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Brandon Maxwell

@brandonmaxwell.bsky.social
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Musician, writer, techie, goofball, unsure, but certain.

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Mr. Fresh™️ 📡 @mrfresh.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
@murkury.com @lilith.smartseat.io @xirclebox.com @zoeblade.bsky.social @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social @ohyeahpaulchin.com @elmore.zone @jeanpaul.bsky.social @303.bsky.social @syntheticgirlunit.online
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Daffodils is such a weird word.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Does anyone else always feel torn in a zillion directions?
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
The devil is in the detour... Or something.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
Does anyone else call their friends jingle balls? Or just me...
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
New guitar day!
Black Gibson Les Paul model guitar with a red pick guard and black hardware.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Some exciting music makers on this thread! Come join us!
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Yo, Clive Rosfield in Elwins clothes. Jesus what a glow up.
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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 01/07/2023
this wouldn't go well for them
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
@reade.bsky.social is also a musician from the band we are the union!
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Mr. Fresh™️ 📡 @mrfresh.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
Call for the music makers/audio purveyors/synth nerds/groove riders/etc. Feel free to repost & follow. @murkury.com @lilith.smartseat.io @xirclebox.com @zoeblade.bsky.social @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social @ohyeahpaulchin.com @elmore.zone @jeanpaul.bsky.social @303.bsky.social @synthetic.bsky.social
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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 23/06/2023
"Still puck as funk," I mumble oldishly as I. Hold on. I mean funk ass puck, don't I? I wrote it down somewhere. What were we talking about again?
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 23/06/2023
every social app needs to have a dedicated Beef Zone. like a fight club for words. if you start shit with someone it immediately gets put into a Fights tab and your followers can bet on who's gonna win the fight. loser gets a 3 day mute to simulate having a broken jaw from a bar fight
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Jess Grossman @jessgrossman.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
im in an Uber and the driver said my options were to listen to a gospel video on YouTube or nothing. these are my options:
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
I just exceeded following the amount of people that follow me.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
There is literally nothing like cold hot sauce on a reheated burrito. Omg.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
@mrfresh.bsky.social spreading the love. Music is tough but better with friends!
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Found this on Reddit. I lol'd.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
I just love old phones.
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Mr. Fresh™️ 📡 @mrfresh.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
Friday roll call for the music artists/producers/musicians. Pls reports as you see fit. @murkury.com @lilith.smartseat.io @xirclebox.com @zoeblade.bsky.social @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social @ohyeahpaulchin.com @andrewelmore.bsky.social @jeanpaul.bsky.social @303.bsky.social @synthetic.bsky.social
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
Have you ever picked your nose while sitting on the toilet, wiped the booger on the toilet paper roll that you would then wipe with, but accidentally put the booger on your bhole? Me either, just asking for a friend.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
if i ever get a tattoo this is what it will say
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
Is the bidet supposed to squirt water into or onto?
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
This is cool. It's Lego.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
I'm making some custom tracks for an audio book this weekend.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
I love this.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
Hey @gogo.goatse.social
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
Sometimes I need to remind myself that baby stingrays look like haunted ravioli.
A photo of the translucent bodies of baby stingray fish. They have stern looking eyes and a frowning almost human mouth with visible pink internal organs and it’s all inside a glossy white wrapper that looks like noodle
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
Every hot mom in the hot mom clique thinks she's the hottest.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
If Earth is flat, it's the flattest part of a rolled over Lays potato chip. I said what I said.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
Who pronounces crayons crans?
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
Where am I?
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Mr. Fresh™️ 📡 @mrfresh.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
Friday roll call for the Bsky Music Producers/Musicians/Artists. Please repost. @murkury.com @lilith.smartseat.io @xirclebox.com @zoeblade.bsky.social @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social @ohyeahpaulchin.com @andrewelmore.bsky.social @jeanpaul.bsky.social @303.bsky.social
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Which marble are you? I'm galaxy fr.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
www.theverge.com/2023/5/23/23734654… In theory, it is not a great idea to meme policy into existence. In practice, if we don’t do it, the debt ceiling standoffs never end.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Just in case you're not informed, there is a boat stuck in the suez canal.
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Big mood
Breaking bad emo meme
Text: I just wanna break you down so badly 

In breaking bad tv logo font 
With Walt wearing emo shaggy hair and facial piercings (snakebites lol)
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
This pic of modular synthesizers I took at NAMM was popular. I think this configuration made a womwomwomwom sound.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
I was never the first in your top 8 and it shows. *walks away in a huff*
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
Are you interested in musicians that are parents? Is that a unique selling point?
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Fair use
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
As @eve6.bsky.social so eloquently stated, "Can i graduate? Can I look at faces that I meet? Can I get my punk ass off the street?"
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
The menace is real
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
I use the default character in open world games.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
Wrote a song for my friend. Listen to it! rb.gy/707ry
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