@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was thinking about you that whole scene lol 010
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jokes on me for even bothering in the first place but man, Lanterns sucked. Lindelof stays losing 110
Reposted by @CandyScreamsH🎃💀UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026LA RAMS KICKER: Hey I'm a great big fat guy named Harry Mevis. Is that a problem for anybody? ME: Nope. All good on my end 👍 528910
Reposted by @CandyScreamsH🎃💀☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist. 43611745
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Nevermind they're calling this one back too lol 000
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's so cool how dog shit the Bears RedZone offense is despite still getting results 120
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bandwagon fans are only annoying in the abstract. If you have a friend who starts caring about a sport that you like just because the team you like is good, that's like the best thing that can happen to you. 020
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have helped hundreds of insanely drunk suburbanite on the L navigate their way home but today was the first time I did it for 3 guys in White Sox gear. That's typically a Cubs hat situation. Sox are winning the whole damn thing man 030
Reposted by @CandyScreamsH🎃💀US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ron Darling just called the Sox "America's team," rude. We are God's chosen team. 1286
Reposted by @CandyScreamsH🎃💀Matt Helgeson @matthelgeson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's extremely rare in the year of our Lord 2026 to see a true first ballot hall of fame custom van like this. 313414
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They should sell just a complete Treehouse of Horror collection of the Simpsons. Those stayed pretty good through even current seasons 010
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That guy got a TV show based on his fake aunt persona! Truly a wild time 050
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Unfortunately all of my good White Sox edits are on my now nuked twitter and I didn't save them anywhere else... Tears in the rain 😔 001
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If anyone can find the old Photoshop I did of White Sox mascot Southpaw storming the Capitol, I need it for this upcoming series 110
Reposted by @CandyScreamsH🎃💀@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Tech CEO caught having an affair at a Coldplay concert 041
Reposted by @CandyScreamsH🎃💀@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Thinking about this Facebook ad I got the other day for some sort of White Sox torture device. Chicabu Ghraib 011
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026theonion.com/little-leagu...theonion.comLittle League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking ShelledRED BANK, NJ—After watching the 11-year-old give up the fourth straight double that inning, sources confirmed Sunday afternoon that local Little League pitcher Dustin Bauer is getting absolutely fucki... 042
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026'Are the Cubs or White Sox more woke' discourse is very funny because it's like well ok are cops more progressive than private equity? Is it more progressive to be a mom and pop absentee landlord or a corporate slumlord? Which album, specifically, did you stop liking Kanye West? 042
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The mere act of living in a bubble is not actually bad. Really depends on the bubble. I'm glad dumb shit that sucks doesn't get into my bubble 040
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bread and cheese? French yes please! Bread cheese and sauce? That's Italian now, boss 010
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just Shazamed the first dance at a wedding 011
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A thing I like to be really pedantic about is that The Count from Sesame Street is not a vampire but is, in fact, a "vampire-like Muppet." Not sure if any of the other guys have this sort of nuance. I think Kermit is just a regular frog, for example. 020
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Started signing emails Thanks! - B Instead of my old and overly formal Sincerely, Brandon Hinke Never too late to change folks. Never too late to change.. 020
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One of my least favorite things is when a funny thing happens but then I have to start defending it to strangers who find it funny in the wrong way 😔 050
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"+15 Trump districts are within the margin of error" is awesome news but also man American voters are morons. No short term memory to speak of! Not very Marxist of me to say I guess but this democratic population is no good! 030
Reposted by @CandyScreamsH🎃💀Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's such a scam, there was that atlantic article a few years ago that I still think about where the dentist gave a patient NINE ROOT CANALS 4574
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ray Gunn is, unfortunately, extremely some shit I'm into 010
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Honestly? Hell yeah. Living in the fall of an empire is so SLOW so I'm glad we're going to pick up the pace a bit here 000
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lanterns is not very good but man, Kyle Chandler is really the greatest to ever do it, huh? Show goes from middling streaming IP crap to 5 stars perfect television every time he's on screen 000
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A classic "it's annoying when people online do this but it's actually fine when my friends and I do it" situation 140
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Saw Tilly Norwood leaving The Girl and the Goat with her upsettingly younger boyfriend last night 😬😬 030
Reposted by @CandyScreamsH🎃💀Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786392557
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Very curious to see how strong the "oh the hot dog guy?" vote is in Chicago's mayoral race. 010
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I don't really have a dog in this fight but there has been a streak of bloggers being like "Hasan Piker can't be trusted because he's only interested in raising his own profile." Which, sure, but you don't get the moral high ground just because you write takes down instead of saying them to camera. 020
Reposted by @CandyScreamsH🎃💀Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The future Pope Leo XIV in his prime was a party animal. 0375
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cow tools moment. No one gets this one now but you're kids are gonna love it 040
Reposted by @CandyScreamsH🎃💀Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Do you ever feel like maybe you died a decade ago and have been living in a coma world that’s trying to give you subtle clues that your family back home is crying and telling you to go towards the light 202181298
Reposted by @CandyScreamsH🎃💀Abby HALLOWWWEEEEEEN @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sometimes you see a post in the wild and realize people have a very different experience in how they engage the world 251835164
