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@briware.bsky.social
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I help design airplanes. Sometimes I fly them. I live and breathe Avs hockey. Fix your hearts or die.

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These fking guys
A Wheeler from Return to Oz
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good stick Lehky 🗣️
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Parker Kelly on pace for 84 goals
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
apologies to my friends and family for how insufferable I’m about to become
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lord of the Rings: So It Begins Iconic Scene
Alt: Theoden from Lord of the Rings just before the battle at Helms Deep saying, “So it begins.”
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love me an undrafted college free agent
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This seems like a great opportunity to share one my favorite Instagram reels: www.instagram.com/reel/DSA0wGc...
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watching preseason hockey like
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Patrick Star: Who Are You People?!
Alt: Patrick Star: Who Are You People?!
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
WAKE UP BABE, NEW ED YONG JUST DROPPED
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“NHL27 Cale Maker isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.” NHL27 Cale Makar:
Face scan from the NHL 27 game of what’s supposed to be Cale Makar but he is looking ROUGH. It doesn’t look like Makar at all and he has what I can only describe as the psychotic stare and slight smile of a serial killer.
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t look away from the Berkley climate scientist who decided to go to the MAT defending a parking lot against a bike lane
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I guess spending the most formative two decades of my life in CO was offset somewhat by still being raised by second and third gen Angelenos and moving right back here as an adult
A mydialect map with the “most like you” concentrated around California, the “least like you” is concentrated around New Orleans and Boston
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kamala Harris on the phone saying, “we did it, Joe”
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I off-seasoned too hard (aka didn’t know what to do with myself) and decided to redecorate my whole apartment, so now I’m eating on the floor because I sold off a bunch of furniture before getting new stuff. Only 36 days to go!
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So if we’re already at speed camera discourse again, that means we’ve gotta be only a week or two out from DoorDash discourse, which means I’m probably overdue for scheduling my next haircut.
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Roman Mars: “…six blocks north in the Pandora Building” Me: “IN BEAUTIFUL…UPTOWN…OAKLAND CALIFORNIA”
Meryl Streep shouting meme
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Me trying to be normal on a date: so where were you when the Leo Carlsson offer sheet dropped??
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’ve been waiting to be hit with some Oshkosh FOMO, but uh, maybe I’ll be ok this year
Map showing the air quality index around Oshkosh, WI, in the 200-400 range
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I feel like there’s a metaphor in here about the Western Conference Finals
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Saw this banger of a Threads reply earlier and had to take a screenshot
Original poster asking the question on Threads: “Why do people in LA refuse to park their cars in their own garages or driveways, and instead use up all the street parking every day?”

With the reply: “I feel like this is an indicator of living in a territorial gentrifier neighborhood? There's always parking on my block so this isn't everywhere”
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Stefon from SNL with a speech bubble pointing to the quoted post
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is so funny. This offseason is drunk.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/06/2026
here is what i think: we're not consumers or spectators, we are participants with agency. you should not hope that democrats will do anything. you must work to force them to do the right thing. the odds are long, but we are far from the first americans to face long odds. we will win.
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
with my sport of choice fully in the offseason now, i’m once again asking sports fans to pay attention to the difference between “re-signed” and “resigned”
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Jump scare
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Apple loves to make a TV show with Martin Scorsese and Steven Spielberg starring a best lead actor Oscar winner and best lead actress Oscar nominee and not tell a single soul about it
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Logging onto Bluesky after a night out, except instead of fire it’s scaffolding
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Pizza Delivery On Fire
Alt: Gif from Community of Troy walking in with a bunch of pizzas and seeing the apartment on fire
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We did it Joe!
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’m sorry, this is so funny. 10/10, no notes.
Text from the article:

“Today, Trae says, just as one example, we're firing 80s-era Patriot missiles at Iranian drones. Iran's drones are small, they cost tens of thousands of dollars to make. A patriot missile costs $2.25 to $8m every time we fire one.

“Gwyneth, nodding: ‘I saw Top Gun.’ (She gets it.)”
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
You know whats cool and excellent and beautiful? Your Local Public Library
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
👀
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Sickos yes comic panel
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
“It kind of says that we’re a better team than them.”
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is an anti-car account, take the bus ya nerds
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’m not a “favorites” person, and if I start to think too hard about it this list would end up 30 books long, but here are some: An Immense World, Ed Yong The Sum of Us, Heather McGhee The Library Book, Susan Orlean The Color of Compromise, Jemar Tisby Power to Save the World, Gwyneth Cravens
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Anyway, vote for Nithya
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Colorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
THE MAYOR🚨
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
LET'S GODDAMN FUND SCIENCE. ALL OF IT.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
“I asked ChatGPT”- ok well I asked the mycelium and it said to plant more trees and to tell you to return to the forest
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Michael Scott coming out of his office during a fire drill shouting, “Oh my god, okay it's happening, everybody stay calm.”
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Future US history textbooks better have an entire chapter dedicated to Afroman
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
Alt: a man in a striped sweater sitting on a couch picks up a tub of popcorn and starts eating it
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Nothing but respect for MY Marty Supreme 🫡
Marty Necas somehow flying through the air head first, both feet behind him, still playing the puck
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
screaming. crying. throwing up.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
normies: more Olympic hockey overtime!!!! so exciting hockey fans: once again we are subjected to The Great Travesty
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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Absolute. Cinema.
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