, Mason Miller, and Max Muncy to O O O Ohtani Autoparts for Bryan Abreu and Jacob Misiorowski.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 08/06/2026
What roger penske looks like at 1045pm
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 03/06/2026
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 03/06/2026
National Series VII - @varcracing.com - Bristol The fireball. My fireball. It was too brutal. I killed Seth. I then ran out of mana and garnered a perfectly reasonable and avoidable black flag and took at 69 second penalty. This is real life, the rest of it is a simulation. S: P15 F: P18 (-5L)
Kyle Pokrefky (#7) passes his single night non-teammate Chris Burk (#66) who is many laps down in the late stages of the VARC National Series race at Bristol.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 02/06/2026
@sethw.bsky.social I am chanting incantations that human ears haven't heard for centuries. I am armed with spells that would weigh the conscious of normal mortals. Your ass is parched grass and I'm throwing fireballs tonight.
Chris Burk (#66), representing Team Black, takes the high-side at Bristol during practice over Seth Wolfmeyer (#22) of Team Yellow. The two normally race as teammates on Racing Team, LLC.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 02/06/2026
Legendary voicemail pull
Transcript of a voicemail from my octogenarian grandmother
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 01/06/2026
It's so fucked up that these nerds at Stellantis are trying to practice Copperhead erasure.
1997 Dodge Copperhead concept
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 30/05/2026
Best value seat in football baby
View from the 300 level from the Dome at the Americas Center
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 27/05/2026
National Series VII - @varcracing.com - Talladega I'll take y'alls free points at the flag. Backstab Challenge at Bristol next week. This season is NOT over. S: P2 (😒) F: P7 (-2.835)
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 22/05/2026
Become ungovernable. Watch Carb Day at work because your job sucks.
Carb Day practice on 5 visible TVs and 4 TVs out of frame. Fuck em if they want to watch the Food Network today.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 20/05/2026
National Series VII - @varcracing.com - Watkins Glen No mistakes. Lead lap finish at the roadie. Ready for summer vacation but we still got some fight left in it for The Gauntlet, baby. S: P11 F: P11 (-74.096)
Chris Burk (#66) ships it up the Esses at Watkins Glen during Round 13 of the VARC National Series.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 06/05/2026
Dale Earnhardt laying on the hood of his car with the caption "Earn It."
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 06/05/2026
National Series VII - @varcracing.com - Indianapolis Season's not over yet. S: P14 F: P5
Chris Burk (#66) passes Mason Fleischauer (#06) on the last lap at Indianapolis during Round 12 of VARC National Series VII.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 03/05/2026
me puking at the thought of a Penske anything
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 29/04/2026
National Series VII - @varcracing.com - Four Crown #3 - Snetterton Been a hard season and aside from one really good failure to think, we beat losing power in practice on Monday to come back and make some good setup tweaks for the team. S: P14 F: P15 There's still hope for that T10 in points.
Chris Burk (#66) races Anthony Rotolo (#1) down the backstraight in the late stages of the VARC National Series race at Snetterton.
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 17/04/2026
Euthanasia for everyone who starts their sentence with "So I used Copilot to-"
500gb 870 Evo from MicroCenter with a $200 price tag The $102 price tag under the $200 price tag on the 500gb SSD
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volvo beer courier @burk.racing · 11/04/2026
Asking for a friend if my gma's post office is too big to be classified as tiny
The United States Post Office of Piasa IL, 62079
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