iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

the supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time"

282840643

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 10h

tried to buy a breakfast sandwich at work today and discovered the cafeteria requires staff to scan a QR code, create an online account, and deposit money into it in order to make a purchase instead of using cash every day I get closer to becoming Dennis Reynolds youtu.be/mzb355qT8RI?...

youtu.be

Dennis Orders a Boba Tea - Scene | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia | FX

YouTube video by FX Networks

120

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 11h

Hahaha the Hatch Act is meaningless (if you’re a Republican just like every other rule, norm, and law). Good times. For some.

21718141

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 12h

this is an excellent comparison if you ignore the fact that Biden *did* step aside

010

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 12h

Man fuck all the way off with this and how it paints Lane Johnson and mental health

11682

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 15h

GOP: $200 to heckle a Dem speaker? MAGA: <eagerly takes the money> DNC: $200 to heckle a GOP speaker? Democrat: seems steep but sure <hands over money>

010

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 15h

this is where the right wing "paid protestors" talking point comes from - conservatives can't fathom doing something simply because you believe it's the right thing to do. for them everything has to be a transaction with a reward for acting, and they assume everyone else feels the way they do.

120

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 16h

“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”

1211581175

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

right about now, the funk soul brother

check it out now, the funk soul brother

right about now, the funk soul brother

check it out now, the funk soul brother

110103012347

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

jam @socialistboat.dad · 06/10/2026

(scientist whose job it is to name newly discovered pokemon) I think I am just gonna name this one the thing it says

0875207

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Brynn Tannehill @brynntannehill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What is the middle ground between "trans people must be eradicated for the good of the nation" and "I don't want to be eradicated"? Half eradicated and half kept for experiments? Been trying to convince these people I'm human for 15 years with no success. Don't break bread with Nazis. No point.

722555

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026

If Democrats think winning back congress this year and the presidency in 2028 is enough, they are sorely mistaken. We'll be right back where we're at in 2032 with an even more fascist and white supremacist Republican party. It's not enough to win power.

381514336

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Huge. Pre-internet, this was pretty much the only way to find out which episodes you hadn’t seen, if any. (Mine was ‘Lemon of Troy.’)

6745

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh my Keon Coleman

4563

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I legitimately don’t understand how that wasn’t a Patriots fumble

010

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Watching the commentators say "The Bills are one of the best teams in the league" still feels like watching a movie that uses little tv clips of things that would never happen in real life to establish that it's set in a parallel universe

281

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

41120203121

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"

222422381

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Listening to Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit wave away the sexual assault charges against DeShaun Watson — even saying “winning is the best deodorant” — was pretty jarring, especially this week.

1001457295

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

he loses his train of thought and begins rambling four sentences in; it's remarkable

011

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026

good the court has upended the rights and freedom of millions of people and declared donald trump of all people an untouchable god-king whose every feeling must be coddled they deserve to be miserable

251840351

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

finally someone standing up for classic car collectors

030

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So I’ve been a lifelong Red Sox fan, but — like a lot of us — I never got over the Mookie Betts trade. My feelings about the team have been conflicted since then, and they haven’t given me much reason to come back.. firing Alex Cora and his whole staff hurt. (Even if the results were good.)

221404

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“democrats fail” no republicans wiped their fucking asses with the constitution

010

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026

eric miller here to end any hope of a comeback two nights in a row goodnight, red sox, please come back with an offense next year

6972

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.

443847913

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Still kind of inconceivable how many people died or will die because of the death of USAID. And the world’s richest man did it almost as a joke

631972389

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

imagine having him in your lineup and letting him walk away

000

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my school has two english teachers sharing a single dvd of “the crucible” but we’re fully stocked on hormones #priorities

040

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"if I ran any country" said the current president of the united states who is definitely of sound mind and not senile at all

020

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

so just to be clear the same previous administration that gets blamed for every current economic failure also just left 60 billion dollars lying around

001

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

admitting that you're a completely ineffective failure at your job and then just going back to that job is quite the racket

000

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I genuinely don’t understand how Roman Anthony hurts himself so often when doing absolutely nothing

000

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.

273128232110

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the insistence on doubling down after he’s been proven wrong is really the icing on the cake here

100

Brian “Cannonball” Phares @brianphares.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

similarly, my mom is signing an executive order calling all video games "nintendos"

010

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This dude was an incredible talent, legitimately scary-seeming and crisp. Too young, as always

0464

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Holy shit, Pac died? What the hell...

All Elite Wrestling
@AEW

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin
Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley
began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling
organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-
flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite
Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed
in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our
condolences go out to Satterley's family, friends and fans.

Follow

IN MEMORIAM
"PAC"
BENJAMIN
SATTERLEY
1986 - 2026

8:06 PM . Sep 27, 2026 . 18.3K Views

1427688

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This Steve Kornacki election night schtick reimagined to prod people into last minute bets is among the most tiresome bits in NFL media

1328125

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 27/09/2026

Accusing people who don't live in your little cultural bubble of feigning ignorance about a pop song is, amusingly, a spectacular display of actual ignorance of how big and varied the world is.

Excerpt from Rolling Stone:

At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "Choosin' Texas" or Langley, it may say more about the listener than the song. Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. With incessant news coverage alongside chart and playlist presence, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance on this one. Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people say they haven't heard the song and feel the need to make it known: cultural cachet.

7346041

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

context. sentiment. inferences. People seriously cannot do these things anymore. That’s why they angrily demand you spell out every joke, every reference, super duper promise you mean something only this one prescribed way. They cannot do it for themselves or tolerate the any ambiguity.

213379832

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.

8146941173

Reposted by Brian “Cannonball” Phares

The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

RP with your home river

3162