@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026No man has it all (full head of hair and the ability to grow a mustache) these pictures are like 7 years apart 😔 0100
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 13/06/202620th Anniversary of Boys and Girls in America show tonight 010
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Thinking about this Facebook ad I got the other day for some sort of White Sox torture device. Chicabu Ghraib 011
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026They're calling it The Summer of Linen. We're casually wearing cheap breathable fabrics. We're dressing up both too much and not enough in every situation. We're like a fat Josh O'Conner in La chimera (2023) 130
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It's pretty safe to assume that the only reason this 'debate' hasn't been constantly circulating in the press for the last 2 years is because they have supported everything Trump has done up until making gas $5 040
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Dun3 credits are crazy. Two Withs and two Ands are unheard of leaves of agent jockeying for billing status 041
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Stepped into this exact coffeeshop but it's Chicago so there's still a giant picture of the '85 Bears in here 030
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I'm worried my quarterback might be very dumb 010
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 05/02/2026This is my favorite Muppet. His name is Lew Zealand which is a hilarious name 050
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 10/01/2026The Hellenic Museum in Chicago has a Greek American hall of fame but it is all Z listers I've never heard of except for this picture of Chriss Angel 050
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Nice argument, however I have already depicted you as the lonely Skarsgård and me as the jubilant Fanning 054755
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Feels like negative zero outside. It's so cold it feels like a mathematical impossibility. Time and space folding into itself 031
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 23/11/2025A photographer took photos of people before and after she showed them Hellboy 2: The Golden Army 050
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Peggy Siegel emailing the most notorious pedophile in history: Yo have you seen this James Cameron joint? 000
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Really fuck with this poster for the 38th CIFF. Should lean into the Chicago of it all with their poster designs again imo 030
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Tech CEO caught having an affair at a Coldplay concert 041
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 11/07/2025An observation I made after looking at myself in the mirror this morning 010
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 11/07/2025An under-discussed impact of Steven Spielberg's influence is how all millennial men dress like him on set now 120
@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Thinking about the solidarity protest in the UK 091
