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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: DuJour will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. A spokesman for the band stated: "'DuJour' means 'Free Palestine'"

The band DuJour from the Josie and the Pussycats movie

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My favorite Jamaican food truck just put up a hideous AI generated menu sign. My disappoint, immeasurable. My day, ruined.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I can’t wait to Rickroll all of Hyrule nonstop on my ocarina. They’re gonna run Link out on a rail.

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ceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024

My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

More and more when I see the latest triple-A video game studio offering, I find myself saying, "If you want to make a movie, just make a movie." Sure, it has an insane amount of polish and is technically impressive, but the gameplay looks like an afterthought. This isn't just a GTA6 problem.

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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.

“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”

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schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton should get a holiday

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I am sat for The Odyssey. FIX ME, CHRISTOPHER NOLAN.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This looks EXCELLENT. Gorgeous animation and the music brought a tear to my eye. Too bad @paramountpictures.bsky.social made the boneheaded decision not to put this in theaters. youtu.be/7b20GRFZBFE?...

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Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender | Official Movie Trailer | Paramount+ | Avatar

YouTube video by Avatar Legends

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If you're not outraged, you should be

A horse running through a river, looking how men should look

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

You know she’s gonna write some song about getting married in a garden, right?

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I don’t really post on here much, but I just wanted to scream from the rooftops that you should all read Dungeon Crawer Carl before the series comes out. Thank me later. Those books absolutely rip.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Return of the King. Bill Wurtz has returned after a four year hiatus, and it's like he never left. The mad scientist of music is back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH_C...

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i'm going off the map

YouTube video by bill wurtz

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

As an Oregonian, the trailer for Wildwood made me levitate. WOW.

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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Happy fucking FURY ROAD day for all who celebrate.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Just listening to the the upcoming Star Fox game’s music on the Nintendo app and having a little teary moment. Don’t mind me. This has been so lovingly orchestrated and crafted. Getting me right in the nostalgia.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey will fix me.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I now have a Bandcamp page. If you're looking for a way to support what I do that goes beyond streaming, this is by far the best way. It's going to take a little bit of time for all of my albums to make their way there, but I am working hard to get them all on there. brianmetolius.bandcamp.com

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Brian Metolius is a composer and lyricist, writing works and telling stories for theater, film, and new media.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Hypenology, Vol. 3 is now released on your favorite streaming platform. The Hypenology series, the soundtrack to the previous season of the @patrickhwillems.bsky.social channel is now complete. Volumes 1, 2, and now 3 are all available.

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

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Patrick Willems @patrickhwillems.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

The Rise And Fall Of Music Videos the start of our new season, one of my favorite things we've ever made, now out on YouTube youtu.be/pQB2mvUvROw

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The Death Of The Music Video-to-Cinema Pipeline (Season Premiere)

YouTube video by Patrick (H) Willems

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Well, that makes two perfect seasons in a row for The Pitt. Loved every single episode!

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Makes sense. Albania is the NY of the Balkan peninsula.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Have you ever reverse engineered a track so well for a parody that youtube and your music distributor both flag it for illegal use of samples? Once again, I am a victim of my own success.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Have you ever been so hungry that you just absentmindedly google “pizza”?

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Project Hail Mary is one of those movies that I know I’m going to come back to time and time again. It’s really special.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Just a straightforward tale about a man that hates an animal.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Best score moment of the year: One Battle After Another when the piano quoted the Wicked Witch theme from The Wizard of Oz when the police appeared

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Why are there so many synthesizer instructional videos that look like they're filmed in the style of that scene in the Dark Knight when the Jokes tortures that Batman impersonator?

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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

one of my all-time favorite weird and wonderful shows - DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED - is now on dropout! full web series now; TV series (which less people have seen) over the course of the next few months. big thanks to blink industries, becky, and joe for their faith in us.

Key art for "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" on Dropout shows its title along with its three principal puppet characters in picture frames.

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

-Finding Nemo -Remember the Titans -Cool Runnings -Hercules (en Español) -Lorenzo’s Oil

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Very unlikely I would have watched this unless they Streisanded themselves. Oops!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/02/2026

This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

How much money would you pay to watch a 5 second clip of an unauthorized image of Brad Pitt punching an unauthorized image of Tom Cruise? We don’t really have to answer because it’s free on social media. Think people.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

It’s crazy that the Olympics are cashing in on Heated Rivalry popularity by making the game of “hockey” real. Shameless, really.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I have become increasingly of the mind that my cell phone does nothing of value of me, and I would love nothing more than to throw it into the sea. I am privileged enough to not have a “real job”, and a lot of stuff I need to do I can do on a computer.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Do not ever tell me resistance doesn’t work. Now is the time to keep the pressure up. Impeachment of Noem should need next.

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