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Ellie B. Spookypants

@brynstar7.xyz
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She/they trash femme. Local cryptid and/or five opossums in a sundress. Outnumbered by pets. Pig’s Eye, MN. ICE must be destroyed.

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Tobias S. Buckell @tobiasbuckell.bsky.social · 1h
Awesome humble bundle:
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 13m
Everyone is twelve theory but especially JD Vance.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 12h
… I’d try it.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 13h
The sky says happy lesbian day.
Orange/red/pink sunset.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 13h
Hanging out in my WIP basement studio/fortress of solitude, but somebody thinks it should be a fortress of togetherness.
A black cat paw reaches underneath a door where there’s a large gap because I haven’t fitted the plastic floor tile that far yet.
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 14h
This feels wrong. Talls are solitary creatures. They are alarmed at the sight of another tall invading our airspace. Nobody wants this.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 14h
thirty seconds of zen
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 14h
Do you ever think about the time the Rev. Jeremiah Wright said “God damn America”? I think about it a lot.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 14h
Oh dang, that’s a nice bag!
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Stpaulighoul @stpauligrrrl.bsky.social · 14h
New coo just dropped
12 by 8 foot-ish brown metal highland cow with head raised on Macalester campus and blue sky behind it by artist Andy Scott OBE
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 14h
*next TIME, dammit
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 14h
Did that for Teen the Younger’s bday. I recently learned that Costco has cases of 1919 tallboys, which is the correct size for beverages imo.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 14h
Showing this to my wife the next I want to drop a chunk of change on an instrument: (Guess how much it costs and then click through.)
percussionsource.com
Buddy & Thein 12.5" Gold Triangle 10Mm
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Riley Bruce @rileybruce.bsky.social · 17h
The police are defunding you.
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 16h
curated meme by THE TREK MEMES showing the many faces of Miles O'Brien (Colm Meaney); Colm Meaney, Colm Hungry, Colm Workey, Colm Nicey, Colm Drunky, Colm Nakey
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 15h
Me, when somebody accidentally stumbles upon a Mayonnaise Club meeting (where we eat mayo from the jar with a spoon):
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 15h
I feel like birch beer just isn’t a thing here?
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 16h
I grabbed a BA-110 v2 for like $75 a while back and I love it so much. It does play better with some basses than others, but the darn thing can keep up with a whole dang jazz band with 12+ enthusiastic and accomplished horn players in a rehearsal situation.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 16h
We are serious about root beer at Brynstarhaus. Ginger beer too.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 16h
static.klipy.com
Blue Angels US Navy Jets Perform Airshow Formation
Alt: Blue Angels US Navy Jets Perform Airshow Formation
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 16h
My household might be switching our primary root beer allegiance from Sprecher to 1919. This is a big deal.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 18h
I love lesbiabs.
Tumblr post. glindatheokay says:

I'm A Lesbiab

Lesbiam

Less Bien

Girls

neko-crimson says "it's okay take ur time"
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 23h
You think World Octopus Day and International Lesbian Day occuring on the same day is coincidence? No, it is a sign than the next great evolutionary jump is going to be lesbians with tentacles (or WLWWT, if you prefer.)
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the ghost of heron's skeleton @thxnywy.art · 21/10/2024
make your own blobmap! a simple 2-page tutorial + a printable coloring page to make cool blobs devoid of meaning! or are they? get you one for free! ko-fi.com/s/6c8bf5c49f
a blank grid of circlesa grid of partially-colored circlesa grid of colored circles, some of which are connecteda grid of colored blobs and circles
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Ele Willoughby @minouette.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
October 8th is World Octopus Day! Octopuses are a subject I regularly return to. Enjoy these octopus linocuts, woodcut and screen print. 🧪🐡🐙 This is my hand-carved and hand-pulled Lino block print of a charming Grimpoteuthis octopus, one of a genus of pelagic cirrate (finned) octopods
As described this is my hand-carved and hand-pulled Lino block print of a charming Grimpoteuthis octopus, one of a genus of pelagic cirrate (finned) octopods known as the dumbo octopuses. The water looks black and the octopus has its brown tentacles curled in to its indigo body with reddish fins. Each print is 9.25” by 12.5” on delicate Japanese washi paper.
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 22h
This and weatherstar.netbymatt.com is all I need.
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
WeatherStar 4000+
Web based WeatherStar 4000 simulator that reports current and forecast weather conditions plus a few extras!
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 22h
Heck yeah! 🎉
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 22h
Yes. I will join. And then I will introduce theological differences so we can have a
The word "schism" but the initial S is a Cool S and the rest of the letters outlined font (it's Academy Engraved LET).
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 23h
I looked at mine and it's like, "this bitch has a lot of bikes and likes electric or bass guitar and customizes mechanical keyboards". Ya got me, Amazon. It also says, "Probably owns a Subaru," and, like, I told it exactly what kind for parts matching, so not very impressive deduction there.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 08/10/2026
AU Zelda game where Link calls his horse with a recorder instead of an ocarina. (Cuz the horse is named Epona and the recorder is a fipple flute. Get it? Get it?)
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 08/10/2026
😱
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Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Spotted this bumper sticker in downtown Minneapolis on the First Wednesday of the month.
A black bumper sticker on the back of a black car.  White text reads

LEGALIZE
AwoOooO
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Moth @walkingminnesota.com · 08/10/2026
Not even Minnesotan enough to say Caribou. Poser
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 08/10/2026
Why do his muscles look like that?! Oh, right. The nineties.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 08/10/2026
I want to live at your house.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 08/10/2026
Shelves in the closet—happy thought indeed!
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 08/10/2026
Things that I and others have not seen: My chromosomes . Things that I and others have seen: My boobs, that are very nice and I didn’t used to have ‘em.
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Spy Fi @spy-fi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Matte shot from BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY (1979) reused in STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION (1988).
Establishing matte shot of Aldebaran II. BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY “Plot to Kill a City” (1979). Establishing matte shot of Relva VII. STAR THE NEXT GENERATION “Coming of Age” (1988).
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 08/10/2026
It doesn’t make sense that she hasn’t resigned and I don’t like it, Ken.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 08/10/2026
We don’t deserve cats, but I’m really glad we got them anyway.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 08/10/2026
It is boopable, but he will lick your fingers.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 08/10/2026
Prairie Princess Ironweed was my favorite anime growing up.
An informational sign at Gertens garden center about a plant that you can buy called Prairie Princess Ironweed.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 07/10/2026
☺️
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 07/10/2026
The person who flips burgers has a positive effect on my life (borger good), while rich people make my life worse (borger cost more).
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 07/10/2026
GONK
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 07/10/2026
For your consideration: He.
Fluffy grey and white kitty (Malcom) getting ear scritches in Ellie’s lap. Malcolm blissed out on scritches.
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 07/10/2026
I’ve never watched it. I know the guy has cancer, but does he die??? (I assume he does, but 🤷‍♀️ )
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