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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Turns out "I'm from the government and I'm here to help" is actually slightly less scary than "I'm a rich pervert who wants everyone to die".

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Donald Trump had signed an executive order renaming himself Donald Trump Presents Donald Trump.

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

President Trump has signed an executive order renaming North America to American America.

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

President Trump has issued an executive order renaming South America to America America.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

a big problem with american politics is that one third to one half of voters are essentially pakleds.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026

John Fetterman always has this facial expression like he’s dissatisfied with the flavor of a live bird he just ate

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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a horror not meant for mortal eyes. I present to you...

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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Sorry I refuse to entertain the complete non-existent world where white people don’t know that countless cultures, including some of their own but certainly diasporic racialized ones, call their mom’s cousin’s friend’s sister they grew up with “cousin” and call close women elders “aunt/auntie”

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

C Thomas Howell. Howl, Thomas, howl.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Paracetamol? I hardly know 'em all.

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Oh no! I got the 'tism from the acinnamonimons.

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I miss when I could fool myself into thinking I understand the world.

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I'm on an eastbound flight. Outside of my window the sun has been setting for 4 hours. But that undying, unyielding sun is enough to burn away the dread I feel at the madness overtaking the world.

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

For the first time in 24 years I didn't have to take my shoes off at an American airport. If it took that long to undo one stupid wannabe terrorist did, I fear I will be long dead before we see the light at the end of Trump's tunnel.

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I can't help about the place I'm at I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my ass is fat Oh well.

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

To paraphrase Chris Rock: Abraham Lincoln was assassinated, Martin Luther King Jr was assassinated; Charlie Kirk, that cracker got shot.

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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 11/09/2025

Donald Trump has a history of making national tragedies worse. So here's a quick side by side of how one president responds to a national crisis versus how another does.

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

You know what I didn't understand? Everything.

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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 11/09/2025

My actual prediction is that within two weeks Charlie Kirk will be totally forgotten by both the right and left. He was a deeply mediocre hatemonger who offered nothing original, and there will be plenty of right wing grifters ready to step over his body to collect the racist propaganda checks.

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Violence is never acceptable* *Terms and conditions apply

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

They say I should believe in myself but I'm pretty sure I'm a figment of my imagination.

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

You know weed had to be involved in the creation of Funyuns. "💨. What if we made corn taste like onions?"

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ratthew (he/him) @kermittothebit.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

queer people make room for cis people to be themselves outside of the binaries cis people abusively and violently develop and uphold.

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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 17/07/2025

The absolute funniest part of capitalist ideology is that they somehow managed to convince everyone that "freedom" meant like...the freedom to choose between 63 kinds of shampoo, and not like...the freedom to quit a job you hate without losing your health insurance.

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Chris Cuomo complains that Dems are no longer the party of wealthy sex pests.

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Throw your tomatoes 😔

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 11/06/2025

People who say things like "we achieved racial equality through MLK doing peaceful protests" tend to ignore three major facts: 1. We never achieved racial equality. 2. There were literally hundreds of violent race riots in the 60s. 3. They killed MLK. They fucking shot that dude anyway. Come on.

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Does anybody remember who played Prince Vultan in the 1980 Flash Gordon movie? I think his first name is Brian. #blessed

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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 03/06/2025

I really think there’s an appetite for a party that opposes the Republican Party. If somebody were to start such a party, I think it could do well.

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