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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture (meme) using Hawkeye and Hawkman, with Senator Eric Schmitt unable to tell the difference
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't have a problem, I can stop any time I want!
I've seen 72 of the best 100 tv shows of the 21st century
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Petition to begin referring to shows where Trey uses the mini-kit as “two drummer Phish”
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
New England finally does something good for the world. The meatball in a souvenier helmet is genius. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social @mjmoser.bsky.social
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I got engaged 6 months out of college at age 22. Still happily married after 21 years, but I definitely wouldn’t recommend my kids get married that young.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🗣️ WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
William & Mary should be permanently banned from Ethics Bowl - look at this (literal?) murderer's row! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chancel...
8	Margaret Thatcher	1993–2000
9	Henry Kissinger	2000–2005
10	Sandra Day O'Connor	2005–2012
11	Robert M. Gates	2012–
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H.D. Gregg @hdgregg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
ICE detains University of Maryland "teacher of the year" at Dallas airport www.cbsnews.com/baltimore/ne...
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ICE detains University of Maryland "teacher of the year" at Dallas airport
An instructor for the University of Maryland's School of Pharmacy was detained by ICE last month at Dallas Fort Worth airport.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
All I can say is: Read this piece. It’s extraordinary.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Related to today's discourse, but also as a general proposition: I'm ok with people reacting to a work of art in a different way than I do! It doesn't devalue my experience if someone else didn't like it!
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy Alpe d'Huez day (1 of 2!) to all who celebrate
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Best thing I've read today, and probably the best thing I'll read all week. Hope you saw this, @evanurquhart.bsky.social Proud to say I've been a big @kylegoon.bsky.social fan since his blogger days!
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I would draft Tommy Cortado in round 1
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Didn’t Pickford talk to an opponent with his mouth covered? Isn’t that a straight red card?
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My Norway sports fan story: 1996 Olympics in Atlanta - my aunt got tickets to the rowing (or flat water canoeing?) event. It is not the most exciting thing to watch from a distance as a kid. There is a group of Norwegians there going absolutely apeshit any time there’s a Norwegian athlete.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
One of my favorite things to do with my teenage kids on vacation in an unfamiliar city - after we’ve been there a few days (with me navigating everywhere), ask if any of them can get us back to the hotel from where we are. They generally do a really good job!
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Strong Songs episode on Total Eclipse of the Heart has some isolated backup vocals, and they are just incredible. As always, @kirkhamilton.com's work is worth a listen!
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is catharsis: "Iit was destiny that Ram ... would hire one of America's leading assholes to sell its most asshole-ish market offering to America's sizable asshole population." defector.com/dana-white-s...
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Dana White Stars In History's Worst Truck Ad | Defector
Vanity pickup trucks: I fucking hate these things, and so you do. The second I see a Ram SuperUltraMegaSoldierDuty on the highway, I already know that it’ll have a Blue Lives Matter decal splashed acr...
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My ribs have been on the smoker for almost 6 hours, and now it’s raining. We may never eat dinner.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
While on vacation in Stockholm, a city I had never been to, the place I picked for dinner was closed for Good Friday. No problem, because had a backup spot just across the street that was also featured in the Rick Steves guidebook I memorized.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It is time once again to discuss the Most Dad Things we have done in the past year. A couple of reminders: - gender is a social construct, anyone can do Dad Things - you need not be a parent to do a Dad Thing - the definition of a Dad Thing is entirely subjective and maybe made up I’ll go first:
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 16/06/2026
Here is a public service announcement filmed by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1980s, and I promise that you would not correctly guess who pops up at the end if I gave you 10,000 tries
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Two things can be true at once: 1) The Office was incredibly groundbreaking when it came out, both in form and style. Single-cam network sitcoms without a laugh track were really unusual! 2) Culture shifted so much in the 20 years since it debuted that it is absolutely not edgy in any way today.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 13/06/2026
Calvin’s dad founding Wirecutter
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Please share this! Help make sure our members know what they must do - and if you're not already a member of Assigned Media, this would be a great time to join! assignedmedia.org/support/
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James Mac, CEO of ANTIFA™️ @floatalongfarm.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Think I finally figured out what I wanna do when I grow up
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ok Orioles sky, I was semi-watching the game at a bar last night, and I saw the coolest hat. It was an Orioles cap with an egg custard snowball on it (in a cup with the script B on it). I can't find it anywhere online - any ideas where I can get that?? #Baltimore #Orioles
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is so stupidly fun. I just went 76-6, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=RCM...
Can you go 82-0?



Projected Record

76–6

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LJ
PG
LeBron James

LAL · 2010s

27.4
PPG
8.5
RPG
8.3
APG
1.3
SPG
0.6
BPG
VC
SG
Vince Carter

BKN · 2000s

23.6
PPG
5.8
RPG
4.7
APG
1.2
SPG
0.5
BPG
JE
SF
Julius Erving

PHI · 1980s

22.0
PPG
6.4
RPG
3.8
APG
1.8
SPG
1.6
BPG
KD
PF
Kevin Durant

OKC · 2010s

28.9
PPG
7.6
RPG
4.0
APG
1.2
SPG
1.1
BPG
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C
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

LAL · 1970s

25.9
PPG
14.1
RPG
4.7
APG
1.3
SPG
3.6
BPG
127.8

PPG

42.3

RPG

25.5

APG

6.8

SPG

7.4
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
First time perfect score! www.maptap.gg June 2 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 1000
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
lmao
/Reddit community “shittymoviedetails” by user “69chevy_396. The title: “In Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu, Grogu is a 50 year old baby. This is a subtle nod the franchise's only remaining demographic.” Included is a picture of Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda).
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
So far since I’ve tuned into the Indy 500: crazy conspiracy theorist gets airtime, Christian prayer, Gronk participates in military propaganda, patriotic song, soft focus military hagiography, national anthem. I just want to watch cars go in circles!!
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending
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London Review of Books @lrb.co.uk · 19/05/2026
This place was never yours, they’ll say, though years from now as she steps from factory floor to city street, the winter haar pouring in, muting the world, effacing everything, it’s here that she’ll be A poem by @tarnnation.bsky.social. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Tarn MacArthur · Poem: ‘The Clearance of Aoineadh Mòr, 1824’
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Seeing posts of 50K+ queue lengths for this show and feeling grateful to get a chance to see it (after getting skunked on an attempt at Olivia Rodrigo tix to see with my kid a couple weeks ago). Now I just need to convice @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social to see it with me.
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Angine de Poitrine
	Thu · Sep 17, 2026 · 8:00 PM
	Lincoln Theatre — Washington, District of Columbia
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I was led to believe this was the best thing that could possibly happen to a family in the Ozarks
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Beverly Hillbillies: Here We Go!
ALT: Beverly Hillbillies: Here We Go!
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Currently reading: "Postwar" - a survey history of postwar Europe that is absolutely fascinating. Recently loved: "H is for Hawk" - really tough to describe, but basically a woman trains a goshawk while dealing with debilitating grief. There's more overlap than you would think.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
James Hinchcliffe is such a huge upgrade over Danica Patrick. Please don’t tell me about his conspiracy theory beliefs.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"Pressure to sack Ed Balls" makes me giggle like a 10 year old
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
For any trans person reading Wu’s post, there is absolutely nothing wrong with you.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This came up on my NYT Recipe-a-day Calendar today, and I really thought it was an April Fool’s joke at first. Happy Passover everyone!

David Malosh for The New York Times. Food Stylist: Simon Andrews.
Matzo Lasagna
By Melissa Clark
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1½ hr
Rating 4 ****
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social I don't think we should need to wait until Cruz Azul or Chivas make the Super Bowl to have this at your party.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Remembering Chuck Norris, and I recall a time before he was a meme, when he starred on Walker: Texas Ranger. Even before streaming, this was a show for old people. And one guy who lived on the same floor in my freshman dorm. (🧵, I guess!)
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social Have we gotten an evaluation of Zohran's watch game yet? Is it something similar to this? www.walmart.com/ip/A168WEM-7...
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sure, you can use garlic, but that’s really a Western corruption of the ancient Japanese practice. If you want to be fully authentic, it’s necessary to use fresh wasabi.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NYT Spelling Bee page showing that decile was not an accepted word
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I’m torn between thinking this is amazing and being disappointed that they are using pods instead of pulling shots on a manual machine.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I'm calling for a moratorium on people (especially in work settings) saying "that's not a political statement." My brother in Christ, you just said something with a massive political valence, realized it after the fact, and now are trying to avoid any judgement or consequences from your words.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social Is there an F1sky fantasy F1 league that you know of? Every year I think about doing it, and I never start (or forget about it after 1 race).
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