👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 4hIf Lennon had died right after Imagine I could have done a gag about a picture of Archer's arse crack on the hardback's dust jacket. Just inconsiderate from the Scouse songsmith not to set that up for me, really. 000
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 5hOne time I had a dream where I met former Republic of Ireland goalkeeper Pat Bonner. He seemed nice. I met him in real life once too so I can be pretty sure it was actually him because he was nice in real life too. And tall. And Irish. 050
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 5hAmazingly this is the only German song about driving on the autobahn that there is - and there can never be another now because petrol is so expensive because of woke. 010
Reposted by 👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 15/06/2023ian curtis of joy division sounds like he's on the phone with school pretending to be his own dad. 10666157
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 5hThe doctor I saw when I ended up at Glasgow Royal asked me, "does it hurt worse than being stabbed?" I said I'd never been stabbed, and she said "Well, if you ever are, it won't hurt as bad as this." Bedside manner is everything. 120
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 6hWhat if we air-dropped a bunch of doggers on Iran tho? Anyone considered that? Makes you think. 180
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 6hMy fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) told Google to play music for Bertie the cat before she left to meet me for dinner and this is the name of the track that was playing when we got home and I can't even - as the kids say. 0185
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 10hIt's pretty special. One of very few concept albums that genuinely keeps the concept(s) going throughout too. 010
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 10hIn a world of very hard mid-life crises indeed, this boy continues to hit it the hardest. 120
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 10hAsk me again tomorrow and it'll be completely different, of course. Except the Rocky IV soundtrack. That's canon. 140
Reposted by 👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 11hstatic.klipy.comKick Yeet GTFO Off CliffAlt: little fella booting another little fella off a cliff 016935
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 12hI just saw the Mike Graham thing. What a vile dollop of shite that boy is. I wish nothing but the worst for him.x 050
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 13hGoing out for dinner with the in-laws tonight and I've already picked my starter and main, gang. 2130
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 17hHe should've gotten an Oscar nod for his Napoleon. I'm serious about this. 040
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 17hThe Temu RoboCops killing themselves in RoboCop 2 (1990), dir. Ivan Kershner.static.klipy.comRobocop2 Rip Off HeadALT: Robocop2 Rip Off Head 060
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 17hNarrator: the Russian authorities did not share accurate information quickly or openly. 040
Reposted by 👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the human capacity of art genuinely brings me to tears. im not even kidding. im crying right now 13585186
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Them: WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT ON A DRESS, HIPPY?! Me: I would if I could find one with arse pockets. 120
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026With my hair now being sufficiently long and lustrous to gete beaten up by old men behind a pub in the 1960s, I'm trying a leave-in conditioner today in the name of science. I repeat, this is not (yet) who I am.static.klipy.comAdventure Time: Finn Grows Luxurious HairALT: Adventure Time: Finn Grows Luxurious Hair 150
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hope so. They live not far from me so, if they are annoyed, there's a very real possibility of me running into them and them kicking my head in. 010
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love the Pet Shop Boys by the way so must say, this gag is posted with affection and I really don't want "blocked by the Pet Shops Boys" on my Bluesky CV.x 161
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Happy Birthday to Chris Lowe from the Pet Shop Boys! 2212
Reposted by 👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Thank you for your attention to this matter. 4134
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There's a point about two minutes in where machine gunning them all would clearly be the humane conclusion. 131
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What are the new trains like? I've not had the pleasure yet. We had an amazing photoshoot on the Subway on our wedding day. 100
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Some manner of cautionary Greek myth being acted out by enthusiasts as far as I can tell. I just hope the prize was good. A golden fleece or TK Maxx vouchers or something. 060
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Kayleigh by Marillion is my karaoke song. I went on a wander find the filming locations for the video in Berlin one day but I was on my own and didn't have a selfie stick so couldn't re-enact it and make a video I could post now to enhance this story somewhat. So that's that. #notTotP #40HitsOf1985static.klipy.comKayleigh Ake: Hello Kayleigh Cat MemeALT: Kayleigh Ake: Hello Kayleigh Cat Meme 260
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Carl Sagen didn't say this. Obviously. Stop retweeting patently false shite please.x 2111
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Pretty sure he's going to be Cadburied off his nut this Christmas with freebies. 120
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you're not following Paul Chuckle on Instagram, you're wasting your life. 190
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Heroes of Reunification #8: Hannover's finest, The Scorpions. 000
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🎶Liberty, Liberty, Li-ber-ty... ... ... ... Liberty 🎶 010
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In the climate is totally fine and not going to kill us all very soon news: it's spooky month and we've still got peppers and tomatoes thriving out the back.x 2120
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Heroes of Reunification #13,104: Literally everyone in this video. 2102