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Brent Bisgård

@brentbisgard.bsky.social
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Your favorite old guy on the bird app.

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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Heya everybody, Yesterday, while approaching the 'stead, I saw the resident roadrunner for the first time this year. Apologies for the obstructed view, may this find you well. Love, Brent
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Wet down the foliage, folks. youtu.be/r9jwGansp1E?...
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Mandolin Orange - Wildfire - 11/2/2016 - Paste Studios, New York, NY
YouTube video by Paste Magazine
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The kites are making their springtime trip across our region. I have found that they rather enjoy hunting dragonflies. youtu.be/mFIKhSajO9I?...
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A Springtime Trio of Mississippi Kites
YouTube video by Brent Bisgard (SpankyNek)
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Volunteer Pie Pumpkin
The first orange bloom, partially opened, is pictured, nestled within iys green, spade-shaped foliage.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Anole
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
That Dire Wolf announcement got me thinking... If a Serpentor 2.0 project were to materialize in 2025...whose genetic material would be a part of the the toxic soup that spawned him?
GI Joe Villain, Serpentor. A genetic experiment humanoid crafted from the genetic material of the most diabolical in Earth's history.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Elon Musk is a Cretin.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Morning playtime with Betty. Perspective is flipped, sorry for any nausea.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Vicarious greetings from the pair of cardinals that visit me every day.
A male and female cardinal sit atop a fence and a wooden structure erected to recieve pole beans, respectively.
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
high emotional intelligence (derogatory)
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Thinking of you, @edwardodell.bsky.social
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Here is the referenced material. I am an old.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
A Morning Minute with a Magnificent Mockingjay. (Magnanimous, though far away)
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
A Bluebird and Titmouse Sing Serenade For an Airliner's Afternoon Flyover Above a Still Present Moon
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Good Evening, All.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Still time in the public commenting phase...make your mark!
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Considering my first prune for this Maple. My first inclination is to leave the low growth for at least another year and to head off the competing leaders. (Pics below) Any recommendations in support, or to the contrary? Proposed cuts in final image.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Having some on hand made snow ice cream an absolute breeze!
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It's, honestly, rather delightful. The following recipe is my neighbor's...I omit the meringue, but it's worth it, if you're into that. I prefer it chilled, served with a warm pastry.
1/2 Gallon whole milk
3 cans Evaporated milk
6 eggs, separated
2 T Vanilla
2/3 c. Sugar 

Add milk and evaporated milk to pot over medium heat. In two separate bowls, separate eggs. Add sugar to the yolks and cream until it looks like pancake mix. Put a small amount of heated milk into a cup and add small amount of egg mixture to test if it melts smoothly. Slowly add egg mixture to the milk. Stir well and lower fire until almost out. Add vanilla, and correct sweetness, if necessary. Beat egg whites until firm, and then add sugar slowly until firm. Spoon clouds of meringue into milk and fold once
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Gimme your honest, emotional response to the following foodstuff: "Drinking Custard"
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Friday Vibes
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Good Mornin' (As Delivered via Betty's Oral Fixation. Recommend Sound.)
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I would bet that the actuaries working each side of a CEO's compensation package factor in the possible mortal danger of becoming the company face. I would also bet that most CEO candidates were oblivious of that reality until earlier today.
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
late night conversations hit different in the living room pit
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
He returned the folded hanky to his pocket, having successfully daubed the Strawberry Boost from his moustache.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Hey Terry...fuck you.
A 1980s Drug PSA poster.
It reads:
This
Thanksgiving
remember the
cranberry sauce,
but forget the
Marijuana
Terry was convinced to take a "toke"
of a joint with his friend "just to relax
Immediately after, Terry killed his
friend who had given him the
marijuana in a murderous craze.
Not so safe, is it?


Marijuana.
Not Even Once
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CromDeluise @cromdeluise.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
youtu.be/8U8WUeS1-qI?...
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Peter Cetera - Little Danson Man (Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!)
YouTube video by Peter Montag
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Anyone else have a story related to missing out on something because of being grounded? Somewhere in Mom's attic sits an unused ticket to see Shonen Knife and The Breeders open for Nirvana at the Travel & Tourism building, OK State Fairgrounds. Less than 4 months later, Kurt was gone.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Made it to 50, naysayers!
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Trying not to become G. Gordon Liddy before Thanksgiving.
Watergate Salad, stored in the Cool Whip container, as is custom.
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I created this account but am not sure I will remember the pw
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Check this shit out:
A piping hot canned biscuit (Pillsbury Grands! Original Flaky Layers, to be precise) has been recently split and brushed with salted Kerrygold Irish Butter. Applied, in the center, a cold spoonful of a pineapple preserve/pie filling, made from canned fruit.
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CourtesyBot @courtesybot.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
miss yall
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I look like this, now.
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Alan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
New hero just dropped
The old man who went viral in China for making dry sandwiches
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Betty's Catnip habit is reaching Betel Nut levels of depravity.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
A tiny bit of forgotten OKC Iconography.
The Waving Cowboy Neon Sign from The Winchester Drive In on S. Western.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
A favorite bookend of the decade:
Album art for The Soft Bulletin by the Flaming Lips.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Bluesky is dense...the atomic weight, here, heavy metals. I am trying to establish old connections, carving through the matrices, but it dulls the blade so rapidly. Will endeavor again, tomorrow.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Sending a batsignal to @twittermarv.bsky.social In the early 80s, I remember there was a pianist that had specials on PBS with a white grand and patriotic bunting everywhere. May have worn some kind of haberdashery. For vibe, think Randy Newman had a baby with The Music Man while Keillor watched
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Small Gray Games @smallgraygames.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Devlog #15 for #SouthOfTheMarch is up! This one's about plans for an upcoming demo, launching a Steam page, and the various professional/legal quandaries that have left me dragging my feet there. #IndieGame #IndieDev #VisualNovel #RPG #JRPG smallgraygames.itch.io/south-of-the...
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Devlog #15: Demo Plans & Additional Platforms
Progress Updates Most of the work over the last few weeks has been dedicated to: More fleshing out of skills Filling out early content Most of this has had to do with cleaning up and fleshing out the....
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I think I’ve signed one. So find that one.
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If the "right wing" of this country has a legitimate ax to grind, wrt: virtue signaling, please explain modern Country Music. THX.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
in the supermarket there’s a dozen eggs for $9, also a dozen eggs for $2.50. It’s a chose your own adventure for how much you want to blow past your budget and it’s for every item. In a small way you get what you pay for, but 90% of this’s just companies going after idiots And business is boomin.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
oh you're hanging out with friends again?? ok well.. enjoy your echo chamber. i will be out with my enemies having a productive and intellectually enriching night of angrily stating and restating our standpoints on today's most important issues
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Roy Orbison voice: 🎶 Only Bologna
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Brent Bisgård @brentbisgard.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Forcing players to complete the mundane tasks in order to get the true Knightfall Protocol ending in Arkham Knight was based af.
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Bob Scott @thatmanbobscott.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
𝗣𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗖 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝘗𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘍𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘵𝘵 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘶𝘭𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘩 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘕𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴, 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵, 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘊𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘗𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯.
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