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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃

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Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner. "our go-to drill rap expert" ⭐⭐ Daily Mail "the Flintstones is, canonically, set after the Jetsons" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Wall Street Journal "Windows Vista® compatible" ⭐⭐⭐ Pravda mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 4h
If Lennon had died right after Imagine I could have done a gag about a picture of Archer's arse crack on the hardback's dust jacket. Just inconsiderate from the Scouse songsmith not to set that up for me, really.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 4h
He was writing a prequel to Kane and Abel?
"His last book, Adam and Eve, is set to be released this month, HarperCollins added, describing him as a "master storyteller" whose readers "meant everything to him"." A BBC obituary of Jeffrey Archer, who is no longer not dead.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 5h
One time I had a dream where I met former Republic of Ireland goalkeeper Pat Bonner. He seemed nice. I met him in real life once too so I can be pretty sure it was actually him because he was nice in real life too. And tall. And Irish.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 5h
Amazingly this is the only German song about driving on the autobahn that there is - and there can never be another now because petrol is so expensive because of woke.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 5h
It is very not great.
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
ian curtis of joy division sounds like he's on the phone with school pretending to be his own dad.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 5h
The doctor I saw when I ended up at Glasgow Royal asked me, "does it hurt worse than being stabbed?" I said I'd never been stabbed, and she said "Well, if you ever are, it won't hurt as bad as this." Bedside manner is everything.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 6h
Proud of you.x
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 6h
That's what my hair looks like when I wake up.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 6h
What if we air-dropped a bunch of doggers on Iran tho? Anyone considered that? Makes you think.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 6h
My fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) told Google to play music for Bertie the cat before she left to meet me for dinner and this is the name of the track that was playing when we got home and I can't even - as the kids say.
A Google Hub Max playing a song called "Always Hungry".
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 7h
HE'S JUST A WEE GUY! 😭
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 10h
It's pretty special. One of very few concept albums that genuinely keeps the concept(s) going throughout too.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 10h
In a world of very hard mid-life crises indeed, this boy continues to hit it the hardest.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 10h
Ask me again tomorrow and it'll be completely different, of course. Except the Rocky IV soundtrack. That's canon.
My choice of 9 albums, including stuff by:
• MF DOOM
• Sparks
• Super Furry Animals
• Beck
• Nas
• Fleetwood Mac
• Kraftwerk
• The Beatles
• Various
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 11h
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Kick Yeet GTFO Off Cliff
Alt: little fella booting another little fella off a cliff
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 12h
I just saw the Mike Graham thing. What a vile dollop of shite that boy is. I wish nothing but the worst for him.x
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 13h
*huggles*
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 13h
Going out for dinner with the in-laws tonight and I've already picked my starter and main, gang.
A bunch of Japanese sumo lads in a sunflower field.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 17h
He should've gotten an Oscar nod for his Napoleon. I'm serious about this.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 17h
The Temu RoboCops killing themselves in RoboCop 2 (1990), dir. Ivan Kershner.
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Robocop2 Rip Off Head
ALT: Robocop2 Rip Off Head
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 17h
Narrator: the Russian authorities did not share accurate information quickly or openly.
“Many details have not been confirmed. We encourage Russian authorities to share accurate information quickly and openly,” the [US] official said [about the reports that a researcher in Siberia died from the actual plague] says this news report.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 18h
Monday.
An olde worlde plague doctor, replete with nosegay and black robes, playing on a swing waiting for the Russian plague to come.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any stories from the teachers about him?
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the human capacity of art genuinely brings me to tears. im not even kidding. im crying right now
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh. Your. God. Das is *SO* Berlin. Buying.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Them: WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT ON A DRESS, HIPPY?! Me: I would if I could find one with arse pockets.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With my hair now being sufficiently long and lustrous to gete beaten up by old men behind a pub in the 1960s, I'm trying a leave-in conditioner today in the name of science. I repeat, this is not (yet) who I am.
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Adventure Time: Finn Grows Luxurious Hair
ALT: Adventure Time: Finn Grows Luxurious Hair
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope so. They live not far from me so, if they are annoyed, there's a very real possibility of me running into them and them kicking my head in.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love the Pet Shop Boys by the way so must say, this gag is posted with affection and I really don't want "blocked by the Pet Shops Boys" on my Bluesky CV.x
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Birthday to Chris Lowe from the Pet Shop Boys!
Chris Lowe from the Pet Shop Boys as a cartoon. He's got a keyboard and a synthesiser.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
IGN says Robert Pattinson reckons Michael Bay's Transformers is the definitive film of the 2000s.Shipborne songstress, Jane McDonald says the Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas is the definitive film of the whole entire 21st century tho?!
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a point about two minutes in where machine gunning them all would clearly be the humane conclusion.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What are the new trains like? I've not had the pleasure yet. We had an amazing photoshoot on the Subway on our wedding day.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some manner of cautionary Greek myth being acted out by enthusiasts as far as I can tell. I just hope the prize was good. A golden fleece or TK Maxx vouchers or something.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kayleigh by Marillion is my karaoke song. I went on a wander find the filming locations for the video in Berlin one day but I was on my own and didn't have a selfie stick so couldn't re-enact it and make a video I could post now to enhance this story somewhat. So that's that. #notTotP #40HitsOf1985
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Kayleigh Ake: Hello Kayleigh Cat Meme
ALT: Kayleigh Ake: Hello Kayleigh Cat Meme
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Carl Sagen didn't say this. Obviously. Stop retweeting patently false shite please.x
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pretty sure he's going to be Cadburied off his nut this Christmas with freebies.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you're not following Paul Chuckle on Instagram, you're wasting your life.
Paul Chuckle bought some Cadbury Heroes and they're off in this Instagram post.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Semi. As ever.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Great bunch of lads.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Doing a BBQ for the lads, gang.
The lads. A bunch of identical absolute unit American lads sharing a braincell in their varsity jackets.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heroes of Reunification #8: Hannover's finest, The Scorpions.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶Liberty, Liberty, Li-ber-ty... ... ... ... Liberty 🎶
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is fine.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the climate is totally fine and not going to kill us all very soon news: it's spooky month and we've still got peppers and tomatoes thriving out the back.x
An absolute unit of a green pepper growing like fuck out the back.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just Berlin Berlining Berlinerly.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heroes of Reunification #13,104: Literally everyone in this video.
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