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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

As it's Sunday morning, let's take a moment to order some CDs for Jesus.

👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm bored now, actually. Maybe some cool rock will get me back on the mail order CD pony... Or you can get the tape version if your parents are poor, of course.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm going to keep posting these videos until either I get bored or everyone blocks me! Just like I did in the 90s! On AOL! THE Y2K BUG WILL KILL US ALL!

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The 90s are back, you complete set of bastards! In fact, they never went away! 9/11 didn't happen and Right Said Fred never went mental during COVID! Imagine owning Pump Up the Jam by Technotronic! It's the national anthem of Canada!

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If you're over 40 (and this is Bluesky, so you all are) this is literally the only way you can get music that you can listen to with your ears. Pick up the phone and tell me the three digits on the back of your credit card and the name of your first pet NOW!

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Whatever you do, do not forget that this collection is not available in any shops. None. Because reasons.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It's the middle of the night, gang. That means it's time for we Gen X-ers to buy mail order compilation CDs!

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Bryan Ferry very much in his selling silk stockings, chocolate, and sausages out of a suitcase to women whose husbands were off storming the Normandy beaches phase here. #notTotP #40hitof1976

World War 2 spiv, Bryan Ferry on Top of the Pops with his wee 'tasche.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

People often forget that Cliff's Devil Woman belt buckle later became a breakout star in its own right with a role in problematic 90s comedy, Friends. #notTotP #40hitsof1976

The belt buckle stuck to the door in Friends.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

🎶I just called to say I kidnapped your daughter and her friend in Paris.🎶 #TotP

Stevie Wonder just called to say he's kidnapped Liam Nissan's lassie.

Liam Nissan is all like, what? The thing from Taken. You know it.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I don't even want to watch a #TotP from the year 2000, but as this Star Trek TNG reference demonstrates, I can't not!

A bit from Star Trek TNG, season 5 episode 6, 'The Game' where they're all addicted to a game except the game here is Top of the Pops.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Happy Birthday, John Lennon! I was lucky enough to run into the man himself at Alton Towers in 1978, and he and Yoko were kind enough to pose for this picture as we queued to ride the Oblivion.x

John and Yoko posing for a picture at the entrance to the Oblivion queue at Alton Towers.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Right then, let's quickly head over to the West Holts Stage to catch the end of the Vinyl Faced Naughty Boys' set. Cracking stuff, eh Jo?"

Jo Whiley and Mark Radcliffe are at Glastonbury again.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Literally everyone who's bothered to come into the office has a rattly cough today, gang. I'm not saying everyone's got the Russian plague, but what I am saying is that everyone definitely has got the Russian plague. I wonder if I could put a nosegay and a jar of leeches on my expense account?

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Actual footage of that race for Britain's car market:

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Age yourself with your childhood crush

Catherine of Aragon? Catherine of Ara-cum more like it!

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I've decided to boycott Grand Theft Auto VI and only play Bible Adventures on the NES instead because I'm better than all of you, frankly.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Where will you be when the acid kicks in tho?

Bertie the British shorthair golden tabby tom cat on his back with look on his face that's all like, I've seen some shit, maaaan.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

He was writing a prequel to Kane and Abel?

"His last book, Adam and Eve, is set to be released this month, HarperCollins added, describing him as a "master storyteller" whose readers "meant everything to him"." A BBC obituary of Jeffrey Archer, who is no longer not dead.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) told Google to play music for Bertie the cat before she left to meet me for dinner and this is the name of the track that was playing when we got home and I can't even - as the kids say.

A Google Hub Max playing a song called "Always Hungry".

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ask me again tomorrow and it'll be completely different, of course. Except the Rocky IV soundtrack. That's canon.

My choice of 9 albums, including stuff by:
• MF DOOM
• Sparks
• Super Furry Animals
• Beck
• Nas
• Fleetwood Mac
• Kraftwerk
• The Beatles
• Various

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Going out for dinner with the in-laws tonight and I've already picked my starter and main, gang.

A bunch of Japanese sumo lads in a sunflower field.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Narrator: the Russian authorities did not share accurate information quickly or openly.

“Many details have not been confirmed. We encourage Russian authorities to share accurate information quickly and openly,” the [US] official said [about the reports that a researcher in Siberia died from the actual plague] says this news report.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Happy Birthday to Chris Lowe from the Pet Shop Boys!

Chris Lowe from the Pet Shop Boys as a cartoon. He's got a keyboard and a synthesiser.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Carl Sagen didn't say this. Obviously. Stop retweeting patently false shite please.x

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you're not following Paul Chuckle on Instagram, you're wasting your life.

Paul Chuckle bought some Cadbury Heroes and they're off in this Instagram post.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In the climate is totally fine and not going to kill us all very soon news: it's spooky month and we've still got peppers and tomatoes thriving out the back.x

An absolute unit of a green pepper growing like fuck out the back.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Heroes of Reunification #13,104: Literally everyone in this video.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Heroes of Reunification #852: Techno Viking didn't pillage and he really respected women. He just came here to dance and make sure we all played nicely together after reunification. That's the sort of Northfolk invasion I think we can all get behind!

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