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@btswanfury.bsky.social
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Someone once said I used "weaponized sarcasm," which is inaccurate. I prefer "bitingly acidic."

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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey, it could have happened. I mean, it's not like that many people were paying attention to 9/11.... If you're keeping score, we seem to be roughly at the point where Ronald Reagan claimed to have been there as a photographer when the concentration camps were liberated. (He was in Culver City)
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"mar-KWAN-ay"
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey. Not Ai. A fruit bat ! Dog with wings
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Right. Donald Trump is the savior who was going to fix everything. It's been over 18 months and things are worse. It can't be his fault and the Dems have minimal power, so the failures must be coming from inside the house.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I thought it was a mop
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
First time trump has slept beside melania in years.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I wish I could play too
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ALL cats love boxes: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/humor/s/yi...
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Turd Blossom hasn't been part of a successful campaign since 2004. He's like James Carville, but for conservative outlets.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Mama said: “GET UP THAT TREE, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.” (she managed to chase him away) IG: @kelseylschulte Katmai National Park, Alaska
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Remember when it was a huge scandal because some conservative organizations were (allegedly!) being subjected to more scrutiny than liberal ones by the IRS? Even though it turned out the only org to lose its status was liberal?
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just take it they say
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Not Ai
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Stardust 🌏🎬 @stardustbluepr.com · 25/07/2026
The depth they go on all topics to manipulate facts is outrageous. It's completely obvious that Mitch is either no longer with us, in a coma, or brain dead. Clearly not functioning... Why doesn't someone stop the madness?
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
By then his entire body will be one giant bruise.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Dude got bullied into releasing Tina Peters- convicted by a jury of her peers and sentenced after a fair trial- by Donald Trump. He can sit in the cuck chair and shut the fuck up.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Let's be honest, kids are safer in the hands of your average crossdresser than they would be in the hands of the current president.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/07/2026
This is Maya. She couldn't decide between taking a swim and taking a nap, so she chose to do both. 13/10 (TT: tinychihuahuacedric)
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/07/2026
I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Arrest Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who murdered Nicole Good and Alex Pretti! freedom.press/issues/the-g...
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The government wants to scare Americans out of sharing the news
The Department of Homeland Security has a new tactic to suppress reporting: silence people who repost information from news stories
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
WANT TO SNORFLE THE MURDERCAT (🔊 up)
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bros hair tho
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Mike in MT @mikeinmmt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"Trick".. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Republican representative’s ectopic pregnancy clashes with Florida abortion law
Kat Cammack blames left’s fearmongering after medical staff hesitated to give her drugs needed to end pregnancy
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
There's a letter from some Massachusetts officer written late in the war where he talks about initially not caring about slavery, to "want[ing] to sing 'John Brown's Body' while ramming red-hot abolition down their throats at the point of a bayonet."
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Surely Joe Biden is the reason we are here today, 18 months into Trump's presidency and 3+ months into his war!
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Roger Parloff @rparloff.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Update: In March, MN sued DOJ to get info about the Renee Good, Alex Pretti, & Julio Sosa-Celis shootings. Case paused awaiting DOJ's 6/4 responses to MN's administrative letters seeking that info. Hennepin Co (MN) says DOJ responses were still "obstructi[ve]." Will file amended complaint 6/18.
"The federal government's written responses to our demands for

evidence in the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, as well as the

non-fatal shooting of Julio Sosa-Celis, indicates that they will

continue withholding evidence related to the conduct of their agents
in those incidents.
It was obstruction in January and it is obstruction in June.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/06/2026
Fox News correspondent: "President Trump told me that he is getting close to ordering new strikes against Iranian power plants and bridges, because he says the Iranians are tapping the United States along."
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 08/06/2026
This is what the internet was invented for.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 30/05/2026
My reaction when meeting my therapist’s new intern.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The ICE/DOJ scandal that finally saw the light of day yesterday in a chicago courtroom has now spread to DC www.notus.org/courts/durbi...
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The Prosecutor at the Center of a Botched DOJ Case Was Working For Senate Democrats
Sheri Mecklenburg had been assigned to work for the minority on the Judiciary Committee, but ranking member Dick Durbin said she had been dismissed on Friday.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"Trump tells it like it is" is just code for him being a racist, misogynistic, abusive liar. Certain portions of the American public enjoy cruelty framed as honesty. Ex: every opinionated asshole who says they're just "brutally honest."
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Dude, the conservatives spend weeks dragging you for asking if there was any Dijon mustard and talking about arugula. It's almost like they don't actually care about what you say.
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DrDinD.bsky.social @drdind.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I am no James Comey fan. He made a huge contribution to Hillary Clinton losing in 2016. But this is an "I am Spartacus " moment. I am reposting Comey's seashells Arrest me motherfuckers.
Comey Instagram post for which he has been indicted.  Sea shells arranged to form 86 47 on the beach. 

Caption: cool shell formation on my beach walk.
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Thay don't want you to know about the (((Ju)))tes
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
All the more reason to never, under any circumstance, allow Elon to implant a chip in your brain.
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Mollie Wilson O'Reilly @mollieoreilly.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Vance keeps making it clear that he was taught to understand Catholicism as a set of loopholes and get-out-of-Hell-free clauses, which oddly is the very caricature that people used to cite to oppress and exclude Catholics in America. Now it's "Humble fidelity? No, arrogant casuistry!"
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
So did Richard Ramirez, the Night Stalker. People don't feel sorry for him.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Loads of people have tragic upbringings but they don’t make it their life’s mission to be Donald Trump’s right hand in destroying the country like Susie Wiles.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Late to the party, but so long as we're going with Roman law sources, Caracalla naturalized every freeborn person in the Empire as a Roman citizen in 212 CE. So arguments against birthright citizenship are doomed to fail.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Hah! All law is based on the Code of Hammurabi. Checkmate, libtards! /s
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Good morning lovelies, enjoy a smile from this Pomeranian with a perfectly centered nose that makes it look like a one eyed alien.😉
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Fight The Right… 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Not to mention the fact that it's not going to do a whole lot to lower prices. Prices will remain elevated as long as the straight is constrained and no amount of running the gauntlet will change that.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
And the "blue collar" workers making six figures and driving $80,000 pickup trucks and "small business owners" who employ dozens and are worth millions of dollars. Those are the real americans. Not hotel maids, daycare workers, fast food workers, or elder care assistants.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Damn, beat me to it. "The Dow is LiTeRaLlY over 47,000 right now!"
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Exactly. I've seen plenty of articles across platforms claiming that judges have lost patience or are fed up with the government, but this has been going on for 13 months now and the number of government officials held in contempt so far is zero. The closest they get is to threaten to initiate.
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sanjukta paul @sanjukta.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is so amazing and beautiful!
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Maria Estanislao @marialoventime.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
bsky.app/profile/davi...
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Oh, so we're opposed to shooting peaceful protestors now, huh?
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