bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 6hwhat’s up youtube it’s your girl pandora back for another unboxing video, first up here we have… oh no. oh no no no 2248
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 04/07/2026cans are such an unsafe and impractical way to store whoop ass. your whoop ass should always be locked in a safe inaccessible to children and the whoop and ass need to be stored separately 0227
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 25/09/2026the existence of the worldwide web implies the existence of the world spider 010
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 24/09/2026I know it sounds embarrassing at first but I think being caught in one of those net traps that springs up from the ground and dangles you from a tree limb would be super relaxing. it’s like a free hammock 030
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 24/09/2026“to whom it may concern” is just “I don’t know who needs to hear this” wearing business casual 030
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 24/09/2026taking a quintuple dose of iron supplements every day for a month so I can hang out in all the mushroom circles I want 170
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 20/09/2026if you love someone you always carry a piece of them with you. as a necromancer that’s just a little more literal 010
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 20/09/2026you’ve heard of alt text, now introducing “alter” text (it’s an edit button) 010
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 20/09/2026Sir you are not supposed to fraternize with the enlisted corpses 010
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026is the cure to the male loneliness epidemic becoming a necromancer and raising undead hordes to overrun your enemies? we won’t know until we try 4133
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026I wouldn’t mind the higher grocery prices as much if I knew the cashier was just pocketing the money. if you’re a theiving grocery store employee hmu 094
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 18/09/2026I’m going to take a strong stance (hot take alert!) and say that I also don’t think northern ohio is better than the beach 110
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 18/09/2026seagulls are the only bird I respect. the miracle of flight and you’re using it to sit in a tree in fucking suburban ohio? be fr right now. go to the beach and scream and steal food like the smart birds 230
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)Donnie, the 0th @blackburnian.bsky.social · 16/02/2025We must imagine Sisyphus employed with benefits 2187
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 15/09/2026every time I wash a big pot I pretend I’m a poor servant boy in medieval europe. mustn’t leave a spot or cook will order me whipped again 041
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026interesting, it seems like it’s maybe more a matter of not knocking all the air out of it more than getting the flour mixed in right. I wonder what would happen if you whisked it smooth before adding the rising agent? 110
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026I guess this helps a little but aren’t the lumps just chunks of flour that aren’t hydrated? 010
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026something I’ve never understood is how an “evenly mixed” batter would have lumps in it, what does that mean? 201
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026do you have to sleep on your stomach or is it okay if you’re not moving around? 110
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026but this is my *emotional support* 18 hours of screen time a day 020
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026I wouldn’t mind the higher grocery prices as much if I knew the cashier was just pocketing the money. if you’re a theiving grocery store employee hmu 094
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026how do I make my pancakes thicker without making them heavier? 350
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026is the cure to the male loneliness epidemic becoming a necromancer and raising undead hordes to overrun your enemies? we won’t know until we try 4133
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026at the grocery store gripped by the urge to crush a single large strawberry in my fist so they’ll remember me forever 020
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026i’d love to be an npc in a game area the adventurer just left. will i be left to live my life in peace or will I silently despawn? either way sounds so relaxing 020
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026what possible reason could there be for making those poor employees listen to the hold music too 110
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026if call centers really wanted to reduce call times they shouldn’t make their employees play that shitty, repetitive music between calls 120
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 12/09/2026now that we’ve done the odyssey remake it’s time to move onto other classics like Nicomachean Ethics by Aristotle, a 3 hour epic monologue with no cuts just a slow steady zoom the whole movie until the last 30 minutes is just teeth 2176
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346471960
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 07/09/2026why do PCs have so many options for rgb lights but none for emitting an ominous hum or aura? 141
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 05/07/2026giving my gold coin to charon for passage over the river styx and he flips the screen around for a tip 1135
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 07/09/2026if I was bluesky I would implement a “poster’s roulette” mode where discarding a draft would automatically post it 5% of the time 141
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 07/09/2026So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without cringe among you, let him first dunk a quote post at her. 000
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 06/09/2026it’s so fun living in the usa, land of the free, home of the brave, country where you take 1d12 psychic damage every time you wake up 020
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 04/09/2026“I hope this email finds you well” weak, wishy-washy “do not try to escape this email” strong, confident, proactive 031
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 02/09/2026microdosing fucking my clone by moaning my own name during sex 010
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 02/09/2026everyone named michael is insecure because deep down they know their name should be pronounced “mich-ell” and they know WE know it too 000
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 02/09/2026in australia instead of “Okay” and “Cancel” their buttons all say “Yeah Nah” and “Nah Yeah” 0122
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026wednesdays are quiet on here bc people are too busy standing at the island in their kitchens staring off into space wondering where it all went wrong 1837686
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 31/08/2026idk who harley and david are but their son sure makes loud motorcycles 071
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 21/01/2024i like when someone stops posting and folks on here are like “are they ok???”. brother that’s what ok looks like. 13950176
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 31/08/2026every soup recipe these days has tomatoes in it, i think we need to go back to when everyone thought tomatoes were dangerous nightshades and throw them into every single soup with no regard for how tired I am of tomato-based soups 000
