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@broken.com
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PNW stream of consciousness shitposter sometimes featuring photography, motorbikes, puppers, general nerdery, and infosec / threat hunting automation (not in that particular order)

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ex-parrot @broken.com · 1h
Best version I saw was from PBS's video thumbnail: www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Scmitt poster, see https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-schmitt-suggests-jack-smith-perjured-himself-about-a-basketball-game-but-mixes-up-2-teams
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 1h
First thing I thought of when I saw that:
President Carmacchio's Presidential Boss Hoss trike
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 10h
Steam plant machinery #alphabetchallenge #weekmformachinery #photography
Piping and tanks in a decommissioned steam plant near Seattle, WA. Light from windows to the left of the images fades as a mass of piping and tanks covers the right side of the black and white frame. Nikon D850 14-24
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 19h
ain't dere no more #photography
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 21h
It was a fun car but difficult to drive in town and the dealer here was a nightmare so it had to go
Aston Vantage again
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 21h
Digging through backups is fun until you run out of drive space #cars
2016 Aston Martin V8 Vantage in Alloro Green. 6 speed.
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
Oil reservoir #alphabetchallenge #weekmformachinery #photography
An old oil reservoir from a 1930s steam plant. The light is illuminating the oil in its glass reservoir. Nikon D850 24-70
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 29/09/2026
Guess I'll go with my usual #halloween decor for this year
diafuckinbeetus
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 27/09/2026
My old lady pupper:
Janky Dog
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 26/09/2026
View from the top is worth it:
Mt Shuksan, WA as seen from the top of Table Mtn
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 26/09/2026
You probably saw this before but check out this sharpie "paint job" track bike (and its reversed head) I was kinda thinking about asking one of the artists on here to paint my A* helmet
Sharpie art triumph bonnie track bike
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 25/09/2026
For #forestfriday #photography
Late summer shot of Mt Rainier in the distance behind layers of forested rolling foothills. A few trees stick up in the foreground and frame the lower half of the image
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 24/09/2026
Well it really depends on which side of the lop in "lopsided power dynamic relationship" you're on
Misery book cover but with a snowmobile
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 24/09/2026
Jon McNaughton is good for bashing also, he's even more talentless than Kinkade plus he keeps trying to sue "The Internet" every time someone releases a comedy repainting of his "work" Like this banger:
Jesus? Meh. Gimme Cthulhu insteadThat's more like it
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 23/09/2026
How about something like an outrigger kayak with a solid cloth trampoline between the hulls?
outrigger kayaks
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 23/09/2026
Spotted near Seattle #weirdcarbs
Smart Car Battle Buggy EditionSmart Car Battle Buggy Edition
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 22/09/2026
Honda V4s are the best. I'm still enamored with this one I saw a while back
VFR400
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 22/09/2026
Lake Diablo, summer 2026. A vivid turquoise lake sits in front of fir covered foothills and mountains under a cloudy sky.  Nikon Zfc & kit lens
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 22/09/2026
Last day of #summer is almost done, and I'm now looking forward to like half a year of drizzle and no wildfires. Here's some Diablo Lake from July, and yes it really is that color #photography
Lake Diablo, summer 2026. A vivid turquoise lake sits in front of fir covered foothills and mountains under a cloudy sky.  Nikon Zfc & kit lens
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 22/09/2026
Unless his family is politically connected or rich (unlikely in Kent), he's going to prison for a while The dogs and I were driving through there on the 4th and got stuck in the McNeil canyon fire, which turned out to be started by him I guess
Smoke plumes near Waterville, WA
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 21/09/2026
It's a continuation of the original Defender Rover made from the 1940s to 2016, more like an old Jeep than a modern Defender. No touch screens, all physical controls, great visibility. It's about the size of an Altima
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 21/09/2026
Also I drive a weird obscure throwback of an SUV, so feel free to make fun of it:
grenadier gonna grenade
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 21/09/2026
Ohh I remember that thing, it had a big bundle of vacuum hoses disappearing into a mystery box The RX7 FD was the one that really traumatized me though Check out this civic diagram:
Not sure if honda civic vacuum line diagram or spaghetti or lovecraftian horror (likely yog sothoth)
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 21/09/2026
Boiler room hall, Georgetown Steam Plant #photography #classicmono
A black and white image of a dark boiler room hall at Georgetown Steam Plant near Seattle. Decades after decommissioning it still smells like sweat and hot machinery. Nikon D850 24-70
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 20/09/2026
Seeing Mt St Helens in person and realising half the mountain is just gone is much different than seeing pictures of it #motosky The road up was ~40 miles of sweepers and some nice straights
Ducati Multistrada parked in front of the remains of Mt St Helens, a volcano in Washington State, US. Nikon Zfc
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 18/09/2026
Therapeutic healing? When I last cleaned two days ago the floor wasn't covered in dog toy stuffing, the rugs weren't piled up, and the furniture was where it belonged
dog gonna dog
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 18/09/2026
For #forestfriday #photography
Middle Fork Snoqualmie river flows through mountains near North Bend, WA. A large gravel sandbar protrudes into the river, which is flanked by firs. Fall color is just starting
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 18/09/2026
Almost there! This summer drought has been going on too long. This is what it looks like in fall here:
Fall in the N Cascades. Leica Q2Fall in the N Cascades. Leica Q2Fall in the N Cascades. Leica Q2Fall in the N Cascades. Leica Q2
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 18/09/2026
The usual stop on the usual loop #motosky
Ducati Multistrada sitting on the side of the road near Big Four Mountain in Washington state
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 17/09/2026
Moss covered tree, Mt Baker Snoqualmie National Forest #photography
Moss covered tree in Mt Baker Snoqualmie National Forest. Leica Q2
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 17/09/2026
Oh man I can't unsee that PT Cruiser trunk... hole. And now nobody else can either:
PT Cruiser'se
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 16/09/2026
Screenshot, for when someone at Guitar Center realizes what they've done:
Guitar Center: tank your nascent career in one easy step
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 16/09/2026
#Kagi Translate knocks it out of the park with the #LinkedIn translation yet again
Kagi Translate. "die in a fire" is translated to "I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors outside of this organization"
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 16/09/2026
I’m passionate about your enthusiasm for your perceived authenticity and it’s insightful to see how our professional ecosystems sometimes "struggle to align" with your non-corporate identity. Let’s lean into vulnerability and disrupt the traditional narrative together!
Kagi Translate
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 15/09/2026
It's a running gag with local TV/ads, half the time there's mention of Enumclaw (where that happened) someone puts a horse in the ad
enumclaw is for horses
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 15/09/2026
Ooh look what I finally got, it's the new #greenlung #necropolitan vinyl
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 14/09/2026
I'm misusing this meme but I'm gonna post it anyway
man tapping head meme: can't read your license place if you're riding a wheelie
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 14/09/2026
Join the club, I haven't had much desire to shoot in months. Hope you snap out of it soon Btw if you're near the gorge then Yakima Canyon is worth a visit:
Yakima Cyn, Leica Q2
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 14/09/2026
Remains of a pier in St Augustine, FL #classicmono #photography #minimalmonday
The remains of a pier in the FL marshlands. Pier pilings rise up out of marsh grass and fog. Nikon D850 70-200 2.8
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 14/09/2026
IR mode + R72 filter + however many ND filters you need. I spent years playing around with one for IR stuff Some sample shots:
Post-Katrina infraredPost-Katrina infraredPost-Katrina infrared
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 12/09/2026
Join IT so you can have an aneurysm and embrace the sweet release of death Dated but still true:
Adminspotting infographic

Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family. Choose a fucking big computer, choose disk arrays the size of washing machines, modem racks, CD-ROM writers, and electrical coffee makers. Choose no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose black jeans and matching combat boots. Choose chairs for your office in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose SMTP and wondering why the fuck you are logged on on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swivel chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in some miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate.
Choose your future.
Choose to sysadmin
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 12/09/2026
Collies are the best. This was Ollie McFatcollie, a hospice rescue:
Ollie McFatcollie
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 11/09/2026
Best I can do is *probably* pre-2007 Marta Lamovsek though I'm not 100% on that, this is based on a tiny blurred watermark that's cropped out of your version. Her style changed radically since then but she's well known; ask her By 2008 it had spread to a bunch of blogs and had the mark cropped out
People smoochin', image copyright Marta Lamovsek (probably)
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 11/09/2026
Personal favorite (the whole acoustic album is great):
iphone lock screen showing apple music wheezing out a low quality rendition of Nirvana's cover of Leadbelly's Where Did You Sleep Last Night
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 10/09/2026
That's the northernmost part of the PCT, and it's hikers only. Riding any kind of bike over that would be unpleasant:
PCTPCTPCT
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 10/09/2026
This is Mazama in the N Cascades, the last stop for fuel/food for about 70 miles. It's a mandatory stop for gas guzzler bikes These pictures are from near there:
Slate PeakSlate PeakNear Slate PeakNear Slate Peak
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 10/09/2026
No cheating. Share your last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
Mazama, WA near the pub house restaurant
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 10/09/2026
They kept growing!
WileyWileyWileyWiley
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 10/09/2026
Wiley the day she came home
A tiny six week old fawn puppy about to puke all over perforated red leather seats
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ex-parrot @broken.com · 09/09/2026
I've got SO many pictures of that waterfall because it's about 10 minutes from home. The above picture was shot from the top left of this winter shot
Wallace Falls, different view
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