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Bryan Maxwell

@bryanmaxwell.bsky.social
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Freelance developer, code mentor. #python #rust #java #javascript #web #fullstack #desktop #godot he/him/his Neurospicy. If government does not exist to improve the lives of those it governs, why do we continue to allow it to exist?

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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how I arrived on bluesky
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Futurama's Bender Gets Scared
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I and a book are a party. I, a book, and a cup of coffee are an orgy. --Robert Fripp
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My reaction to "AI" spawned garbage.
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Body Snatchers: Man's Epic Point
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Turns out "I'm from the government and I'm here to help" is actually slightly less scary than "I'm a rich pervert who wants everyone to die".
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Satan's Mooseknuckle?
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A kangaroo, you drongo.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
7/9
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Donald Trump had signed an executive order renaming himself Donald Trump Presents Donald Trump.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
President Trump has signed an executive order renaming North America to American America.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
President Trump has issued an executive order renaming South America to America America.
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 31/08/2026
The Case of Aristotle and Women's Teeth existentialcomics.com/comic/670
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The Case of Aristotle and Women's Teeth
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a big problem with american politics is that one third to one half of voters are essentially pakleds.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If I can't web sling I don't want to be in your revolution.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
cryptosporidiosis trazodone open marriage mental health day Asperger's syndrome
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
John Fetterman always has this facial expression like he’s dissatisfied with the flavor of a live bird he just ate
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Tornado sirens are the worst form of oppression.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Murica
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Murica: Patriotic Bald Eagle Flexes
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I never get invited to the good parties.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Ruin seems quite popular these days.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Only the poor get to experience the cold, heartless free market. The rich enjoy all the socialism they flight so hard to deny the rest of us.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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a cartoon of spongebob saying " processing ... this may take a while " in front of a pineapple house
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Wow, I never expected it would be MAGA that convinced me to go vegan
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
He misspelled "ruin".
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
My first order would be that I be immediately deposed in a bloodless coup.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Great, after I already paid for one.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I keep telling me you need to wait until I tell you what your opinion is.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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two boys sitting next to each other with the words " it 's ok " on the bottom
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a horror not meant for mortal eyes. I present to you...
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Chron.com @chron.com · 04/11/2025
"The more rainbows I can paint, the better."
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After Greg Abbott took theirs, Houstonians are painting rainbows everywhere
"The more rainbows I can paint, the better."
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
If my wife ever comes to her senses and leaves me, I'll do me and womankind a favor and join a monastery.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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a cartoon of homer simpson is holding a newspaper that says old man yells at cloud
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
He's a very good boy and I love him.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I mean, I was kung-fu fighting and didn't see anybody not kung-fu fighting.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I can think of no better last words than, "I should have spent more time at the office." Après moi, le déluge,
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Back before dirt, I worked in retail for a while and our coked out store manager said Christmas starts in August. I didn't like him.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The first one looks like futurism to me.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
He's a good boy and I love him.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
How can Chewie make the jump to light speed if it's twice as fast?
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
When she's a 10 but her face...
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
That's why I never forget a face.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Sorry I refuse to entertain the complete non-existent world where white people don’t know that countless cultures, including some of their own but certainly diasporic racialized ones, call their mom’s cousin’s friend’s sister they grew up with “cousin” and call close women elders “aunt/auntie”
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands and the word impressive is behind him .
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
But they just started sounding good. 😭
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
What goes around comes around.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Voters* *Subject to change
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
You are mistaken, sir. This old body hasn't been in frolicking shape since aught four.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Tech bros invented publicity.
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Bryan Maxwell @bryanmaxwell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
C Thomas Howell. Howl, Thomas, howl.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
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