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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Happy birthday!!!! I don’t know about favorite photo ever, but without doing an exhaustive search of all my airplane photos, here’s a shot of the plane I first soloed in! Nothing fancy but I love the line of palm trees and hangars in the background.

Front view of a Piper Cherokee that is mostly white with blue and black accents and a gray prop. In the background is a very pleasingly symmetric line of palm trees behind teal hangars underneath a mostly clear blue sky.

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“NHL27 Cale Maker isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.” NHL27 Cale Makar:

Face scan from the NHL 27 game of what’s supposed to be Cale Makar but he is looking ROUGH. It doesn’t look like Makar at all and he has what I can only describe as the psychotic stare and slight smile of a serial killer.

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

And who wrote this question??

Question: I _____ her lifeless body from the pool
Answers to choose from: dragged, drug, I use both interchangeably, and other

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Look, maybe I don’t need to know what goes on in other parts of the country…

Question: What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
Answers to choose from: sunshower, the wolf is giving birth, the devil is beating his wife, monkey’s wedding, fox’s wedding, pineapple rain, liquid sun, I have no term or expression for this, and other

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I guess spending the most formative two decades of my life in CO was offset somewhat by still being raised by second and third gen Angelenos and moving right back here as an adult

A mydialect map with the “most like you” concentrated around California, the “least like you” is concentrated around New Orleans and Boston

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I log in and this is the very first post I see, do I even want to know what he said now?

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Roman Mars: “…six blocks north in the Pandora Building” Me: “IN BEAUTIFUL…UPTOWN…OAKLAND CALIFORNIA”

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I love a chaotic win probability chart

Win probability chart showing the Yankees with a very comfortable win probability the entire game until the 8th it drops down in favor of the Sox and swings back and forth wildly until the Sox ultimately win it in the 12th

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I’ve been waiting to be hit with some Oshkosh FOMO, but uh, maybe I’ll be ok this year

Map showing the air quality index around Oshkosh, WI, in the 200-400 range

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Talked to Mitch McConnell this morning, he’s just out of frame, laughing too

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Saw this banger of a Threads reply earlier and had to take a screenshot

Original poster asking the question on Threads: “Why do people in LA refuse to park their cars in their own garages or driveways, and instead use up all the street parking every day?”

With the reply: “I feel like this is an indicator of living in a territorial gentrifier neighborhood? There's always parking on my block so this isn't everywhere”

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I don’t go on Threads but this is the kind of thing Instagram shows me to try to get me to click. My favorite part is how they call each other “Thriends”

Preview of a Threads post that says:

“Hey so, um. I came home to packages on my front porch and a note from our mail carrier. The note said ‘there is a lobster and popcorn in your mailbox. Please remove for delivery!’

“I'm sorry, what?

“Thriends. There was a lobster and popcorn in my mailbox. I did not take a picture because I…”

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

People just be normal about YIMBYism challenge: impossible

A sticker on a pedestrian crossing beg button in Los Angeles that says “kill every YIMBY”

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

A recreation of this scene?

The silhouette of Jack Skellinton in Nightmare Before Christmas on top of the spiraled hill with the full moon behind him reaching an arm out in front of himself

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I’m sorry, this is so funny. 10/10, no notes.

Text from the article:

“Today, Trae says, just as one example, we're firing 80s-era Patriot missiles at Iranian drones. Iran's drones are small, they cost tens of thousands of dollars to make. A patriot missile costs $2.25 to $8m every time we fire one.

“Gwyneth, nodding: ‘I saw Top Gun.’ (She gets it.)”

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Me on hour 22 of playoff hockey in 3 days trying to follow 3 games at the same time

A Barbie with hair messed up, makeup smeared, looking bedraggled and bleary eyed, but still smiling

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

This is all I think of seeing that picture of that dog.

Photo from the Office of a younger Michael Scott with a mullet and a fanny pack awkwardly shaking the boss’s hand after he achieved top sales honors

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

This is the extent that I know about this trade

Headline: “Pat Surtain responds to Jaylen Waddle saying he’d beat PS2 in a fight”

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I actually just noticed this feature this weekend which shows added walk time. It looks like if I click on parking options, I can then select one of the garages and the directions route there instead. Only thing is you have to be aware of it and select it, the time isn’t automatically added in.

Google Maps directions that have an option underneath that says, “see popular parking,” and shows a walking icon with “2 min” meaning it’s an added 2 minute walk if you are parking somewhere

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Nothing but respect for MY Marty Supreme 🫡

Marty Necas somehow flying through the air head first, both feet behind him, still playing the puck

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Reminds me of the time I walked into a Trader Joe’s only to be laughed at

Stack of Trader Joe’s honeycrisp apple candles, the labels of which say “HA” in large font

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bridget @briware.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

At some point my family upgraded to one of these, but it doesn’t really do much of the juice concentrate is still frozen completely solid. Seems like we never had the foresight to let it thaw out a little first…