iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: DuJour will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. A spokesman for the band stated: "'DuJour' means 'Free Palestine'"

The band DuJour from the Josie and the Pussycats movie

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My favorite Jamaican food truck just put up a hideous AI generated menu sign. My disappoint, immeasurable. My day, ruined.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I can’t wait to Rickroll all of Hyrule nonstop on my ocarina. They’re gonna run Link out on a rail.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

SAME. I'm also looking forward to creating hot nonsense with that ocarina app

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ceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024

My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I can smell this picture, and it’s making me hungry.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

More and more when I see the latest triple-A video game studio offering, I find myself saying, "If you want to make a movie, just make a movie." Sure, it has an insane amount of polish and is technically impressive, but the gameplay looks like an afterthought. This isn't just a GTA6 problem.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Ah, it’s nice to meet a fellow scholar.

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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.

“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”

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schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton should get a holiday

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Pretty sure it’s a Moog synth with the “glide” function turned up a bit to sync with the rhythm needed. The waves have been shaped to mimic a “whistle” wave form. Slight delay.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I am sat for The Odyssey. FIX ME, CHRISTOPHER NOLAN.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This looks EXCELLENT. Gorgeous animation and the music brought a tear to my eye. Too bad @paramountpictures.bsky.social made the boneheaded decision not to put this in theaters. youtu.be/7b20GRFZBFE?...

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Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender | Official Movie Trailer | Paramount+ | Avatar

YouTube video by Avatar Legends

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If you're not outraged, you should be

A horse running through a river, looking how men should look

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

You know she’s gonna write some song about getting married in a garden, right?

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

How can this sentiment be so incredibly niche and also make me feel so incredibly seen? Glad it’s not just me. lol

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I don’t really post on here much, but I just wanted to scream from the rooftops that you should all read Dungeon Crawer Carl before the series comes out. Thank me later. Those books absolutely rip.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Thank you for reposting this banger. I will be following along with my own re-watches.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Return of the King. Bill Wurtz has returned after a four year hiatus, and it's like he never left. The mad scientist of music is back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH_C...

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i'm going off the map

YouTube video by bill wurtz

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

As an Oregonian, the trailer for Wildwood made me levitate. WOW.

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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Happy fucking FURY ROAD day for all who celebrate.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Woah. Didn’t know I was making YOUR dream come true, too.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Because dreams really do come true.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I will be on a rollercoaster and remember I’m missing a class?

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Just listening to the the upcoming Star Fox game’s music on the Nintendo app and having a little teary moment. Don’t mind me. This has been so lovingly orchestrated and crafted. Getting me right in the nostalgia.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey will fix me.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I want to use the Bandcamp for more than just my discography. It's the perfect place to upload music that wouldn't make sense to put on streaming services. Think one-offs and some stranger releases. Is there anything you'd like to hear there? Let me know.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

You don't have to buy anything there, but a follow on Bandcamp would be really appreciated. I promise I won't blow up your inboxes. That's not my style.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I now have a Bandcamp page. If you're looking for a way to support what I do that goes beyond streaming, this is by far the best way. It's going to take a little bit of time for all of my albums to make their way there, but I am working hard to get them all on there. brianmetolius.bandcamp.com

brianmetolius.bandcamp.com

Brian Metolius

Brian Metolius is a composer and lyricist, writing works and telling stories for theater, film, and new media.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Anyway, several more emails later and it’s all available for you to listen to anywhere. Music forever, AI sucks. Thank you all!

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

So my parody song where I played all the instruments (shout out to Chloe Holgate’s amazing vocals) was too good. It tricked AI into thinking it was a sample and intellectual property theft. We all know AI is bullshit and a scam, but I’m also going to pat myself on the back for this one.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I kept getting auto responses while I tried explaining what parody was and how it was protected by the first amendment. Blah blah blah. Finally I got through to a human and they explained that their AI flagged my song because it was convinced I sampled the LDR song

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Fun fact, this was supposed to be out a lot sooner, but a certain company that will remain nameless refused to post the album because they were convinced I sampled Lana Del Rey’s Video Games. Talking with their customer service was a pain…

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Hypenology, Vol. 3 is now released on your favorite streaming platform. The Hypenology series, the soundtrack to the previous season of the @patrickhwillems.bsky.social channel is now complete. Volumes 1, 2, and now 3 are all available.

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

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Brian Metolius @brianmetolius.bsky.social · 18/04/2026