Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 11h"Stammen is bringing in the dude who can't move his neck" isn't a really good selling point. 120
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 11hStammen prioritizes platoon matchups over everything. And it's some Little League bullshit that a MLB team shouldn't tolerate. 130
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 11hI had a dentist appointment at 3. Sorry. Shoulda cancelled. Dental hygiene can fuck right off. 200
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 11hBrewers have stranded a big-ass village on the bases this series, and we're gonna tip our caps to that? I thought this was America. 110
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 11hGonna be a ROUGH radio hit on the local radio station tomorrow. 010
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 11hIt's cool. Get him in there only after the series is all but wrapped up. Even the casuals saw this coming. 000
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 11hMusgrove, after five pitches, proving to be a better stopper against LHH than Ray. Stammen has absolutely NO feel, man. 1112
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 12hCan't wait for a Kotsay or a Darvish offspring to fuck us up in 2038 or whatever. 010
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 12hGame's not over, but an Ashby in a Brewers uni sticking it to the Padres in 2026 feels like a worthy successor to a Gwynn in a Brewers uni skewering the Padres in 2007. 120
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 12hDidn't think "all these people are documented sex pests who target children" needed to be spelled out, but yeah. That's it. That's the connection. 0268
Reposted by BryantSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 14h“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens 563105654
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 14hHe's a Wander Franco reference away from hitting the trifecta. 1535955
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah. Fiber up, dude. You gotta do this again tomorrow. 020
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Schedule 1 drug. No known accepted medical use with high potential for abuse. Do not recommend. 000
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Very clear absence of Morejon, Musgrove, and Morgan the past few games. Craig hates the M's. 000
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Checking to make sure my ear plugs are in my pocket (I already confirmed the backup ear plugs are in the car). 110
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I said it the other day, but it's not just that the Padres feel a batter or two behind making a decision. The Brewers are both ready to apply the extra pressure, and able to wear down Padres pitchers so they're constantly working from behind the eight ball. 132
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Harris appears to call it early, yet Merrill is barking at him to throw it. Can't assume the dude who's on his third team of the year is going to make wise decisions. 000
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026[Me post-1998 World Series, after watching Rich Garcia take one to the beans] Seems like light punishment. 010
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We haven't even talked about how LDV got his shoulder surgery out of the way before his call-up. A's won't have to wait for years of waffling before deciding to, partly as part of image rehab while on PED suspension. Miles ahead as a prospect. www.mlb.com/news/leo-de-...mlb.comNo. 2 prospect in baseball De Vries undergoes successful shoulder surgeryLeo De Vries -- ranked as the Athletics No. 1 prospect and the No. 2 prospect in baseball, per MLB Pipeline -- underwent successful surgery on his injured right shoulder, the team announced on Monday.... 110
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As he's no longer on the Rays or Padres, watching Blake Snell do Blake Snell things is a little bit therapeutic. 020
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I like to think of it like this: in 97 games, super scout AJ Preller both evaluated and fired Dave Roberts and Pat Murphy as managers. 030
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That's very kind of you, thank you. I'm hoping to resolve 42 years of trauma before Tuesday's game. Seems plausible. 010
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Sorry, boss - can't come in tomorrow. I have diarrhea of the everything." 010
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It feels like every single one of Stammen's relief decisions is a batter too late. 000
Reposted by BryantNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026All the talk about the end of the Brewers game has me wondering what my own trajectory might have been had I not hit some obstructions myself, imagine how far I might have gone or where I could have landed if perhaps my own Padres had been different. 1435947
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026(Don't even think it was a HR, just so stupid it's in play off the roof.) 020
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've watched a LOT of Rays baseball and the ground rules for the rings are confusing and sometimes dumb. This is waaaaay fucking dumber. 1111
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Simply refusing to utilize your best strengths, minimizing your options, while willingly accepting all of the downsides. Masterclass. 120
Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Substituting Taylor to pinch run, having him work station-to-station instead of being aggressive and in a position to score on the Hays flyout, and then having him replace Tatis in RF the next half-inning is just weird managing. It's saying you're taking a risk without taking the actual risk. 162
