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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy

@buffyann1998.bsky.social
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if the apocalypse comes, beep me. Government lawyer by day, slayer by night. Profile picture is Buffy Summers in the late 90s TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Background is the Sunnydale cemetery.

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Charm City Couillon @diabsoule.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 👀 #AggieFactThursday
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did Ted Cruz go home?
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bench Arch
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Ami @amidanruo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve never seen the Ted Cruz curse manifest so immediately and emphatically.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ok that pick is on Ted Cruz
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Breaking - lots of people are misrepresenting the legal standard for a criminal conviction and making wild assumptions about the inner workings of a jury. It’s not the first time and it won’t be the last time. 
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Para menopause finally getting some actual attention and treatment options and we get articles like this… Because of course. 
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Tiare Liberty Sol ☀️ @tiare75.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Try saying it aloud 🤭
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller apparently took a lil nap yesterday
A screenshot showing Sid Miller asleep in his front seat during a Zoom call, with his cowboy hat covering his face
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Two words: bendy straws
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I had to check to make sure this wasn’t a post by the New York Times pitch bot. What a truly absurd leap.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 10/11/2025
Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
and so begins Brian Kelly’s long road of vengeance
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Good. What a waste of perfectly good tortillas.
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Sam Khan Jr. @skhanjr.com · 20/10/2025
Texas Tech AD Kirby Hocutt just announced that they will no longer "encourage or permit" tortillas to be thrown at opening kickoff of home games to avoid potential penalties hurting the team. Hocutt joined Joey McGuire for his weekly presser and opened it with a statement about the tortillas.
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Mychal hosting a reborn Reading Rainbow is like a TikTok comment section fever dream come to life and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. This rules.
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: They Might Be Rather Tall.
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Frankie Goes to Orange County
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
since younger people are asking how shockingly stupid things were in 2003, may I present to you this circa-03 sign that I bought from a local restaurant and their (unrelated) going out of business sale a few years later
sign reading NO FRENCH PRODUCTS SOLD HERE, "GOD BLESS AMERICA"
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I was in college during the run up to the war in Iraq. Those of us who opposed it were called traitors to our country. We were ultimately vindicated, but only after so much damage was done. NGL, all of this talk of regime change is giving me hives.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
“Thanks for coming in to Human Resources. Can we hear your side of the story?”
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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
Picture of the OJ Simpson car chase with the caption "millions expected to travel this Memorial day, breaking 20-year-old record"
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
oh god he’s doomed us all
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends.
Buffy, Willow, and Xander
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
@evilmopac.bsky.social what did you do???
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 01/05/2025
An 18-wheeler rolled onto its side on Tuesday, spilling part of a load of eight million dimes onto a Texas highway, the authorities said. Road lanes were closed for about 14 hours while crews used vacuums, shovels and their hands to scoop up freshly minted loose coins.
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Truck Overturns, and Millions of Dimes Spill Onto Texas Highway
Road lanes were closed for about 14 hours while crews used vacuums, shovels and their hands to scoop up freshly minted loose coins.
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Until someone can teach me how to grow cool ranch Doritos in my backyard, I’m gonna stick with buying my food TYVM.
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Yeah, well, get in line.
A phone notification stating that oven needs to be cleaned
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I washed my pup’s fav stuffie tonight. He seems happy. ❤️
A black Labrador curled up in a dog bed with a toy stuffed moose.
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Kate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
In the U.S. in 1825, *452* out of 1000 children born died before their 5th birthday. By 1925, that number was 135 out of a 1000 children. Today, in 2025, that number is *7* And it is entirely due to advances in medicine, public health, and technology. 9/
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
In high school, there was this little sandwich shop that everyone went to for lunch. Line out the door every day. The best broccoli cheese soup. Rich and creamy and delicious. God I miss it.
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This is nightmare fuel for every lawyer
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I'm not saying the news wire photographers kept intentionally lining Trump's head up with the Easter Bunny's ears, but they were absolutely doing that
From Getty Images: U.S. President Donald Trump talks to reporters durning the White House Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House on April 21, 2025 in Washington, DC. The White House is expecting thousands of children and adults to participate in the annual tradition of rolling colored eggs down the White House lawn, which was started by President Rutherford B. Hayes in 1878. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)
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Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I have a story about due process in a mass adjudicatory setting. A while back, there was this group called the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints that had a compound in rural Texas. Well these FLDS folks dressed funny (like bonnets and long dresses and suspenders and corncob pipes funny).
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Ryan Ritter @ndtex.gamin4aven.org · 08/04/2025
Letting Ted Cruz into a sporting event.
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The Cruz curse isn’t a claim. It’s a fact.
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Please and thank you.
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404 Media @404media.co · 24/03/2025
DNA of 15 Million People for Sale in 23andMe Bankruptcy 🔗 www.404media.co/dna-of-15-mi...
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DNA of 15 Million People for Sale in 23andMe Bankruptcy
There is no way to know what a buyer will want to do with the reams of genetic information it has collected. Customers, meanwhile, still have no way to change their underlying genetic data.
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me on the National Security group chat.
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a cartoon of a mouse in a teapot
Alt: a cartoon of a mouse in a teapot
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I have to say that Jeffrey Goldberg is a better person than I am. No way in hell I’m removing myself from that group chat. You want to spill the tea? I will happily lap it up. #FOMO
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Can someone please get him a jigsaw puzzle set or something? Old man needs a hobby stat.
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Devastating. RIP
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
17 states are suing to overturn section 504. www.bazelon.org/wp-content/u...
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American Bar Association @americanbar.org · 10/02/2025
The ABA supports the rule of law. Read full message: www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...
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Kat Flandermeyer @katflandermeyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
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