Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026how I arrived on blueskystatic.klipy.comFuturama's Bender Gets ScaredAlt: Futurama's Bender Gets Scared 000
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I and a book are a party. I, a book, and a cup of coffee are an orgy. --Robert Fripp 000
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My reaction to "AI" spawned garbage.static.klipy.comBody Snatchers: Man's Epic PointAlt: A man pointing 031
Reposted by Bryan MaxwellAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Turns out "I'm from the government and I'm here to help" is actually slightly less scary than "I'm a rich pervert who wants everyone to die". 11220229
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Donald Trump had signed an executive order renaming himself Donald Trump Presents Donald Trump. 000
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026President Trump has signed an executive order renaming North America to American America. 100
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026President Trump has issued an executive order renaming South America to America America. 021
Reposted by Bryan MaxwellExistential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 31/08/2026The Case of Aristotle and Women's Teeth existentialcomics.com/comic/670existentialcomics.comThe Case of Aristotle and Women's TeethA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 89723
Reposted by Bryan MaxwellYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026a big problem with american politics is that one third to one half of voters are essentially pakleds. 1443769
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If I can't web sling I don't want to be in your revolution. 030
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026cryptosporidiosis trazodone open marriage mental health day Asperger's syndrome 000
Reposted by Bryan MaxwellLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026John Fetterman always has this facial expression like he’s dissatisfied with the flavor of a live bird he just ate 28116786
Reposted by Bryan Maxwell⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254946964
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Tornado sirens are the worst form of oppression. 000
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Muricastatic.klipy.comMurica: Patriotic Bald Eagle FlexesAlt: Murica: Patriotic Bald Eagle Flexes 000
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Only the poor get to experience the cold, heartless free market. The rich enjoy all the socialism they flight so hard to deny the rest of us. 010
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 15/11/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of spongebob saying " processing ... this may take a while " in front of a pineapple houseAlt: a cartoon of spongebob saying " processing ... this may take a while " in front of a pineapple house 010
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Wow, I never expected it would be MAGA that convinced me to go vegan 040
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 14/11/2025My first order would be that I be immediately deposed in a bloodless coup. 000
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I keep telling me you need to wait until I tell you what your opinion is. 000
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 10/11/2025media.tenor.comtwo boys sitting next to each other with the words " it 's ok " on the bottomAlt: two boys sitting next to each other with the words " it 's ok " on the bottom 000
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a horror not meant for mortal eyes. I present to you... 010
Reposted by Bryan MaxwellChron.com @chron.com · 04/11/2025"The more rainbows I can paint, the better."bit.lyAfter Greg Abbott took theirs, Houstonians are painting rainbows everywhere"The more rainbows I can paint, the better." 339677
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 02/11/2025If my wife ever comes to her senses and leaves me, I'll do me and womankind a favor and join a monastery. 010
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 02/11/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson is holding a newspaper that says old man yells at cloudAlt: a cartoon of homer simpson is holding a newspaper that says old man yells at cloud 100
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I mean, I was kung-fu fighting and didn't see anybody not kung-fu fighting. 010
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I can think of no better last words than, "I should have spent more time at the office." Après moi, le déluge, 000
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Back before dirt, I worked in retail for a while and our coked out store manager said Christmas starts in August. I didn't like him. 000
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025How can Chewie make the jump to light speed if it's twice as fast? 010
Reposted by Bryan MaxwellSarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Sorry I refuse to entertain the complete non-existent world where white people don’t know that countless cultures, including some of their own but certainly diasporic racialized ones, call their mom’s cousin’s friend’s sister they grew up with “cousin” and call close women elders “aunt/auntie” 3575583714
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 29/10/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands and the word impressive is behind him .Alt: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands and the word impressive is behind him . 000
Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025You are mistaken, sir. This old body hasn't been in frolicking shape since aught four. 010
Reposted by Bryan MaxwellThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/10/2025It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part 469185227987