Sign in

Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy

@buffyann1998.bsky.social
1.8K followers 2.6K following 575 posts

if the apocalypse comes, beep me. Government lawyer by day, slayer by night. Profile picture is Buffy Summers in the late 90s TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Background is the Sunnydale cemetery.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
Charm City Couillon @diabsoule.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 👀 #AggieFactThursday
5369
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This disparity is especially true for children with disabilities. My son couldn’t get help for his dyslexia in private school, but is thriving in his title one public school where he can get dyslexia support on a daily basis. 
131
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did Ted Cruz go home?
012
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bench Arch
010
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
Ami @amidanruo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve never seen the Ted Cruz curse manifest so immediately and emphatically.
0161
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ok that pick is on Ted Cruz
1047551
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Breaking - lots of people are misrepresenting the legal standard for a criminal conviction and making wild assumptions about the inner workings of a jury. It’s not the first time and it won’t be the last time. 
030
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I cannot imagine being on that jury. What a terrible set of facts and circumstances. How hard must it be to consider all that and come to a decision. 
010
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Para menopause finally getting some actual attention and treatment options and we get articles like this… Because of course. 
011
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
“Tiare-ifying” Liberty Sol 🎃👻 @tiare75.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Try saying it aloud 🤭
021
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
2295267712867
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller apparently took a lil nap yesterday
A screenshot showing Sid Miller asleep in his front seat during a Zoom call, with his cowboy hat covering his face
314440
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
568197943680
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yes, and I’m sure it’s only a coincidence that Houston ISD remains under the stewardship of a board of managers appointed by the Texas education agency rather than a board of trustees elected by the people of Houston. 
000
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m a blind pedestrian. I would much rather cyclist have dedicated safe bike lanes. It is safer for them and safer for me. And it just makes sense. 
040
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How do they develop their personal voice and style Jenny? Does Grammarly do that for them? 
030
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I ❤️ you
010
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Two words: bendy straws
151
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I thought it was a Tenacious D reference.
020
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I had to check to make sure this wasn’t a post by the New York Times pitch bot. What a truly absurd leap.
010
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 10/11/2025
Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.
2754321362
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
and so begins Brian Kelly’s long road of vengeance
1729722
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I went as a fried egg in middle school. Homemade costume. Somehow I thought it was edgy.
020
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Good. What a waste of perfectly good tortillas.
000
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
Sam Khan Jr. @skhanjr.com · 20/10/2025
Texas Tech AD Kirby Hocutt just announced that they will no longer "encourage or permit" tortillas to be thrown at opening kickoff of home games to avoid potential penalties hurting the team. Hocutt joined Joey McGuire for his weekly presser and opened it with a statement about the tortillas.
7255
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Mychal hosting a reborn Reading Rainbow is like a TikTok comment section fever dream come to life and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. This rules.
29111
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: They Might Be Rather Tall.
020
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Frankie Goes to Orange County
3222
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Two words: freedom fries.
030
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
since younger people are asking how shockingly stupid things were in 2003, may I present to you this circa-03 sign that I bought from a local restaurant and their (unrelated) going out of business sale a few years later
sign reading NO FRENCH PRODUCTS SOLD HERE, "GOD BLESS AMERICA"
153105901781
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I was in college during the run up to the war in Iraq. Those of us who opposed it were called traitors to our country. We were ultimately vindicated, but only after so much damage was done. NGL, all of this talk of regime change is giving me hives.
061
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
“Thanks for coming in to Human Resources. Can we hear your side of the story?”
91358161
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
Picture of the OJ Simpson car chase with the caption "millions expected to travel this Memorial day, breaking 20-year-old record"
496163902720
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Gonzo for sure.
070
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Actually that movie sounds awesome.
030
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
oh god he’s doomed us all
040
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends.
Buffy, Willow, and Xander
030
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
@evilmopac.bsky.social what did you do???
010
Reposted by Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
The New York Times @nytimes.com · 01/05/2025
An 18-wheeler rolled onto its side on Tuesday, spilling part of a load of eight million dimes onto a Texas highway, the authorities said. Road lanes were closed for about 14 hours while crews used vacuums, shovels and their hands to scoop up freshly minted loose coins.
nytimes.com
Truck Overturns, and Millions of Dimes Spill Onto Texas Highway
Road lanes were closed for about 14 hours while crews used vacuums, shovels and their hands to scoop up freshly minted loose coins.
8350395
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Alt Text: Health RFK Jr. will require shift in how new vaccines are tested, HHS says The potential change outlined in a statement would require all new vaccines to undergo placebo testing, sparking concerns among medical experts. Yesterday at 7:55 p.m. ET
000
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Until someone can teach me how to grow cool ranch Doritos in my backyard, I’m gonna stick with buying my food TYVM.
181
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I’m blind. I can tend a small herb garden but growing all my own food would be…difficult. Lots of people don’t have the physical ability to grow their own food.
1450
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Alt Text: Need Bassist & Drummer to Form Conservative Rage Against The Machine (Kannapolis, NC) Looking for politically conservative bassist & drummer to start the right's version of Rage Against The Machine.
020
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
He also said a lot of terrible shit that he did do in Trump 1. So agreed to disagree I guess.
010
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Cantaloupe, but I think where you live matters here.
010
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
It’s not like he was an unknown quality. He said exactly what he was going to do. Now he’s doing it. They got exactly what they voted for. They are just mad that his policies are hurting them and not just the people they don’t like.
121
Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy @buffyann1998.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Yeah, well, get in line.
A phone notification stating that oven needs to be cleaned
050