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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture (meme) using Hawkeye and Hawkman, with Senator Eric Schmitt unable to tell the difference
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sufficient grounds for termination right there
me and my attorneys
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't have a problem, I can stop any time I want!
I've seen 72 of the best 100 tv shows of the 21st century
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is this not one also?
Scores
News
Stats
Standing:
WEEK 1 AUG 22-SEP 7
WEEK 2 SEP 8-13
Thursday, Sep 10
Florida A&M
u 7 Miami
7
77
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Big salmon fan too - coincidentally this is dinner tonight!
Picture of a grill with two salmon filets on a cedar plank with four potatoes wrapped in foil around it
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you’re open to recommendations, there is a donut place in Ketchikan right across from the cruise docks (Jellyfish Donuts). They do a salmon donut - kind of a savory thing. Weird but really tasty!
Hand holding a donut with salmon topping in front of a wall with a donut shaped like a jellyfish (in Ketchikan AK)
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Although this would be my preferred method to get to St. Michaels from Annapolis. *dreaming of a return trip to Inn at Perry Cabin*
Skip the bridge traffic entirely and make your arrival at Inn at Perry Cabin the first unforgettable moment of your stay. The Skip the Bridge package brings guests from Pier 7 Resort Marina in Edgewater, Maryland directly to the Inn's private dock on the Miles River aboard our elegant 55' Hinckley Five Star yacht, gliding across the Chesapeake Bay with the Eastern Shore opening up ahead of you
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
2.5 hours is *probably* plenty for the captain to get from Annapolis to St. Michaels and back
$995	Private Charters
Up to 6 Passengers
Prices for Sunday, August 16, 2026 at 1:00 PM .

Overview
Duration
2.5 hours
Meeting point
Pier 4 Marina, 301 Fourth Street, Annapolis
Group size
Maximum of 6 guests for private charters
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
William & Mary should be permanently banned from Ethics Bowl - look at this (literal?) murderer's row! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chancel...
8	Margaret Thatcher	1993–2000
9	Henry Kissinger	2000–2005
10	Sandra Day O'Connor	2005–2012
11	Robert M. Gates	2012–
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The odyssey, midnight in the garden of good and evil, the lost boys, ford vs. ferrari
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
They have it as a tee also (weirdly on LivePhish, not sure if it will show up on Dry Goods)! www.livephish.com/LP-14227-SHI...
Phish at MSG basketball themed t-shirt
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That's not even the Wayne that's home to Fountains of Wayne!
photo of a store selling stone fountains - fountans of wayne in wayne, NJ
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
apu stops a bullet meme
weird dudes on the internet blocking a bullet going towards misogynist shitheads
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Sally Field as "The Flying Nun"
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Recent activity
Rear Window
Pather Panchali
Marty Supreme
Murder on the Orient Express
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I was just moving this to a new bookshelf yesterday. He was incredibly insightful and accessible for a layperson. What a loss.
Pulitzer Prize-winning author of The Radicalism of the American Revolution
GORDON SWOOD
"A tour de force.
-The Neto York Times
Book Review
EMPIRE
بدان OF ا
LIBERTY
A History of the Early Republic, 1789-1815
THE OXFORD HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is so stupidly fun. I just went 76-6, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=RCM...
Can you go 82-0?



Projected Record

76–6

A+
HISTORIC
· 103.5 pts
Share
Build Another
LJ
PG
LeBron James

LAL · 2010s

27.4
PPG
8.5
RPG
8.3
APG
1.3
SPG
0.6
BPG
VC
SG
Vince Carter

BKN · 2000s

23.6
PPG
5.8
RPG
4.7
APG
1.2
SPG
0.5
BPG
JE
SF
Julius Erving

PHI · 1980s

22.0
PPG
6.4
RPG
3.8
APG
1.8
SPG
1.6
BPG
KD
PF
Kevin Durant

OKC · 2010s

28.9
PPG
7.6
RPG
4.0
APG
1.2
SPG
1.1
BPG
K
C
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

LAL · 1970s

25.9
PPG
14.1
RPG
4.7
APG
1.3
SPG
3.6
BPG
127.8

PPG

42.3

RPG

25.5

APG

6.8

SPG

7.4
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’m almost finished!
Picture of a hand holding the book “postwar: a history of Europe since 1945” by Tony Judt
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Seeing posts of 50K+ queue lengths for this show and feeling grateful to get a chance to see it (after getting skunked on an attempt at Olivia Rodrigo tix to see with my kid a couple weeks ago). Now I just need to convice @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social to see it with me.
Order Confirmed
Order # <redacted>
 

 	
Angine de Poitrine
	Thu · Sep 17, 2026 · 8:00 PM
	Lincoln Theatre — Washington, District of Columbia
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Bored nightclub girl meme with "100 verses in ragtime" as the caption
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Well did it work for those people?
No, it never does, I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Haunted photo from The Shining where Jack Nicholson's character shows up in a picture that should have been taken long before he was born.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
You don't need to be a real estate developer to see just how valuable this space would be if it were to be sold off to his cronies. It's obvious from a satellite view!
satellite view of the Washington DC metro area, with the Beltsville Agricultural Research Center circled in Red. It's one of the few open green spaces near the capitol.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I don't know if this is actually my answer, but I never got to watch Planet of the Apes without the Simpsons ruining the ending for me.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The troll in me kind of wants this hat.
picture of a gray baseball hat with "sublime wrote scarlet begonias" on it, being written by Bart Simpson as a Grateful Dead bear.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This came up on my NYT Recipe-a-day Calendar today, and I really thought it was an April Fool’s joke at first. Happy Passover everyone!

David Malosh for The New York Times. Food Stylist: Simon Andrews.
Matzo Lasagna
By Melissa Clark
Time
1½ hr
Rating 4 ****
(1,170)
Comments 156 comments
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Seriously, don't threaten me with a good time!
Screenshot of a facebook post from Chick and Ruth's Delly in Annapolis. The post says "we heard you... and we delivered. Introducing our brand new crab cake milkshake. Available starting today" Under the post is a picture of a "milkshake" that appears to be cream of crab soup, with a crabcake on top and an old bay rim, with a straw sticking out.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Nothing (for me) tops the Hindustan Ambassador
Picture of a yellow Hindustan Ambassador taxi in Kolkata (photo by me in 2014)
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Is this eugenics?
butterfly meme guy
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is a good reminder! But to be fair, the British Olympic Committee contributes to this confusion every 2 years.
Athletes from the United Kingdom compete as part of the Great Britain and Northern Ireland Olympic Team,[1] branded "Team GB". The team is organised by the British Olympic Association, the National Olympic Committee for the UK. Team GB also represents the United Kingdom's Overseas Territories (with the exceptions of Bermuda, the British Virgin Islands, and the Cayman Islands), and the three Crown Dependencies of Guernsey, Jersey, and the Isle of Man. Athletes from Northern Ireland can choose to compete for either Great Britain or Ireland, with most choosing Ireland.[nb 1] The use of "Great Britain" over "United Kingdom" has faced criticism in Northern Ireland.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NYT Spelling Bee page showing that decile was not an accepted word
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I was curious what they meant by “cash” and they do actually want you to send them greenbacks through the international mail system.
Cash
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Computers in the 2000s were … cows?
Picture of a 2000s computer with the Gateway logo - a cube of cow print
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I was doing the same thing with GovBall this year. I haven't heard of most of these acts because I'm old, but you could make a killer single day! Lorde + Geese (should clearly be a headliner) ------------------ The Beths + Wet Leg + Amyl + Japanese Breakfast
FLUSHING MEADOWS CORONA PARK, • JUNE 5-7, 2026 
BRIDAV 
LORDE BABVKEEM 
KATSEVE PIERCE • MARIAH SCIENTIST DARE DEL WATER GAP 
KING PRINCESS • AUDREV HOBERf • TURNOVER 
ARCV DRIVE • CONFIDENCE MAN • ABSOLUTEW WHATMORE • OLD MERVS 
BACKFIRES • SCHOOL 06 ROCK QUEENS KIDS ROCK FOR KIDS 
SYRAVKIDS KAUUCWS 
• BLOOD ORANGE • WET • RAWN 
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JANE REMOVER WISP • MIDNIGHT GENERATION FLOWEROVLOUE • RADIO FREE ALICE 
VILLANELLE • CHANPAN • JADE 'EMAC • JIMMVBOV 
SUNDAV 
• GEESE • 
MULLIGAN • HUMBERSTONE *CUKERS • RACHEL 
KHAMARI • BETWEEN FRIENDS • SLAVVVTER • HEMLOCKE SPRINGS • CATES 
EVENING ELEPHANTS , AFTER • HANNAH JADAGU SCHOOL or ROCK NEW VOR 
TICKETS AT GOVBALL.COM
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
He would have gone, for obvious reasons
Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski. The dude can fucking roll, but he’s a pederast.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This Archer scene cracked me up and I always think of it when jai alai comes up
Man saying "Tomorrow I hunt the most dangerous game in the world" and Archer answers "jai alai?"
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You don’t need a car to get around, it’s like one giant parking lot!
Aerial view of Kent narrows showing multiple bars and restaurants within easy walking distance of a hotel.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It's just too perfect www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
“I feel a little bit uncomfortable with the propaganda element of this,” one member of the production team said. “But Brett Ratner was the worst part of working on this project.” That person said they weren’t aware of Ratner’s involvement until just days before filming began, and they would not have accepted the job if they’d known.
Another confirmed: “There was more talk about Brett being slimy than there was about Melania.” 
Ratner left a trail of detritus — discarded orange peels, gum wrappers — wherever he went on set. “He did actually chew a piece of gum and throw it in a coffee cup on my cart,” one person said, [but] “didn’t acknowledge my existence for even one nanosecond.”
Another recalled a long day during which the crew wasn’t allowed to break for meals, and no outside food was allowed to be brought into the space where filming was taking place. “Brett, unknowingly or maliciously, got his own food, went up there, was just eating it and just licking his fingers in grubbiest way possible, either being a dick or [having] no awareness whatsoever to the fact that everybody else is working and no one’s eating,” one person recalled.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
iPhone lock screen showing Nyhavn in Copenhagen
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Interesting- I got a better headline on my push notification

Breaking News
Scott Adams, whose comic strip
"Dilbert" was a sensation until he made racist comments on his podcast, has died at 68.
42m ago
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Apparently there are quite a few!
Australia [edit ]
. Severn River (New South Wales)
. Severn River (Queensland)

Canada [edit ]
. Severn River (central Ontario)
. Severn River (northern Ontario)

New Zealand [ edit ]
. Severn River (New Zealand)

United Kingdom [ edit ]
. River Severn, the longest river in the United Kingdom
. Severn Estuary, the estuary of that river
. Bristol Channel, also known as the Severn Sea, the stretch of water to the west of the estuary
. River Seven, a river in North Yorkshire, England

United States [edit ]
. Severn River (Maryland)
Severn River (Virginia)
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The Severn River! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severn_...
Photo of the U.S. Naval Academy Bridge crossing the Severn River in Annapolis, Maryland. This photo was taken by David Podgor on August 3, 2007.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Excuse me, what?
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Starbucks has a giant celebrity marketing campaign currently happening that’s centered around stupid added protein shit! What are they talking about??
Pop off with Khloé Kardashian + Khloud

Pro(tein) Tips with Khloe
Khloé Kardashian is sharing her favorite protein-packed duo with us. Try Khloud popcorn with her secret menu drink, now available at our cafés.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Baltimore folks, highly recommend the Amy Sherald exhibit at the BMA. The Breonna Taylor portrait - whew. What a punch in the gut
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I think about this Kurt Vonnegut poem often
JOE HELLER
True story, Word of Honor:
Joseph Heller, an important and funny writer
now dead,
and I were at a party given by a billionaire on Shelter Island.
I said, "Joe, how does it make you feel to know that our host only yesterday may have made more money than your novel 'Catch-22' has earned in its entire history?" And Joe said, "I've got something he can never have."
And I said, "What on earth could that be, Joe?"
And Joe said, "The knowledge that I've got enough."
Not bad! Rest in peace!
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Sam Eliot in The Big Lebowski saying “say friend, you got any of that good root beer with juice in it”
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Coincidentally just got back from Whole Foods
A paper bag filled with hazelnuts
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Details here: www.lawdork.com/p/11-reasons...
Second, the prosecutor told the grand jury that there was [redacted]. That statement clearly suggested to the grand jury that they did not have to rely on the record before them to determine probable cause but could be assured the government had more evidence - perhaps better evidence - that would be presented at trial.
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Brien @briench.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I see what you did there, and I appreciate it
Foreplay/Long Time
1977 single by Boston
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