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Brandon

@brandonmm.bsky.social
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May have an adverse effect on activity and attention. No thoughts, head empty, but on the rare occasions I do have a thought, you'll see it here. He/him

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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 20h
Fair enough! I must be working from old information
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 21h
It's because it's copyrighted, isn't it? Blurred copyrighted images of TV shows is one of those things you'll never un-notice once you've noticed it (not defending them blurring this specific shirt, of course)
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 21h
I hate the Thameslink platforms at St Pancras, but getting a train right through central London makes it all worth it. The views at Blackfriars station are something else
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The amount of times I've seen that happen and said "oh they're so perfect for each other!"
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is like a crossover episode of my social media feed
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh this is really sweet! More people could do this
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They were throwing everything at a wall and seeing what stuck, and most of it did. I think short song segments stuck together like that could see a comeback, perfect for TikTok
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Of course, that well-known home of football
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh yeah the firth is really distinctive cos of that pillar, I should have said sixth, doh
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Where were the second and fifth pics?
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's a tricky one. I'm personally alright with it, though I wouldn't say it describes myself, and I tend not to use it just in case there's someone who would be offended by it. Just my opinion though, I've no idea what the consensus is
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was looking for a funny poem I could half-remember, instead it showed me grim descriptions of real industrial accidents
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WeBuyAnyColin
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cyberbin
A small bin, mounted to a lamppost. It has two circular holes in a polished metal section, resembling the face of the Cybermen from Doctor Who
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This would have been a good answer to that "starts strong, gets worse in later series" prompt that was going round the other day
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was gonna say, was sure this was one of yours
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine being the model for "sad man sits on toilet"
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate the shape of the windows on the rear doors, but love everything else. I assume there's some sort of safety reason why it couldn't be the "normal" shape
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't think there's ever been a more obvious case of a parent trying to live out their dreams through their kids. Stroll Sr. clearly imagine he's the driver
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In 20-something years you'll be able to import one
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
September
A cartoon by artist WholecomeNsuchArt depicting four panels of an egg shaped character having a wholesome time walking in autumnal leaves, carving a pumpkin, sitting under a blanket, reading, by a fire and picking apples, with the caption Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wonder if it's inspired by that post (Tumblr?) that's something like "Doctor Who is the sort of show that will have a toaster called Zxyxyx Zubbit, with a northern accent"
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'd love it if there was something I could plug my brain into, and it would go "nope, that's not right. Nor that. And this. Blimey, where *did* you get that idea from?"
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've loved following the progression of this car, hope its new owner loves it as much as you have
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did this and a few of the other D-Day beaches across a few days, about a decade ago. Would highly recommend
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, this is lovely- WHAT Still want to move there tbh
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wondered why it was familiar, this might be the same font the Italian version used
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They've gone to an awful lot of effort to recreate the Millionaire graphics for the first one, odd font choice but far more accurate than most parodies
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They've been remarkably well-behaved, considering. English schoolkids would have caused a riot by now if we were on the receiving end of this
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not sure it gets more 60’s Parisian than this. Rue Royale et la Madeleine — 1960.
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You just know someone spent hours making that fire hydrant
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's by far the best-looking current BMW, mostly because it isn't ugly
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First heard this in, of all places, the Guy Ritchie version of The Man From Uncle, and have loved it ever since youtu.be/VvS9wKxArSU
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Che vuole questa musica stasera (Remastered 2022)
YouTube video by Armando Trovajoli - Topic
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg you're basically me
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why do I follow so many people with amazing taste
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Krisi 🏳️‍⚧️ @primaryradical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ask my dad what he's up to this weekend and he's like, "Got a 50s Dodge truck cab to attach to the chasis of the junked Mini Cooper so I can turn it into a rat rod." I laughed, so he sends me pics. Oh you're serious. Just out there running around, undiagnosed.
Frankenstein car mash up in a garage. Frankenstein car mash up in a garage.
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fascinating world of ancient #glass! #Roman dove-shaped vessels were used as perfume bottles. The liquid was sealed inside and the tip of the tail or the beak had to be broken to remove the perfume. This particular example, discovered in a first-century burial at Rovasenda, Italy, is...🧵1/2 🏺
A close-up of an undamaged, translucent glass vessel shaped like a dove. The vessel contains a clear liquid with a reddish sediment visible at the bottom.
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right, who's depressed and wants a good excuse to drink milkshakes?
A poster on a bulletin board, with the title "have you been feeling depressed?" Summarised, one part of the study includes drinking "milkshake-like" drinks amongst more conventional tests
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I went into it with no idea who Kenny was, and still no idea after the hour was up, but he seemed lovely from the little we saw
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Assumed as much, I'm glad they thought of that rather than just using white shorts for "brand consistency" or something
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not the point but I love the dark blue shorts, it goes really well with the sky blue
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a shame Netflix had (maybe still have?) the rights to The Mole in all but a few territories, or someone would regret not commissioning a new UK version
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wonder if those in the army with him couldn't take him seriously because of that ridiculous voice
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My bf said the same, surely that's the strategy. Frame Bella or Maya so that Ross's theory looks true
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He had more personality than I was expecting, problem is it's not *good* personality
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's in good nick and has been for sale for a while, can't believe no one has bought it
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"what would you like?" "A million quid, if you'd be so kind"
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best looking BMW of recent years by far is the 2 series saloon. If it ain't broke, don't fix it
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is my dream car????
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very Radio 6
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