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Belorizontino Balatrero

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a chimpanzee in an enclosure is sitting on the ground and painting abstract streaks of color on a canvas lying in the grass. Panel 2: a couple is standing outside the enclosure, looking in. The girl says about the painting chimpanzee, “aww, that’s cute.” Panel 3: the chimpanzee is alone in his dimly lit studio, head in hands, holding a lit cigarette. He looks completely dejected, feeling misunderstood. There is a pair of glasses, a glass of whisky, crumpled paper, and an unfinished painting laid out on the desk in front of him. The walls and floor space of his studio are covered in his abstract paintings on canvases and paper. There is also a marble sculpture of a banana beside him.
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Spriter Gors @gors.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Imagem monocromática de baixa resolução da Érika Hilton e Rick Azevedo com os dizeres abaixo

BORN TO REST
WORK IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 6x1
I am tired man
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Char Aznable Autopeças @ronniepedra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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construído diferente @ddbm.video · 07/10/2026
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Gaia ⚖️ @mawile.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Com vídeos de 3 minutos podemos ter nesse site, finalmente, o integral da Mint cantando Limp Bizkit ao vivo
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Belorizontino Balatrero @bsscaldaferri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
O negócio é fugir ou se matar galera
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𒌺𒀭𒆕𒂊 I.:C.:C.:13 @iccelestial13.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
Toda eleição em 𒆠𒂗𒄀 Ki-en-gir: 🔴 𒊮𒄭𒆷 — Šag-ḫul₂ "Coração Alegre" 50,1% ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▉░░░░░░░ (Aliança controla 20% do Palácio 𒂍𒃲) 🔵 𒄭𒌍𒃲 — Ḫul-gal "Grande Mal" 49,9% ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░ (Aliança controla 50% do Palácio 𒂍𒃲)
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Sadie (comms open) @zulc22.site · 06/11/2024
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Pedro Miranda Filho @pedromirfilho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tava procurando um HD externo pra comprar no Mercado Livre achei esse review de comprador num anúncio
Captura de tela de um review da compra de um HD externo no Mercado Livre. "★★★★★ Um lindo retângulo preto cheio de gygas para me dar"
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Laerte @laertecoutinho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Saiu na Folha @folha.com
Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos.
1) Homem, de óculos e barba, caminha pela rua, falando com alguém: “Ideias! Tenho muitas ideias!”
2) Ele sobe degraus de uma escada interna de prédio. Pelas paredes, aparecem formigas circulando. Homem continua dizendo: “Estou fervilhando de ideias!”
3) Ele está em sua sala e pendura o paletó num gancho, enquanto diz: “Ideias pra todo lado!” - pelas paredes, teto, móveis, por toda lado circulam formigas.
4) Voz de alguém comenta: “Parecem formigas.” - o homem, em uma poltrona, afasta formigas com a mão. E diz: “…vieram atrás das minhas ideias.”
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utada hikaru da periferia do metaverso @neopetshopboy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
aproveitando que estou cinefila hoje,
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revi 🏳️‍⚧️ @revya.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Jasper @jasperblasters.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Day 227: this puzzle seems weird
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programa leitinho feliz @tropicatteru.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
NA USP NÃO TEM ISSO
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The Last Fábeo @thelastfabeo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
O GERENTE FICOU SÃO
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
>Islamic Republic of Japan
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
>parents split up >theyre not looking for clues
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
[game screenshot] 
"While in stealth press [Square Button] to kiss your wife"

femmehysteria
real gaming
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cachorro pet Boul @uroboloss.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Pedro Eduardo 5 horas atrás

Se tivesse pena de morte pra juiz que cometesse erros eles pensariam duas vezes em suas interpretações. Isso acontece porque não existe pena dura nesse campeonato
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Disket @disket.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Vegeta supersSaiyajin apontando para si mesmo com uma expressão arrogante, mas em vez de dizer "eu sou Super Vegeta" ele diz "Só existe um Homem Pizza"
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pj ★彡 @pejotagatari.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
386.
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vulvão de nova iguaçu @gorilagato.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Vini Jr. Analista de Vini Pleno Vini Senior Account Vini Manager Vini Supervisor Administrative Vini Director Chief Vini Officer
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Steve Brusatte @stevebrusatte.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Scientific American is 180 years old. The most eminent science magazine for the general public. And today, sold off as scrap to stop the staff from unionizing. Many top editors I've worked with for a decade on several articles have been fired. What a disgrace @sciam.bsky.social
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Belorizontino Balatrero @bsscaldaferri.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Nélio mudanças ⛟ @angra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Desenho mostra o batman à direita e as 4 tartarugas ninha à esquerda. O balão de texto do batman diz: ornaldo next e depois *orlando

No que as tartarugas repetem a forma errada "ornaldo"
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Cosmic horror is great because it just kinda invents itself. Spend a bit too long thinking about the sun and you realize it’s a radioactive death ball larger than your mind has capacity to comprehend, so inherently dangerous that looking directly at it will harm you, and it’s just sitting there.
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Altas Inabilidades @altmelissa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Apenas Zoran Mamdani hoje falando sobre SÓCRATES, DEMOCRACIA CORINTHIANA e CORINTHIANS. 🖤🤍
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Scrib Doof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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construído diferente @ddbm.video · 25/05/2026
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Gaia ⚖️ @mawile.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
And then they realized they were no longer The Boys. They were The Men.
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Scrib Doof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
jordan
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
hate your job? hate your family? have problems?
need to leave?
step into it and never leave!
go there!
go in the wet.
the wet will love you no problems in the wet just water
it's salty
•the wet doesnt have capitalism just go in the wet.
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Cachorro Imundo de Lama (●'◡'●)🐛🕷️.bsky.social @cachorrodanoninhos.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Rusty Halberd @alexgarbuckle

Men are attracted to short women because they want a little Yoda riding on their back while they run around. But a lot of guys also want to be the Yoda. That's where tall women come in
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
President Trump is a racist rapist who has us mired in a mindlessly stupid war. But Zohran Mamdani just raised taxes on the $12 million trophy condo I spend two weeks in each year. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
dear god
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why was I invited to Beast Studios? youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4
youtu.be
Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
YouTube video by Folding Ideas
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laura imbiriba @sailor-mom.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Tudo isso pra uma vaga pj de 2k presencial
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YsLink ⚔️ An Ys Fan Site @ys-link.net · 15/04/2026
A post which says "Heartbreaking: JRPG corridor has gone on for far longer than expected and you are starting to suspect that you actually took the correct path by accident"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."
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Defector @defector.com · 07/04/2026
I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...
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I Guess We're Just Waiting Around To See If This Demented Psychopath Kills Everyone | Defector
There is a particular indignity that comes from living in America, derived from the experience of waking up in the morning to see reports that Donald Trump has said something profoundly evil, and then...
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Panel 1: Shen and the Dark Wizard are standing near the gym's big wall mirror. There is a dumbbell laying on the ground between them, closer to the mirror. Shen is leaning forward, one hand on his hips and the other pointing at the wizard, and saying "Y'know, I'm not convinced you're even strong enough to BE a fitness coach."

Panel 2: Shen's hand points at the dumbbell on the ground near the mirror. He says "Lift that dumbbell."

Panel 3: The Dark Wizard saying "I already AM lifting it." Shen raises his arms in exasperated confusion, saying "What??"

Panel 4: Outside view of the gym. It, along with the chunk of earth it was standing on, is hovering in the air slightly, having dislodged itself from the ground below.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/04/2026
Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth
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Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth
CLEVELAND—Saying the costs had begun to outweigh the benefits, administrators at the Cleveland Clinic confirmed Tuesday that they had decided to discontinue their use of a cancer-sniffing leopard in c...
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Jeff Nascimento @jnascim.info · 04/04/2026
O orçamento proposto por Trump 🤡
Gráfico de barras horizontais mostra as mudanças propostas por Trump nos orçamentos dos departamentos do gabinete dos EUA, comparando os valores aprovados para 2026 com os propostos para 2027.
Aumentos orçamentários (em roxo): Defesa lidera com expressiva alta de +US$ 440,9 bilhões, seguida por Assuntos de Veteranos (+US$ 11,5 bi), Justiça (+US$ 4,7 bi), Transportes (+US$ 1,6 bi) e Energia (+US$ 900 milhões).
Reduções orçamentárias (em laranja): Estado e Saúde e Serviços Humanos lideram os cortes, com -US$ 15,5 bi e -US$ 15,4 bi respectivamente. Habitação e Desenvolvimento Urbano perde US$ 10,7 bi; Agricultura, US$ 4,9 bi; Trabalho, US$ 3,4 bi. Interior e Educação sofrem cortes de US$ 2,3 bi cada; Segurança Interna, US$ 2,1 bi; Tesouro, US$ 1,5 bi; e Comércio, US$ 1,3 bi.
O contraste visual é marcante: o aumento da Defesa supera em muito a soma de todos os cortes combinados.
Fonte: Casa Branca. Gráfico: Erin Davis/Axios Visuals.
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judz @nietzsche4speed.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A teoria da ferradura que acredito e defendo.
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
tweet stating: "hunter x hunter is the story about a young boy whose father left one day to buy cigarettes and never came back, and so now the boy is determined to head out on a grand quest, not to find his father, but to find out what's so awesome about cigarettes."
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