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@bretdawson.bsky.social
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hey lets all have good fun together on the computer why not

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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
good product idea kombucha "with the dad"
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As stated
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Boy I tell ya there's nothing more exciting than seeing what's new in Chrome
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
More stories, less lore
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In @thestar.com I write about how to reimagine & continue Ford's very Trumpy, absurd & ridiculous bike lane war: don't feel lonely (there's more cyclists everyday); protests will grow (note to engineering firms & drivers); it's a culture war (facts, science & good faith don't matter). Let's go.
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Shawn Micallef: Doug Ford has waged a Trump-like war on bike lanes. Here’s how Toronto can fight back
Ford’s war on bike lanes is a culture war. From protests to narrowing roads, here is how Toronto can fight back.
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
experimenting with spelling I need a toilet immoediately
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wranch
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
hot tears are the diarrhea of the heart
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Staying up late 2nite to watch the fridge die. Hope it hangs in there
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Marit Stiles @maritstilesndp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is horrific. Please stay away from the area and stay home if you can. First responders, including Toronto police, are on site. Again, please listen to the police as this is ongoing.
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Marit Stiles @maritstilesndp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I am thinking of the two lives lost and others who were injured and traumatized by the violence this evening on St .Clair West, just a short walk from my home. My family and I are safe, but I can’t imagine what the families of the victims are experiencing tonight.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
to me, the wettest food is: soup
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
All you deep fakers using my head on your AI generated bodies, or my body on your AI generated heads: cut it out. Just tickle yourself in shame like a normal ass person and leave my beautiful image out of it. *Using ur imagination about my beautiful image is still fine*
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Blues takes first place for the kind of music where the singer is most likely to tell you what happened when they woke up this morning.
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
My goodness, what three genius ideas Angine de Poitrine came up with: 1. What if rock music was hilarious 2. What if math rock was danceable 3. What if prog rock had a good time
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 21/03/2026
new newsletter (finally): buttondown.com/dorian/archi...
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Slop-Machine Future
The arc of large language models is mediocre, and it bends toward “target procurement”.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format
a series of pictures of agent scully from the hit television series "the x-files" wearing glasses. each picture gradually has a slightly more serious expression and more dramatic lighting
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Angine de Poitrine is answer to four questions: 1. What if math rock was good? 2. What if it was funny? 3. What if it was danceable as hell? 4. What if it had puppets?
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I hope you have a very happy birthday
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Just having Saskatchefun
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
AGEaaGS
A sign on a counter: "Attention Pet Parents: As per the Saskatchewan Veterinary Medical Association we are no longer able to offer anal gland expression as a grooming service. Anal glands must be expressed only by veterinary practitioner."
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
to me, one of the best desserts is: cake
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
gosh mixed doubles curling is the best sport
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Evan Solomon got his job by being good at chatgpt didn't he
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
lots of tears this morning at cowboy church of tarrant county
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Block instantly.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
i guess we doin torrents now
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
tercel
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 28/10/2025
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Whoever Has The Most Fun Wins: The Toronto Blue Jays Story
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
This week felt like someone ran a blacklight over the hotel bedspread of politics and it all came up smeary swastikas
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/10/2025
notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important
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Peter Counter, Nightmare Host @peterbcounter.com · 25/09/2025
The government elected to save us from annexation can't even keep the mail going.
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m. r. sauter @oddletters.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
man remember when we were all mad that horse_ebooks *wasnt* AI
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
artists you need to remember your compatriots are not collectors and gallerists and curators, they are people that make porno and people that cook food. stand with fellow people that work at night
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
They should make an action movie featuring characters drawn from Marvel Comics' rich history of super-powered heroes and villains. 💡
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Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
this is why aerosol ham is not nearly enough. the world requires aerosol steak.
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
tryna decide whether i'm mini manning or he's lil bret
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
are john and joyce carol related
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
i have no spout and i must pee
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
bulls welcome
sign on a shelf in a china shop reads "please feel free to handle our pottery - accidental breakage is our responsibility"
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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
goals
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 28/04/2025
With all sincerity, Elections Canada is a national treasure. - Voting typically takes less than 15 minutes - We make it easy for citizens to vote, without cumbersome registration hurdles - We have every reason to trust that ballots will be counted fairly, and results reported swiftly
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
thought of a good public service announcement a few years too late "unfortunately her majesty will not be joining us because diarrhea"
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I WOULD BE GAY
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Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
considered doing a post, decided against
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