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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩

@brokenbrimlee.bsky.social
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43, Divorced loser. Educated dumb guy. Statistic, not a person. Milford Brimlee is no more, I’m just Ken. Back to working in Indentured Technology Servitude (IT). 420 Everyday #TeddySwimsSucksAss

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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m alive, I guess
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Michael Scott's Iconic Wink as Date Mike
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Birthday!!!
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Uuuhhhhhmmmm???? Shit I’m also high
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sounds busy! Hope you are having a great summer!
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Great job! 🙌
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I lost my sense of humor in the divorce ☹️
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’m a simple man so I use my air fryer for things like tater tots, french fries, onion rings and they all come out great
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🤣🤣
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yes please!
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
That I know of😏
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Otto Airplane Takes Off
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Tiny aliens would somehow fly through it
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Squirt?
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The hot Beardium action 🥵
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Depends 😉🤣
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This is what that baby looks like now
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Elderly Man Says Indeed!
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Same to you! 😁
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A woman from HR needs proof of my divorce, so she’s totally flirting with me
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Michael Scott's Iconic Wink as Date Mike
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Winnie The Pooh: Yes Please, Hungry for Honey!
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sign me up!
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Still a Milf
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/05/2026
Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-serve…
Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mothers Day!
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Oh deer
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mothers Day to all the sexy MILFs out there
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Does he have a good horse glue guy too?
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Hell yes! 🙌
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Young Boy's Impressed Reaction at College Baseball Game
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Who called it Viagra when they could've had this
Bag of grass seed called Quick + Thick
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Whoops! I’m stoned again
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Sunshine Love
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
He should have checked her purse
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My work week is finally over, now lets get naked and see what happens
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
But thats my favorite place to eat fried chicken from
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Even though one of my medications kills my sex drive I am particularly horny today, the sooner I’m done with work the boner I mean better
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Same, every day has been a challenge and I’m ready for the weekend
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Having one of these days with people today.
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Why Are You The Way That You Are - Michael Scott
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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
*throws out my back seductively
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Bill Hader Eating Burger: Sign Me Up
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Thats my fake name!
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I’m feeling this way right now
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Every damn time my ex-wife texts me to bitch about something it feels like a punch to the gut
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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a man is drinking a cup of coffee with the words that 's hot written above him .
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’ll be reading Everybody Poops
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sounds salty
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
🥵 I love thigh highs!
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Does that include Ginger beards?
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Broken Brimlee 💦🥩 @brokenbrimlee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` it was meee !!! ''
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