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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 4h

Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 9h

so fucking tired of this shit

I own and operate StrategyWiki. We're very careful about who we promote to admin positions. When you promote someone and the first thing they do is delete a valid page contributed in good faith, that's usually a pretty bad sign. See User_talk:Sheeza‎ for more context. Procyon (talk) 09:52, 8 October 2026 (UTC)

I own and operate The Cutting Room Floor and Data Crystal; you might be familiar with them. You must have, somehow, missed our stance on using LLMs in any way whatsoever. Which is understandable, since you're using LLMs.
Sheeza was promoted explicitly to delete that page, because it was LLM-assisted. You got cause-and-effect backwards. They did not come after your page because they were promoted. It was identified as LLM slop, which it is.
"All of the discovery and work to figure this out is my own. But in order to format all of this data, of course I used an LLM. That's what they're for. There's no way I could have done it otherwise."
If you've seriously owned and operated a wiki and you still need to beg the slop machine to format a table, I am frankly at a loss for words to express my utter disappointment in you, and this really, really sours my opinion of StrategyWiki. --Xkeeper (talk) 18:29, 8 October 2026 (UTC)

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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 3h

im mad

employer saying "Sorry to hear you're struggling. Why don't you tailor up that resume a bit more and submit at least 100 more applications in the next 2 hours? Maybe then you'll be on par with her!"

Points to a robot making a very poor imitation of a cog (catdog)

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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 3h

i drew this in 2024 and I'm not sure why

Blaze the Cat stands like a lost child in the middle of walmart. Sonic stares back at her with a smirking, toothy, open-mouthed smile, looking a bit like if someone sculpted him perfectly in clay. And then someone else punched the sculpture in irrational anger and tried, in vain, to fix it afterward.

"no pockets, huh bitch? i mean blaze? sorry" he says, with his hands in his pockets. Blaze is crying, with a weak and pathetic look on her face, teeth gritted, ponytail stubby and stupid. what? yeah Sonic's hands are in his pockets. what

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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 12h

when you have the lightsphere, starsphere, geodphere, darksphere and lifesphere with the ability to finally slay Medeus

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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 10h

new youtube update adds this disclaimer to every video thats now 10+ years old just to be safe

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sheria (VGEN OPEN!!) @diarahan.bsky.social · 11h

YOUR WHAT????????????????🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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great and powerful vincent @getmoneyghoul.bsky.social · 5h

Diabolical reaction image

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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 11h

THEN WHY USE IT

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Trace @tracedinairao3.bsky.social · 6h

Every single time I see these two on screen in Part 1 this is all I can think of #fefw #fireemblemfortunesweave #solel #thestupidestmantoeverlive

the "don't worry kitten" meme but it's Iliana telling Solel not to worry about the cursed weapons in the Heroic Games

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Isometric Pixel @isometricpixel.bsky.social · 11h

this is my vent art

A crudely drawn image depicting a message from a user named "comm artist" (shortening of commission artist). The message reads "So sorry for taking 8 months to start your sketch. I'm working on it right now, promise." The message is partially obstructed by a Steam notification reading "comm artist is playing Overwatch"

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h

Ossoff says that Mike Collins has "hired half the Third Reich to staff your congressional office"

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 9h

this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 12h

BREAKING: Man eats meal

Olivia Reingold @Olivia_Reingold
X.com
How Zohran Mamdani is commemorating
October 7: eating at Hinds Hall, a Palestinian restaurant in NYC.

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 4h

the morality of the livestreamed execution side of thing is obviously heinous, but I'm also curious re: the logsitic pandora's box that's gonna open in terms of "who is hosting it? are posting links allowed? are these chuds going to attempt to vibecode their own streaming platform by december?"

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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 6h

Baby boomers hate this One Weird Trick

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LRKS @lrksart.bsky.social · 7h

Peach finds a strange powerup! Or powerdown?

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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 10h

After years of trans girls telling me that they see themselves in my fat Kobeni art, I am now seeing black trans girls tell me that they see themselves in my fat black Kobeni art

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leda and such @taliursu.bsky.social · 7h

what makes this S tier ragebait is that it doesn’t even make sense

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ombwie1 @ombwie.bsky.social · 5h

Meat n buns 39

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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 4h

rub your boner against your bed thursday

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 5h

a livestreamed execution is just a lynching

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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 3h

y'ever stop to think about how Yoko Shimamura is a fucking genius?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026

‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit theonion.com/ted-lasso-fans-told-th…

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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026

“Holy shit, I didn’t think things could be any more amazing than they already were after drinking a couple beers and splitting some nachos, but then right at the end—bang!—he throws out ‘It’s been real’ and sends me straight to nirvana.” — Josh Mankowitz, hangout participant

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Phrase ‘It’s Been Real’ Pushes Already Great Hangout With Friend Into Heretofore Unknown Levels Of Bliss

BATON ROUGE, LA—Enhancing the top-tier socializing in ways that would have seemed impossible just moments previously, the phrase “It’s been real” pushed an already great hangout with a friend into her...

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Gregster @gregster1998.bsky.social · 13h

Best Dante line lol

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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 7h

COULD IT BE THE UNMITIGATED HOMOPHOBIA AND GENDERED VIOLENCE UNDER A FASCIST REGIME?

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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 7h

jonathan blow is a demonic spirit who only exists to make the people who liked The Witness miserable for liking it

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 11h

I cannot stress enough how much tech guys have Always Been Like This. even before AI they were like this. they are simply bad people and bad parents.

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Norasuko🔞 @norasuko.bsky.social · 13h

Roommates (Pages 1 and 2) 😘

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 10h

happy international lesbian day. thinking about two of the greats

discord screenshot

person 1: i need a girl to kiss
person 2: do you think that just because you're lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetic

tumblr posts:
person 1: can you trigger tag 'lesbians' please
person 2: no but i can hit you with my car

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h

The Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder.

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Windmill ❄️🌪️ @windmill-g.bsky.social · 11h

Pay your debts on time. Don't be like her 💢 Wiz - Konosuba!

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13h

i don't want to parent my shitty kids either that's why i didn't have any

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Distr @distr.bsky.social · 12h

Would you be able to beat Dark Souls with Jane Doe's support? Animation practicing... full you know where #ZenlessZoneZero If you wish to support or see alts: www.patreon.com/distr

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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 8h

Democrats will never learn.

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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 10h

Witches (2021)🖤🧡 see more⤵️ www.patreon.com/cw/wintonkidd #nsfwart #pinup #witch

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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 9h

Donald Trump posted on Truth Social calling Dr Annie Andrews a transphobic slur this week, and her response is to ensure everyone knows she hates trans people too. Christ, the Democrats are fucking pathetic.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 9h

the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it

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