Reposted by BretWolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Boy I tell ya there's nothing more exciting than seeing what's new in Chrome 4261
Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Aw yeah, the joke that united Grimes and Elon Musk in true love 000
Reposted by BretShawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 05/09/2026In @thestar.com I write about how to reimagine & continue Ford's very Trumpy, absurd & ridiculous bike lane war: don't feel lonely (there's more cyclists everyday); protests will grow (note to engineering firms & drivers); it's a culture war (facts, science & good faith don't matter). Let's go.thestar.comShawn Micallef: Doug Ford has waged a Trump-like war on bike lanes. Here’s how Toronto can fight backFord’s war on bike lanes is a culture war. From protests to narrowing roads, here is how Toronto can fight back. 1018773
Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026experimenting with spelling I need a toilet immoediately 001
Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Staying up late 2nite to watch the fridge die. Hope it hangs in there 000
Reposted by BretMarit Stiles @maritstilesndp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026 This is horrific. Please stay away from the area and stay home if you can. First responders, including Toronto police, are on site. Again, please listen to the police as this is ongoing. 0296
Reposted by BretMarit Stiles @maritstilesndp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I am thinking of the two lives lost and others who were injured and traumatized by the violence this evening on St .Clair West, just a short walk from my home. My family and I are safe, but I can’t imagine what the families of the victims are experiencing tonight. 36412
Reposted by BretJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory 6292362070
Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026All you deep fakers using my head on your AI generated bodies, or my body on your AI generated heads: cut it out. Just tickle yourself in shame like a normal ass person and leave my beautiful image out of it. *Using ur imagination about my beautiful image is still fine* 010
Reposted by BretWolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Blues takes first place for the kind of music where the singer is most likely to tell you what happened when they woke up this morning. 0395
Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026My goodness, what three genius ideas Angine de Poitrine came up with: 1. What if rock music was hilarious 2. What if math rock was danceable 3. What if prog rock had a good time 010
Reposted by Bretdorian @doriantaylor.com · 21/03/2026new newsletter (finally): buttondown.com/dorian/archi...buttondown.comSlop-Machine FutureThe arc of large language models is mediocre, and it bends toward “target procurement”. 2238
Reposted by BretTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/03/2026formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format 16139433450
Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Angine de Poitrine is answer to four questions: 1. What if math rock was good? 2. What if it was funny? 3. What if it was danceable as hell? 4. What if it had puppets? 021
Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Evan Solomon got his job by being good at chatgpt didn't he 000
Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 01/02/2026lots of tears this morning at cowboy church of tarrant county 000
Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Sixty years ahead o' its time daddytypes.com/2009/09/14/o...daddytypes.comO' I Wish I Were An Oscar Mayer Sack O' Sauce In A Can O' Meat - Daddy Types 110
Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026"into darkness" was a terrible movie but they way they did the warp stretchy-enterprise with a dolly zoom was super great 050
Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 23/01/2026good lord she has a wikipedia page and everything is so PAINFULLY stupid 100
Reposted by Bretpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/12/2025This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron 1343121302
Reposted by BretTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5 5573559218058
Reposted by BretMathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 28/10/2025This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball 4153941057
Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Whoever Has The Most Fun Wins: The Toronto Blue Jays Story 042
Reposted by BretGremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 22/10/2025This week felt like someone ran a blacklight over the hotel bedspread of politics and it all came up smeary swastikas 111030179
Reposted by BretMicah @rincewind.run · 18/10/2025notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important 49146583690
Reposted by BretPeter Counter, Nightmare Host @peterbcounter.com · 25/09/2025The government elected to save us from annexation can't even keep the mail going. 1101
Reposted by Bretm. r. sauter @oddletters.bsky.social · 31/07/2025man remember when we were all mad that horse_ebooks *wasnt* AI 24313
Reposted by Bretbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/07/2025artists you need to remember your compatriots are not collectors and gallerists and curators, they are people that make porno and people that cook food. stand with fellow people that work at night 6845181
Bret @bretdawson.bsky.social · 26/07/2025you'd think you would have had enough of silly love songs 000
