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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 13h

Oooh. Can I make a page that violates every wcag a/aa rule and still passes lighthouse and axe-core? Let's find out.

Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You there, the American reading this, unless you have a medical reason to avoid salt? you're probably not salting your food enough when you cook it.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ok, seriously, every three days or so, I'm followed by a man who has no posts or replies who *exclusively* follows about 50 cis women. They never say anything, at least not to me, they just sit there. Lurking. Is there a name for this flavor of creeper?

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is your regular reminder! If you use that fancy stationery or the nice yarn or whatever good supplies you're hoarding, you'll suddenly find you've used them up and then you can get more with much less guilt. Using isn't wasting. Using is enjoying and enjoyment is never wasted.

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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Honesty bids me admit I am sometimes a tad inky - usually just after refilling a piston, converter, or vacuum pen. But I kinda like it. I am a librarian and a writer and a scruff and we've all agreed I am Officially Eccentric so it's just a badge of office.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026

Not them asking for a little privacy 😭😭😭😭

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If your game has a customizable player character and I can't make myself either a powerful old swamp witch or the middle manager priest of a cult devoted to eldritch abominations, I'm not playing.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What decade are we in again? Because YouTube just served me an entire cigarette ad.

An ad for wholesale cigarettes. The logos for Marlboro and Newport are pixelated, but only a little bit.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My toxic trait is that, while I won't say anything, I am totally judging you on how you hold a pencil.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In 10,000 years, someone is going to find the lyrics to Like A Prayer and interpret them as an erotic metaphor for a mystical experience, I'm certain of it.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is a poll for fountain pen people: if you had a twsbi and it cracked, which model was it? I'm interested if it's an eco vs eco-t thing, also interested in non-eco cracking reports.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I know the world is on fire but we live in a time when any person can set up their own personal video streaming subscription service and I think that's really neat. I'm specifically thinking of rothorror.com and the HEI network, but there's others

rothorror.com

rot horror

rot horror is a subscription-based horror streaming platform ($6.99/month) created by Alexanderthetitan — an independent filmmaker. It hosts his original horror films. It's essentially a private Netfl...

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This. Nerds are gunna nerdsex, and aside from giving good honest perverts a bad name, the sex part of the "doomsday ai sex cult" is the bit I'm least concerned with by a wide margin.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Omg you guys, he was here! He talked to meeeee And then his account self-destructed immediately afterwards

A bsky dm screen.

Mr Musky: hello Debbie
Me: hey what's up
Mr Musky: I apologize for the unexpected message
Mr Musky: you are welcome to my personal account. I'm glad we can text here, but where are you from?
Me: why do you ask?

A bsky dm screen, continued:

Mr Musk: I wanted to take a moment to personally connect with my supporters around the world. While I may be busy, I always try to make time for personal interactions.
Me: supporters? I've never heard of you.
Me: what have you done?
Mr Musky: I've spent much of my career working on electric vehicles, space technology, and AI. If you haven't heard of me, that's perfectly fine there's always more to discover.
Mr Musky: I'm originally from Pretoria, but I moved to Texas because my Tesla and SpaceX companies are here in the States.
Me: oh yeah I've heard of them
Me: SpaceX can't stop exploding their rockets and Tesla sells that ugly ass truck that can only drive on dry highways lol
Me: so you're that guy who can only have sex with girls through the mail 🤣🤣🤣

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Today marks 100 job applications for this go-round. Woohoo! Stacking up those nos to get to the yes! Finding a job shouldn't be comparable to finding a publisher but here we are! So I'm still looking for my next adventure doing frontend, a11y, and "hey can you take a look at this real quick?"

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's infuriating because the simplest dumbest version of effective altruism isn't bad. Do underperforming underprivileged students need books, desks, or food and medicine? Important question to ask. The problems started when nerds tried to optimize the whole thing and became spreadsheet-brained.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Watching Shishi has been incredible. He debuted in the top division maybe half-cooked? He keeps learning, he keeps getting better, and it is so much fun to watch him grow. He has not reached his final form yet.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026

This is the image he conjured in my mind. If you ever wanted visual evidence of how far the Overton window has shifted just think about how refreshingly normal this guy looks compared to guys now. Back when this photoshoot dropped we all agreed this was the most unsettling thing we’d ever seen.

Paul Ryan grimacing with some dumbbells and his Republicanly ripped body. He has a backwards hat on and some wired earbuds.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I was at work in a prison library. One of the inmates told me about a plane crash when he came in for his shift that morning. He sounded amused. The inmates mostly spent the day on block working the phones to find out about loved ones and talking about their feelings. The white guards were jumpy.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

TIL Hunter S. Thompson was fucking alive for 9/11 and writing for fucking ESPN for some reason.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is what it looks like when a Midwestern man finally, irreversibly turns into his dad (complimentary)

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Mainely Mandy @mainelymandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I am super excited for the new Carrie and simultaneously angry she's not fat. Please gimme a Fat Carrie one time, I BEG of you!

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There are two sorts of people in this country: either you're a "my new car has low mileage, only 22k!" or you're a "my new car has low mileage, only 140k!"

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comiCSS @comicss.art · 09/09/2026

A cartoon from April 2025: Unattended children... comicss.art/comics/181/ Illustration made with CSS. Source code: comicss.art/comics/181/u... #css #cartoon #joke

Unattended Children will be given espresso and a free CSS class

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I am in the middle of topic 17 of 20 in a homework task with no deadline and I am STRUGGLING. It doesn't help that I'm familiar with the topic but I still need to pay attention to details that may be different from what I'm familiar with. I'm almost done! Why isn't that enough motivation!

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I use it for work because I have to and I hate every minute and I do it anyway. What does that make me? An ai trash panda? An ai hypocrite? An ai collaborator? I'm not an ai moderate because I don't think ai in its current incarnation is a reasonable compromise in the right circumstances.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You know, the older I get the more appealing I find the idea of embodying the monstrousness of queerness. I say "idea" because actually doing that would take more effort than I really want to expend most of the time. I'm a lazy monster.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ok, what chapter of the bad economy are we in now? The last three job listings I opened on LinkedIn were closed in 12 hours or less

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

So I took a spin through the pro-ai side of bsky and like... I kind of get where the proslop contingent is coming from, but I'm suddenly a lot worried that silicon valley is going to try to pass a Computer's Bill of Rights in the near future, granting machines personhood

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Evopsych dipshits will try to tell you that boys are barbarians and women are clerics when in fact all of us are bards with 100% of our stat points in charisma

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Like, AI is genuinely revolutionary at some things, but it's stuff nobody actually needed or could have gotten a lot cheaper, like Somewhat Better Stack Overflow Search, or Significantly Better But Still Not Quite Useful OCR for Cursive.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

By the honor of Khaless's four hairy testicles WHY are you not following Diane Duane? Is it because you hate fun?

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There's a Masonic Lodge on the moon. It was chartered by the Grand Lodge of Texas, who deputized Buzz Aldrin and gave him the proper paperwork to do whatever he needed to do to make that happen while he was there. It's known as Tranquility Lodge as it's located in the Sea of Tranquility.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I don't expect anyone to really understand how much I'm crashing out over this, but "woogle" is my made up coding test word. I put woogle in code to see where it comes out so I can debug, and it's a fake word so it's easy to find and clean up after. My professional safe word escaped containment.

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 03/09/2026

Making a game that sucks is way harder, and way more valuable than making nothing at all.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

So if I enjoy Hells Belles, My Demon Roommate and Cafe Latte, what's another web series I should follow?

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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 02/09/2026

(sigh) I miss the LJ that was.

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Ana Tudor @anatudor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

When opening something carefully fails, brute force works pretty well. Made a mess, but oh, well... (all you need isn't love, it's a sturdy knife 🔪)

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I love Organic Studios Nitrogen ink, I love it in my broad Pilot Custom Heritage 92 fountain pen, and I love it on tomoe River paper in a repurposed Hobonichi hon planner. All this love is the only reason I can dig deep and get my homework done today.

Some handwritten homework and a clear fountain pen.

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This is a survey: in your opinion, is an asterisk on a form field label sufficient to indicate that the form field is required?

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

this is, by the way, expressly a decision of the policy team and not automated, as you may have been told

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Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial @braindouche.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

*opens AliExpress* It's not completely unreasonable to buy two pilot 78g+ pens and swap the nibs so I can have a pink one with the italic nib, right?

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