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Brandon Maxwell

@brandonmaxwell.bsky.social
172 followers 119 following 390 posts

Musician, writer, techie, goofball, unsure, but certain.

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Mr. Fresh™️ 📡 @mrfresh.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
@murkury.com @lilith.smartseat.io @xirclebox.com @zoeblade.bsky.social @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social @ohyeahpaulchin.com @elmore.zone @jeanpaul.bsky.social @303.bsky.social @syntheticgirlunit.online
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Daffodils is such a weird word.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Does anyone else always feel torn in a zillion directions?
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Gotta stay fresh Mr Fresh! That's for the shout out, what you working on?
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
The devil is in the detour... Or something.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
Does anyone else call their friends jingle balls? Or just me...
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Thank you! I picked it specifically for the finish. I used to have an alpine white LP with gold hardware and it was ugly as hell.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
New guitar day!
Black Gibson Les Paul model guitar with a red pick guard and black hardware.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Some exciting music makers on this thread! Come join us!
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Yo, Clive Rosfield in Elwins clothes. Jesus what a glow up.
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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 01/07/2023
this wouldn't go well for them
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
@reade.bsky.social is also a musician from the band we are the union!
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Mr. Fresh™️ 📡 @mrfresh.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
Call for the music makers/audio purveyors/synth nerds/groove riders/etc. Feel free to repost & follow. @murkury.com @lilith.smartseat.io @xirclebox.com @zoeblade.bsky.social @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social @ohyeahpaulchin.com @elmore.zone @jeanpaul.bsky.social @303.bsky.social @synthetic.bsky.social
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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 23/06/2023
"Still puck as funk," I mumble oldishly as I. Hold on. I mean funk ass puck, don't I? I wrote it down somewhere. What were we talking about again?
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 23/06/2023
every social app needs to have a dedicated Beef Zone. like a fight club for words. if you start shit with someone it immediately gets put into a Fights tab and your followers can bet on who's gonna win the fight. loser gets a 3 day mute to simulate having a broken jaw from a bar fight
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Jess Grossman @jessgrossman.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
im in an Uber and the driver said my options were to listen to a gospel video on YouTube or nothing. these are my options:
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
I just exceeded following the amount of people that follow me.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
There is literally nothing like cold hot sauce on a reheated burrito. Omg.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
Pedal board stickers. For sure.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
Not guitars.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
Failure monster!
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
Sick af
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
@mrfresh.bsky.social spreading the love. Music is tough but better with friends!
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
That's how I felt about chuck klosterman
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Found this on Reddit. I lol'd.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
I just love old phones.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
Also, just got a new to me guitar!
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
Just released yesterday!
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Mr. Fresh™️ 📡 @mrfresh.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
Friday roll call for the music artists/producers/musicians. Pls reports as you see fit. @murkury.com @lilith.smartseat.io @xirclebox.com @zoeblade.bsky.social @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social @ohyeahpaulchin.com @andrewelmore.bsky.social @jeanpaul.bsky.social @303.bsky.social @synthetic.bsky.social
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
Have you ever picked your nose while sitting on the toilet, wiped the booger on the toilet paper roll that you would then wipe with, but accidentally put the booger on your bhole? Me either, just asking for a friend.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
if i ever get a tattoo this is what it will say
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
Hahaha, not looking for the kind of friends that would be using that as a Metric for friendship.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
I'm asking because I'm worried about the calcification of my rectum due to hard water. I havent ever felt cleaner after poo in my entire life.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
Mine is strong enough to get in there. But I also have good sphincter control.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
Is the bidet supposed to squirt water into or onto?
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
This is cool. It's Lego.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
I'm making some custom tracks for an audio book this weekend.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
I love this.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
Hey @gogo.goatse.social
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
What's the cut? It looks amazing! Let us know how it tastes please!
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
Sometimes I need to remind myself that baby stingrays look like haunted ravioli.
A photo of the translucent bodies of baby stingray fish. They have stern looking eyes and a frowning almost human mouth with visible pink internal organs and it’s all inside a glossy white wrapper that looks like noodle
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
What kind of music do you like to do?
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
Every hot mom in the hot mom clique thinks she's the hottest.
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
Heyaaaa
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
I am a music artist!
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Brandon Maxwell @brandonmaxwell.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
If Earth is flat, it's the flattest part of a rolled over Lays potato chip. I said what I said.
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