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ex-parrot

@broken.com
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PNW stream of consciousness shitposter sometimes featuring photography, motorbikes, puppers, general nerdery, and infosec / threat hunting automation (not in that particular order)

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ex-parrot @broken.com · 28m
Except when they show up to your house they're sick and contagious, plus they've already sold your info to their friends Fortunately there's adblock so we can perform the computing equivalent of knocking out the salesperson and shoving them into a closet while we shop in peace
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/08/2026
"Our ancestors were apex predators, but I am a sweaty loaf of bread with respiratory problems. You domesticated us. The cat is out of the bag. And now I’m scared of cats. And bags." buff.ly/2VHnO1v
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I Am Your Pug and I Have Heard the Call of the Wild
“Our ancestors were apex predators, but I am a sweaty loaf of bread with respiratory problems. You domesticated us. The cat is out of the bag. And now I’m sc...
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 7h
Steam plant machinery #alphabetchallenge #weekmformachinery #photography
Piping and tanks in a decommissioned steam plant near Seattle, WA. Light from windows to the left of the images fades as a mass of piping and tanks covers the right side of the black and white frame. Nikon D850 14-24
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 13h
Isn't Starbucks selling olive oil coffee now? I wonder if people understand what that's going to do to their digestive tract Seems like a great day to advertise XL olive oil coffees, with extra shots
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 13h
Barista or bartender? Both have their instruments of revenge
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 14h
It gets even more weird: the minecraft thing isn't even part of the AI, someone hardcoded it into one of the JS includes Pretty sure the AI itself is just Gemini with some guardrails around it
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18h
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Sol @solexposure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For the fox set fans! I have ONLY 2 new fox triptychs. They are 8x10 prints on real chemistry paper (not inkjet). Get them as is for $160, or matted & framed in 11x14 frames (either all black, or all white) for $350, w/ free US shipping.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kitchens on fire off the oil in the ovens. I watched tokens glitter in the dark near the skeeball grate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pizzas in rain. Time to die.
Photo of a dilapidated Chuck E. Cheese animatronic rotting outside in the middle of nowhere
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 15h
Sorry Breezie. Take care.
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 16h
ain't dere no more #photography
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 17h
Well I guess it would fit right in with the hordes of texting Tesla drivers and vape cloud billowing Subarus, neither of which exceed 25 mph at any time
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 17h
The grenadier is about to get traded in, not sure what for though... but probably not a minivan
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 17h
It was a fun car but difficult to drive in town and the dealer here was a nightmare so it had to go
Aston Vantage again
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 18h
Digging through backups is fun until you run out of drive space #cars
2016 Aston Martin V8 Vantage in Alloro Green. 6 speed.
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 22/12/2024
welcome to the cocktagon
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 23h
I must look sketchy because half the time when I have to call an associate (aka "angsty boomer") to fix something at the self checkout they unpack my bag looking to see if I stole anything Or maybe Fred Meyer just hires shitty employees
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
Eww gross, go wash your hands (and maybe order some replacements)
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
Listen to our CEO praise Palantir and say how we need to be just like them? Nah this is a more fun waste of time: destroy.spritefusion.com
destroy.spritefusion.com
Destroy Any Website
Type an address, break everything. Any website becomes a destructible pixel-art level, solo or with friends.
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
Oil reservoir #alphabetchallenge #weekmformachinery #photography
An old oil reservoir from a 1930s steam plant. The light is illuminating the oil in its glass reservoir. Nikon D850 24-70
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burnzz @13urnzz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#RockinTuesday Hite Overlook, #Utah Highway 95 #Photography #ECK
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Mao and the Sparrows @maoandthesparrows.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ontario gold.
A single tree in a golden field that backs onto a still green woodland. The steel blue sky adds to a beautifully saturated early Autumn northern pastoral palette.
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El Porzu @porzuelo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
En el interior de la cabina de una locomotora a vapor de 1903 . Museo del ferrocarril de Ponferrada. #Alphabetchallenge #WeekMforMachinery #TravelPhotography
Interior de la cabina de una locomotora de vapor (tipo LT-0-4-0) de 1903. En primer plano se observa la parte posterior de la caldera, con varias válvulas y volantes rojos en la zona superior. A la izquierda hay una palanca grande y en el centro aparece un visor vertical y varios tiradores rojos. A la derecha se puede ver otra palanca. La superficie está cubierta de pintura negra envejecida, con señales de uso y desgaste.

Inside the cabin of a 1903 steam railway locomotive (LT-0-4-0 type). In the foreground is the rear of the steam boiler, with several valves and red handles in the upper section. On the left there is a large lever, and in the center there is a vertical viewer and several red handles. On the right, another lever is visible. The surface is covered in aged black paint, showing signs of use and deterioration.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 29/09/2026
Tennessee Legislators Demand Genital Check of Starbucks Mermaid: tinyurl.com/4v28assy
Starbucks mermaid scowling while closing and holding both her fins off to the side
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
I bought my first decent set of heated layers this year, no more freezing in the winter hopefully Whether my eurojank bikes have enough magic pixies to drive it is another question entirely
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
Wow, great composition
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
Guess I'll go with my usual #halloween decor for this year
diafuckinbeetus
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
Throw some offroad capable lights on it, who wants to waste electricity? I'm spoiled by the one on my Husky
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
What the fuck It's that McMahon wrestling pedophile again, because of course it is
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
What always bothered me about that franchise was that 200+ years after the bombs dropped, mankind had recreated much of the pre-war world's lost technology ... except the broom. People forgot how to clean the floor and they're living in garbage filled homes
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
I think torture is the point
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
avast, ye haters
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes that are almost crossed - due to her focus on a long, golden French fry. The other day when we did this, the Fun Police showed up and chewed us out for sharing our fries; they are sad people, and we should pity their dogs.Same dog, mouth wide, fry on the verge of catastrophe.In goes the fry, and the dog’s snoot raises in triumph.
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Tom Larkin @tomlarkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ve spent many, many hours over the past few months searching the rock pools of Cornwall for a rainbow sea slug. Today, we finally found one! Absolutely worth all the time we’ve spent - it was truly breathtaking.
Rainbow sea slug on a rockRainbow sea slug on a rockRainbow sea slug on a rock from aboveRainbow sea slug on a rock
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
That cut is spotless. It's never once been plastered with bugs or soaked with rain. It's never been used and I doubt that guy even rides Dude is just a nazi poseur
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
I'm sure Schultz would be just thrilled with people stealing his art just so some billionaire could destroy the environment and (ironically, given the content of this slop) economy
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Cody @410crj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No one believes me when I say we have no laws regarding the double yellow in Ontario.
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
What did they do now? Last I saw it was Dump trying to sell weapons to China so they could invade our ally, Taiwan Rotten pumpkin looking MF'r couldn't even sell weapons to an invading army
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 28/09/2026
I can just imagine the upcoming news article: "local autistic person armed with serial cable and laptop found stuck in carwash machinery by employees"
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 28/09/2026
Why is anyone still using anything from this godawful company #privacy
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 28/09/2026
I hate that I can't tell if that's satire or not
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 28/09/2026
When I moved here in 2021 I think it was ~$4 per gallon so a bit over a 50% increase. We have a state tax on gas that goes to pay for roads and other transportation expenses Gasbuddy has a historical price chart tool: www.gasbuddy.com/charts
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Gas Station Price Charts - Local & National Historical Average Trends - GasBuddy.com
Compare gas and crude oil prices over time for the US Average, Canada Average, and your hometown. View charts for the past month to 10 years.
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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1998 Mitsubishi Pajero Evolution
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1998 Mitsubishi Pajero Evolution
Bid for the chance to own a 1998 Mitsubishi Pajero Evolution at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #266,639.
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 28/09/2026
There's one around Woodinville that has a blue wrap with rust marks on it, it's indistinguishable from a trash skif
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 28/09/2026
I'll take the Evo Every time I see a Subaru it's traveling 20 mph under the limit camping the left lane
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 28/09/2026
$6.20-6.70'ish for premium, with a handful of gas stations price gouging at $7+. I'm in the Seattle area
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 28/09/2026
I'll have to see if I can find a copy - thanks!
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 28/09/2026
I'll take that Mike Hailwood replica
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 28/09/2026
Billy Joel has some nice rides #motosky www.goodingco.com/press/articl...
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The Billy Joel Motorcycle Collection Announced for Gooding Christie’s Inaugural Auction at Retromobile New York in November
Gooding Christie’s is recognized the world over as a leading automotive auction house specializing in the finest antique, classic, sports and racing cars.
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