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cyber. Musician. Lurker ‘92 til Infinity.

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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
First it was Nerds Gummy Clusters. Then JUICY Gummy Clusters. But now they’ve gone too far.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
NOT ALLOWED - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONT AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKILLETON TRYEN TO RELLAX IN THERE HABITAT WHILE DA COMPUTER IS SCREAMEN "SHIT!!!" AND "DAMB" AND DA TEXT SAYS "NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT SOULD BE DONE ABOUT ALL OF THIS" AND THERE RIGHT , 

CURIOUSLY ALL TERM'S OF SERVICE OF ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICES PROHIBIT YOU FROM SAYING WAHT SHOULD HAPPEN IN DA WORLD WHEN SHIT GETS BAD, OF COURSE IF YOU WANT TO TYPE "LETS GO SHOPPING" OR "NO BREAD TIME TO EAT CAKE" ITS NEVER A PROBLEM ,COINCIDENCE I GUESS, 

JUST REMEMBER LAWS ARENT REAL, TRESPASSING CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE A CRIME AS FAR AS HEAVENS CONCERNED, AND WE WALK DAILY ACROSS THE BONES OF THE 100,000,000,000 PEOPLE WHO CAME BEFORE US ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN ASS MOTHER FUCKER, AND IM GONNA EAT A LOW QUALITY PIZZA NOW, ONE OF THE LAST GOOD DAMB THINGS THATS STILL LEGAL TO DO ON THIS SHIT PLANET 

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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
To the tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song:
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UCP Workers Guild @ucpworkersguild.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.
Bugs Bunny giving a monster a manicure, caption: My I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Horse It Races #ReplaceHeartWithHorse
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
One of the worst things to happen to America was journalism ceasing to be a middle income career like teaching or accounting and transforming into a bullshit job for precocious rich kids because parental subsidies are required for your first decade in the business.
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
welp, that aged like milk.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This is the "Mitt Romney Meatloaf" moment of the second term, right? Just the same photo of someone looking into the camera, uncomfortably acknowledging that their fealty-sacrifice is being memorialized.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Ghost of Kiev? psshh! I’ll take the Twin Cities Piss-Missile
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Okay, so when we're getting shot in the face, we just gotta make sure to let them know they cannot lay a finger on us. Thanks a pantload, Ted. Let's abolish ICE and really look into DOGE-ing DHS until it's small enough to be drowned in the bathtub.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Many, many, MANY videos online exist that refute this. And that’s AFTER people made enough of a fuss about this not happening that lots of LEOs were compelled to wear body cameras.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Damn, @altnps.bsky.social - did yall see this one coming?
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Barron Trump’s SoundCloud
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
“We’re gonna be looking into the means of- what is it Z?- the means of production. I think we’re gonna look strongly at seizing these means for the proletariat. A lot of people have been saying - big tears in their eyes. Big, strong Laborers, saying ‘’Sir, Sir, …..”
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Aurora Borealis as seen from light-polluted Chicago.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
My DuckDuckGo search, 3 weeks after an incident with my marionette that I’m only just now trying to resolve:
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I’m thinking a giant indoor trampoline park. Free admission.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Women don’t like the vehicle
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Ladies and gentlethem, I give you: The Democratic Republic of IToldYouSo
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Altman, 03/2025: “Buddy, they won’t even let ME fuck the computer…. I think ‘they’ is the computer” Altman, 10/2025: “okay, okay: We’ve heard you, and we agree. The only real utility in this is fucking the computer.”
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Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
So long as the song is called “F my eh “
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Though some may bother and grumble and gripe, And others may cry, "It's not True!" while they wipe the tears from their eyes. We ALL were his type. Oh yes, my child. Uncle Shelby laid pipe.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Wait what the hell
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
My vision is fine, but my ability to recognize faces is REAL low. I often have to google image search when someone posts a politician, athlete or celeb picture that one would have to know to get the context. For this reason(among many) I always add alt-text, and beg you do too.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Reskeet with your mental state.
The rear of a white  Jeep Wrangler. A vinyl spare tire/wheel cover has the American flag printed on it.  For some reason the cover has been pushed in st the center causing it to look like a puckered anus.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Big thread. It all seems to track, just judging from the cesspits I’ve glanced into in my online travails.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Wat.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
💋☺️What If We Kissed In The Suppositorium? 🥰💋
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is making a funny face while looking at a woman .
Alt: Clip or Jim Carey in the film Dumb And Dumber saying, “So you’re saying there’s a chance”
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
One might even suggest he “Be best” and stop online bullying.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
‘Pls don’t mention the Overton window’ is pretty wild, ngl.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 19/08/2025
thinking about the liberal heroes at south park devoting like an entire season of their show to how gross they thought vaginoplasty was :^)
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Constipation! At The Airport
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Yeah, maybe in the NEXT constitution. The perpetual weakness of liberal response to fascism is “well I guess he found a loophole that lets him pull down our pants and spank us, so maybe we just need to make a better rule about that. That’ll stop him.”
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Ah, the Chicago air and water show is back again this weekend.
welcome everyone to our thirtieth annual l air show

oh here's the first j-
WOOSH

if you were a kurdish villager, this is what it might sound like to die

clap clap
clap clap

RAAAAR

or survive, waking every night to the sternum-shaking screams of these nightmare engines

and here come our vintage planes
this is what it sounded like to die in the forties
cạp clap clap clap
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Just brilliant. Surely our best and brightest.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
All the quotes or reskeets were done by what look like Spanish-language bots. OP either deleted post or blocked, so I guess that’s the last time I go reading the discover tab. And all I did was mention that their joke was already done 8 years prior by someone else?? Engagement farming called out?
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
My favorite one, which somehow implies having 3 feet.
Al Overview
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"Two in the pink, one in the stink" is a playful rhyme often used when putting on shoes, meaning that two feet go into the
"pink" (clean) shoe, while one foot goes into the "stink" (dirty) shoe; essentially highlighting the concept of one shoe being significantly dirtier than the others.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Okay but why’s he gotta look so happy about it
Duolingo screencap. Cartoon of a smiling man. Italian sentence. Translation “we are in a dictatorship.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The Fast and The Furious (2001); Vince follows Bryan out of Toretto’s cafe, saying “Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here.”
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
What the hell, NYT? I thought you were cool.
NYT game spelling bee. Word attempt is “Gooning” with an error message “not in word list.”
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Thank you, JB! Do not let them invade our glorious Illinois Khanate!
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