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Bromp.

@bromptongravy.bsky.social
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cyber. Musician. Lurker ‘92 til Infinity.

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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ooo the Atari Ferrari! Haven’t flown in one of those in so long.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well for one, it's "Baba O'Riley" not "Teenage Wasteland" dammit!
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I guess that’s one reason to prolong the executions
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m making sure my kids put me into a home that provides low-ping CounterStrike access. And maybe jello. Bonus if they can provide (and if my meds allow) the occasional bottle of BAWLS.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Obama's chief economist seems to disagree that a day's work should pay the worker enough to afford a day's existence. Saddening.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Abolish ICE …but the leopards can have his face as a treat.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have “Suckin’ on a chili dog outside the tastee-freez” that I wish was “damn! you’re crazy, bitch but you fuck so good I’m on top of it”
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Do those facts include Italian-named cured lunchmeats? Because my high-school degree mind could never
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Piss baby Mike Lindell refuses reality…. Again.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I just tried this position in bed and I don’t have the hip flexibility for it. Also: dude is towing an absolute WAGON.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
First it was Nerds Gummy Clusters. Then JUICY Gummy Clusters. But now they’ve gone too far.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And the opening line, “Welcome to our trash revolution” which should be used as an audio clip somewhere.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Uplift Mofo Party Plan, Mother’s Milk, Blood Sugar Sex Magik. As far as I’m aware, they didn’t make any albums after that.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In the 1990s I bought a light-up glass purple skull hood ornament there to replace the stock one stolen off of my beat up old Cadillac. Thanks, Iowa 80 Truck Stop!
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I would have believed it if instead of “let’s grow together” they said “Hail Satan”
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
NOT ALLOWED - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONT AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKILLETON TRYEN TO RELLAX IN THERE HABITAT WHILE DA COMPUTER IS SCREAMEN "SHIT!!!" AND "DAMB" AND DA TEXT SAYS "NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT SOULD BE DONE ABOUT ALL OF THIS" AND THERE RIGHT , 

CURIOUSLY ALL TERM'S OF SERVICE OF ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICES PROHIBIT YOU FROM SAYING WAHT SHOULD HAPPEN IN DA WORLD WHEN SHIT GETS BAD, OF COURSE IF YOU WANT TO TYPE "LETS GO SHOPPING" OR "NO BREAD TIME TO EAT CAKE" ITS NEVER A PROBLEM ,COINCIDENCE I GUESS, 

JUST REMEMBER LAWS ARENT REAL, TRESPASSING CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE A CRIME AS FAR AS HEAVENS CONCERNED, AND WE WALK DAILY ACROSS THE BONES OF THE 100,000,000,000 PEOPLE WHO CAME BEFORE US ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN ASS MOTHER FUCKER, AND IM GONNA EAT A LOW QUALITY PIZZA NOW, ONE OF THE LAST GOOD DAMB THINGS THATS STILL LEGAL TO DO ON THIS SHIT PLANET 

 DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Kept its head dry the whole time. Not even a drop of water splashed up onto its face. Perfect.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Soooo what’s the bottom limit of your definition of “elite?” For me- I think I’d start with moneyed to the point of deriving most income from investments, loans based on equity, ownership - y’know non-work. Everybody else under that is, imo not elite.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Also not to be too ageist but we’re trying to escape the current gerontocracy. I don’t want a fresh candidate who was ELIGIBLE to fight in Vietnam.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
What is the job? To serve the voters with your actions and decisions. How does exchanging favors with other pols help do the job of serving the voters better?
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Hunter didn’t speak here. He prompted an AI generated text.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What is the charge? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?!
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Oh hey look it’s the network state!
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And if someone made a song to go with the video of, say, a chimpanzee riding on a Segway - you’d know they took the time to write and record the song as an actual musician.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My family had season tix during Devin Hester’s run of return TDs. Lot of positions in FB but that’s an all-timer
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Y’know, though? fuck her for many obvious reasons, but that’s a post.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ditka’s hot is surprisingly good. I was a Bari devotee for years before that.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Oh yeah. Platner's definitely Donald Duckin it in that picture.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Including lots of malört!
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I don’t care about the football team, but the rest is great and I’ll die on that (complete lack of) hill!
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Arthur's Angry Fist Meme
Alt: Arthur's Angry Fist Meme
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
To the tune of “Mirror In The Bathroom” by The English Beat
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My German car (like most that are able) has a limiter at 155mph. I verified with GPS. one time. I doubt I’ll ever see those absolutely perfect conditions again on US roads (miles of fresh asphalt, excellent visibility, and no traffic in the middle of a weekday)
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If profitability (by GAAP) is required, wouldn’t this also probably keep Anthropic and OpenAI out of the IPO-> index fast track scheme as well?
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Don’t blame me, I voted for Angelyne!
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Awesome Kid in Toy Car Says Yeah!
Alt: Awesome Kid drifting a pink corvette power wheels. Angelyne is a weirdo fame seeker who ran for governor of CA, and is known for driving a pink corvette.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Allende was right
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
down.blue
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Video Downloader for Bluesky
Download (and convert!) Bluesky videos with ease!
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I wish you luck in your pain management. I took kratom when NSAIDs did nothing for my sciatica. Please be careful re: tolerance and dependence. The body thinks it’s an opioid. I got pretty well hooked on the stuff for a few years and the withdrawals are TERRIBLE. And no extracts!
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
When your pizza shows up from a family owned chain, cut into squares, and it comes with a 2 liter of RC cola: that’s when you’re having ACTUAL Chicago style pizza. Cola (especially RC) goes with pizza better than any beer ever did and I’ll die on that hill which is metaphorical due to my locale
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Pretty sure I saw Portland Gutter Bunnies open for TV On The Radio in 2004.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I had to bring my kid to school at 4:30am for a big field trip last week and MAN - we saw so many rabbits on the way there. They really party after dark. And also eat the lettuce I’m trying to grow, I’m pretty sure.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It’s wonderful that I opened bsky and saw this post while making popcorn.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Rehab facility?
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
N-word with a camera crew in your face? You'd better believe that's a justified shooting.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I seriously JUST learned about this guy like 3 days ago on my once-monthly foray back into twitter and then hearing about it on KTC...and then this. It's all so fast!
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
youtu.be/2sVVl2EKgUU?...
youtu.be
Ernie Anastos & Keep Fucking That Chicken Viral Video
YouTube video by DROPPING CLIPS
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My tinfoil theory: the iPhone keyboards became ruthlessly inaccurate because they’d rather you switch to speech->text, or even sending audio msgs so that they have more speech training data. Or that you use the autocomplete more, to train THAT.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Who can forget? It was the worst thing that happened in 2001. I’m pouring out a Jynnan Tonnyx in his honor tonight.
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The TMNT logo but it reads: discount grocery store ceviche
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
To the tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song:
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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I see some of the same sauces/brands as I have on my shelf! Had to quit the heatonist subscription for space constraints though.
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