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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman

@boshthejerm.bsky.social
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28, He/him. Novelist, scientist, cat dad. Please ask me for a pdf of my book (and then also please ask to publish it). Bad at posting, good at being bald

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 13h
This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.
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Kaitensatsuma @kaitensatsuma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A lot of people are going to have to unlearn the lies of "Peaceful Protest"
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Call me sexist but it’s wild that women have to pay for tampons/pads/period stuff
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like my brain keeps wanting to make comps between Snail Mail and Pink Floyd, but that’s just such a disservice to Lindsey because she’s leagues more talented as a front-woman than Roger Waters ever was
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Call me sexist but women are so much better at making music than their male counterparts
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DAAAA JANKEES LOSE
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good boss. If you're the kind of person losing your shit on someone working retail or in food service, go fuck yourself harder than ever. You clearly have never worked it before and I promise you couldn't handle the job.
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2/3 of Phoebe Bridgers songs have a part where she screams, and honestly she’s so real for that. We love an excuse to yell like that
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why are you platforming my rapist
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Oh no my gorgeous 39 year old baby son got kidnapped just for attending Coachella outside
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope my entry on this list is unique/fun
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can buy a huge media conglomerate with money you don't have using leveraged debt you'll never pay off and then immediately start firing its workers, but people will still say that capitalism is compatible with democracy and is capable of "reform" or "regulation"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heartbreaking: The Worst Guy You Know Just Made a Great Point
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolute Chimneys that, mate
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Idk much about how these apps set their odds either, but I can say for certain that 3/4 of the ads during a sports broadcast being for gambling makes me long for 2023 when that wasn’t the case, and that in itself is a crime worthy of wiping every one of these apps off the face of the earth
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol well when you put it like that. But ig I was more thinking specifically in the context of Pete Rose, since he was betting directly with a mafioso, so it was pretty easy for them to rig betting based on whether Pete bet on himself or not
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I agree, but I do think it’s worth noting that betting on yourself to win serves as a signal to other bettors about when to bet against you (i.e. when you don’t bet on yourself). But yeah, unless it gets abolished entirely, that’s about the best you can hope for from an athlete
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kobe: *dies in a helicopter crash caused by low visibility and bad weather* Bron: I’m gonna take my helicopter to work in December in New York
A story about how LeBron is gonna commute between Philly and NYC by helicopter which definitely won’t be dangerous and impractical in, say, January.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can’t stop thinking about how incredible History of Concrete was. I don’t know how to describe what it is or why it enthralled me, but I can’t wait to watch it again (several dozen times)
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pee-yew! This guy stinks!
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1 am disappointed in Tom Morello, and I feel really let down by someone I've looked up to, who I thought understood the difference between intent and impact at the moment that mattered most.
But l've been thinking about it, and the band was called Rage Against The Machine, not Vote Like Your Life And The Lives Of Every Vulnerable Person In Your Country Depend On It Against The Machine, so I guess this is really on me.
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes I walk into the room my cats are chilling in and have to stop and just gawk at my good fortune
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ok new test: if you think rape is bad and should never be tolerated, like and repost this. if you think rape is a “complex issue,” just type “not all sexual assault is rape” in the comments.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It honeslty just shows me how much rape culture exists. With James Somerton, we all collectively agreed he didn’t deserve a platform anymore, and he disappeared. I’m sure he’s got some job somewhere, living a life. But an admitted rapist, well, he we must forgive, because some of us liked his stuff.
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think what I resent the most is that all of us, especially the women who worked with him, were a part of his rehabilitation (at least image-wise) without us ever getting to choose if that was something we wanted to participate in. He didn't let us or his audience make a choice. How ironic.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 03/10/2026
i think if you’re having complicated feelings about a man you looked up to being outed as a sexual abuser the thing to do is work through those feelings before/without writing an essay about it. the take economy has cooked your brain.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fucking GOOD
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I also believe in restorative justice but I don't think that means you get to become a pillar of a community and garner an audience and an income that relies solely on everyone including yourself staying silent about your actions. In the VIDEO GAME SPHERE no less.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MY MAN. Knicks fans are allowed to hate him for obvious reasons but he is our French Woke Alien and I love this dude. Doesn't give a fuck about upsetting the league. Spoke out on ICE and the murders in Minnesota when he wasn't 'supposed' to.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fact someone can commit sexual assault and be punished in a discrete manner so as not to “ruin their life” and then years later become a popular entity in media, causing even more trauma when the assault is revealed? If the initial punishment didn’t favor the assaulter, this’d be less common.
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Knicks fans wanted us to dislike this guy
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On Jacob Geller
I'm aware of the rape allegations against Jacob Geller, as well as the fact that his name is on a court-ordered list of UNC students disciplined for sexual violence. I've hesitated on whether to post anything about it, because the victim hasn’t been identified and I don’t want to participate in a retraumatizing conversation against their wishes. At the same time, as someone who has collaborated with Jacob Geller, I do not want my silence to be taken as endorsement.

For my part, I did not know about this and I wish I had. What justice and repair look like in cases like these are for the victim to decide, and I do not know their wishes or what accountability processes, if any, took place. However, strictly on a personal level, I’m uncomfortable having collaborated with someone who has presented himself as a nonthreatening feminist without ever disclosing his history of sexual violence to me or any other colleagues I’ve spoken to. I have no intention of ever working with Geller again. Beyond that, the person this happened to ought to be the ultimate authority on what happens next, and how they wish to tell their story if at all.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026
Going to be honest this might be my favourite headline of the AI bubble
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
feeling this hard -- i am so glad that there is an actual conversation that's taking place around cornell, and that survivors coming forward isn't being dismissed as 'woke 1' or whatever the fuck. and it's also hard to ignore that we've been here before, in the recent past, and nothing changed.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's getting so you can't even publish the withheld name and personal details of a sexual assault victim without everyone getting "all mad"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck me, Brokan Handthony was right there
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People who know ball know I was cooking when I thought Ryan Kalish coulda been that guy if he wasn’t hurting himself making the most insane catch you’ve ever seen every time he took the field
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At least when I was convinced Ryan Kalish would be a god, nobody else was building me up for the inevitable body cast that guy ended every season in
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey Roman Anthony’s hands, would you mind not doing that?
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Broken Anthony
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is Phoebe Bridgers as cool and awesome as she seems?
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To quote doja cat “face looking like it was drawn from memory”
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the more fascinating things to me about Primetime is learning that I am among very few people under 30 that knew about the end of to catch a predator Probably good that that is changing, idk, who am I to say
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Proposal for a new Boston city flag design
“Tremendous Storrowing on Memorial Dr this morning” and then a pic of a bunch of firefighters next to a truck some genius tried to drive under a low bridge, like a gaggle of geniuses often do despite the insane amount of signage about specifically how to not do this, known locally in Boston as “Storrowing”
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Josh “Please Ask To Read My Novel” Berman @boshthejerm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Not tryna be mean though sorry” was always my personal favorite bit
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