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@btswanfury.bsky.social
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Someone once said I used "weaponized sarcasm," which is inaccurate. I prefer "bitingly acidic."

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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How about "End Genocide?" Does that work?
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Labeled as anti-Semitic because it's a "blood libel." A perfect example is "Black Lives Matter" and the ensuing backlash Asking people "well, what do you mean by that" and "how do you feel about white people?" it's a silencing tactic meant to deligitimize criticism under the guise of "debate."
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh of course you can't have a nuanced debate about anything with two word slogans. But not every forum is a place to have a nuanced debate. There are times when slogans are useful and necessary. Virtually *any slogan* can be used by bad actors. Even something like "kids shouldn't be blown up" gets
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you have a problem with "free Palestine" but can't come up with an alternative phrase, then you're not really interested in a discussion, but rather engaging in a bad-faith argument to shrink acceptable criticism of Israel to the point where nothing can be said lest it make Jews feel unsafe.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sorry, but what slogan should those who oppose Israel's actions use? "Free Palestine" is such an anodyne, inoffensive statement. Criticism that some people might have sinister motivations when they say it can be true of any pro-Palestinian slogan.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Especially when you blow a billion dollars to do it.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"DOW Rapid Response." Like responding to mean tweets about Hegseth is an emergency requiring a dedicated team of loser slobs with devastating memes locked and loaded for immediate deployment anywhere on the Internet at a moment's notice.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An age of abundance where every need will be met and no one need go hungry but also WTF are all these hordes of brown invaders doing trying to swamp my country and make the white race disappear???
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The whole thing is dumb, anyway. Even if Smith went to a Hawks game in Atlanta the day after Fannie Willis announced her affair, so what? There were thousands of people at that game. Did they all meet with her? Did any of them? How is this relevant?
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah yes, the famous "Kenyan" language. Like English and Swahili.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly, in my mind this is what really happened. youtu.be/G0mncEl4nVU?...
youtu.be
How Game of Thrones Should Have Ended
YouTube video by Think Story
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To be fair, George RR Martin gave the producers a thumbnail sketch of where the series was supposed to go and how it was supposed to end, but it turned out that that just kinda sucked, and he's been stuck ever since.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, how we have fallen from Grace as a society when wearing a button down shirt without a tie and khaki pants is considered suave and sophisticated.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That is true. Social and legal stigma is one of the reasons why Palestinian Muslims don't typically convert to Judaism. But it also has no bearing on the fact that Palestinian attempts at conversion are rejected out of hand by religious and government authorities in Israel.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Conversion Authority has in the past said it automatically rejects applications for conversion from Palestinians. I know of at least one (David Ben Avraham) who successfully converted, but Israel didn't grant him citizenship until after he was murdered by IDF soldiers who didn't believe him.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I hear a lot of people are suffering financially right now. But maybe if they switched to cheaper fodder for their horses and dismissed some redundant servants that would help them get through these tough economic times?"
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So nice that the SHU has internet access for him!
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There's a lot of "socialism will win if we don't deliver on making people's lives better!" hand wringing going on right now. It's like, yes, if "socialism" delivers for people and capitalism (or whatever you want to call what we have now) then people will want to try something else.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
True. I just meant that the idea of an evil machine god deciding to wipe out humanity vs. us just dying because of AI-induced environmental catastrophe just seems far fetched. AI can kill us without becoming sentient.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That is fair. I was just taking issue with people that claim that Israel is a secular state simply because it doesn't have an official state religion and the majority of its people are not particularly religious.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not trying to be the argumentative walrus here, following you around. I like your posts and just thought I would interact! No response necessary or expected! :)
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Respectfully, I disagree. The whole argument against allowing displaced Palestinians to return to Israel or let people in the West Bank be citizens of Israel is that it would undermine the Jewish character of the state (defined by law). What conversations do you think we need to be having?
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But someone who is not ethnically Jewish can convert to Judaism (so long as the conversion is officially recognized by an Israeli government body) and thus gain all the privileges of being a Jewish citizen of Israel. I think that undermines the ethnicity argument.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jews have a special, privileged position in Israeli society legally, correct? Both de facto and de jure, as defined by the Basic Law passed in July 2018. Intensity of people's religious belief isn't a good measure of a state being secular if one religion is elevated above the rest. Respectfully.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone who worries about Skynet style terminators hunting us down and exterminating humanity needs to watch a video of self driving cards trying to exit a parking lot. AI may well kill us all, but not for the reasons they think.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"My dear lord tsar, your boyars have done terrible things in your name!!"
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Because Zionists don't care about your opinion on Jews, so long as you support their ethno-nationalist project. You could claim rabbis use the blood of Christian babies to bake matzah, but as long as you "support Israel," it's all good.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The guy was just a bad cop. He got fired from three different agencies before going to work for ICE, and then crashed his duty vehicle before they took his gun and his badge. He got fired from his previous law enforcement job for lying about being fired. He shouldn't be dead, but I shed no tears.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dude was a bad cop- he got fired from three different law enforcement agencies (one of which was for lying about being fired previously), before landing at ICE where he wrecked his duty vehicle. He never should have been a cop and the world is a better place without him having a badge.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes. The president doesn't control gas prices. But he she can fuck things up.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The good news is that people like that don't usually vote anyway, so it's not like their Goldilocks conundrum affects anybody.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Holmes doing her best bush baby impression.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Blintz-182
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ah, but have you ever heard of Superbowl LXI? Checkmate, weird platinum bowl cut oven builder.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I guess Trump "iDeNiTiFiEs" as a 9/11 responder.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well I guess we know what Christmas Elves do in the off season...
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He also said that on VJ Day when the announcement came out, he was like millions of other servicemen who couldn't wait to go home and make love to their wives. Which, you know, he could do at any time because he was living at home and commuting to his unit.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey, it could have happened. I mean, it's not like that many people were paying attention to 9/11.... If you're keeping score, we seem to be roughly at the point where Ronald Reagan claimed to have been there as a photographer when the concentration camps were liberated. (He was in Culver City)
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I would pay any amount of money to watch Trump play hockey. Hell, I'd pay any amount of money to watch him spend 20 minutes ice skating.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Beat me to it. And it was way more than just "everyone has a right to legal representation." It was "I know I'm their pet gay Jew and don't care because it gets me attention."
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I mean, what's the point of a mid-term convention (other than fluffing Trump's ego)?
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Who the fuck puts and umlaut on "reëlection?" Do they reëxamine things? Or reënter a room?
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
To be fair, Tetris should be the last people on Earth talking about copyright.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He thinks he's giving his best Blue Steel but he always looks like a medieval peasant trying to understand Bitcoin.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dude's first name is literally "Cam?". Was "Flocky McSurveillanceson" already taken?
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I mean, it should have been pretty straightforward. "If we lie about powerful corporations they will sue us into the ground, so let's not do that even if it makes the president sad." May as well have leaked an internal Fox News memo saying water is wet.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thank you!
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Question-in order to cap the number of Supreme Court justices via constitutional amendment, wouldn't that require 3/4 of state legislatures to go along with that? What is even the point of this vote, except performance? Serious question, because I don't know.
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btswanfury.bsky.social @btswanfury.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Trump Straight is what Natalie wishes she was getting from President Daddy every night.
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