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Brosemite Sam

@brosemitesam.bsky.social
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 8h
I don't like straight lox as in a big hunk of salmon, but the lox blended in cream cheese is reallt good
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 9h
Boutta make a blog post about how everything is happening on NextDoor and you're a bad citizen if you're not on it
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 9h
I never saw Don't Look Up, but did see Digger and thought it was fine. A lot of stuff apparently must have gone over my head though lol, so now I gotta see Don't Look Up.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 9h
Bluesky is sous vide for the brain. Other apps are charbroil
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 9h
1000IQ move would be to put pickleballs instead of tennis balls on the feet
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 9h
Boutta go stream the Geico Cavemen show and fuck up my whole life
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 9h
This is just where I talk between therapy sessions
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
Good airplane movie
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
Wow, so the tolerant left doesn't like FBI agents, what else is new
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
RocketLab has been launching government satellites from Wallops Island for years
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
What if the children from Children of the Corn were adults with office jobs?
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
She has pyrokinesis though, doesn't she? I thought she just burns shit, not moves it with her mind
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
I thought it was fine. I enjoyed it and the concept was interesting. Honestly way better than I thought it would be, and the ridiculous trailer makes way more sense once you see it.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
I'm gonna get one of those Brew Crew city connect jerseys to celebrate
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
Does India do agriculture or technology? Checkmate
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
@gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social lmaooo
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
Watching reruns of "is it a good idea to microwave this?"
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
>Argonian sexy >do argonians have tits >large tits argonian
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
I seem to recall a theory it's one of Elon's socks. Doubt it's true, but the garbage takes lend credence
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
And also sent him graphic DMs from what I recall.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
The guy that killed the two Jewish people in DC/DMV was a Stancil obsessed
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
Chopped ump
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
Modelo?
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 10h
It's so funny all his notes are in Spanish the language they hate the most.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 11h
My mental image of a balk is when the pitcher throws the ball at the ground without his foot on the rubber. This is frowned upon in baseball to the best of my knowledge.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 11h
~~Go Birds~~ It's a building year
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 11h
"James Talarico has never been here" Oh yeah, has he been there in the last 9 days?
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 11h
It's genuinely so much fun being like "these are bagels, if you're lucky I show you what pizza is later" (New Jersey, so obviously those are the pinnacle of our cuisine)
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 11h
Wow, this is much worse than I had known. I had just thought it was a generic term borrowed from video games.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 11h
I mean, have you had your tires slashed or had people taking creep shots of you in public? Maybe Stancil has a little more reason to be concerned about dehumanizing rhetoric
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 11h
Was unaware of this provenance
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 11h
I'm a principled, AI curious poaster who thinks the people behind Grok should be imprisoned at ADX Florence.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 11h
Glowie is 4chan speak for feds posting online to bait people. Not really a slur imo
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 11h
"The child porn really makes you feel at home" - a pedophile
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 18h
How I hate him
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 18h
"That's not what we do here in this country" and that's been the fucking problem
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 18h
Island gigantism and island dwarfism are fascinating.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 18h
We hypothetically *could* spin up 155 production to millions per month, we have several moth-balled facilities, but it's an issue of political will rather than market demand here, specifically for 155
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 20h
It's when all your water pipes are connected to a wire leading to the ground.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 22h
About as much time as it takes for him to then blame Ukrainians
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 23h
#gobirds I like the European games because it means I don't have to wait until 1PM to put a game on in the background
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 23h
Genuinely a shame. I've always liked your analysis and interacting, but go ahead.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 23h
Well, I don't think Newsom would even win a national primary given people's feelings on both his policies and him as a person.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 23h
Once again this is a national polling, not localized. Even then you've got half and half. Which half do you appeal to if you're running a local race? Or do you look at the local feelings instead of national polling?
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 23h
Lol, I'm a committed South Jersey Democrat, but I know for a fact the Oklahomans that think I'm a satanist for being Catholic are far more amenable to different arguments than my local community.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 23h
They can win a primary, sure, but the general election is where it actually matters and convincing independents is a huge part of that.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 23h
bsky.app/profile/bros...
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 23h
National polls, mostly, but not localized ones. I simply disagree with the notion that certain communities are obligated to follow national trends, and I'm okay with fibs from Democratic politicians to keep Republican filth out of office.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 23h
A lot don't think they're being cruel though! It's like the "mass deportations now" people who thought they were only going to go after violent criminals and not normal-ass people.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 23h
Sure, they support ICE reform too, but when you cross the line into abolishing ICE (which I agree with) you lose a huge chunk of support. People also want to give shit to elected Dems for sensing where the wind is actually blowing. I think persuasion is important, but a lot don't have the juice.
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