Steve @bort.nz · 09/10/2026That AMA was super pointless wasn't it... www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361... #nzpol 030
Steve @bort.nz · 22/09/2026Youtubers/streamers listening to Radiohead albums for the first time is my favorite genre. 010
Steve @bort.nz · 21/09/2026At least one positive from last night was how good the halftime show was. Savage killed it. 000
Steve @bort.nz · 15/09/2026Chaotic day at work with multiple p1 outages this morning, but I secured tickets to The Wahs on Saturday and Radiohead in May so pretty good all in all. 000
Steve @bort.nz · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comLego Movie 2: Emmet's Surprised ReactionALT: Lego Movie 2: Emmet's Surprised Reaction 010
Steve @bort.nz · 24/08/2026I'm OK with an under 16 social media ban as long as it is also applies for over 50's too. Every argument you have about harm reduction for teens goes double for them. www.1news.co.nz/2026/08/24/s... #nzpol1news.co.nzSeymour and Peters hit back as Luxon moves on under-16s social media banThe bill won't get through Parliament before the election, and the proposed system excludes a range of digital services based on existing Australian standards. 041
Steve @bort.nz · 16/08/2026Fuck I love Weird Al Yankovic. Real shame what happened to him, cut down in his prime. 000
Steve @bort.nz · 14/08/2026I watched the new Spiderman movie last night and there's a scene where he has sore wrists because of yet-to-be-explained plot reasons. My middle aged office brain immediately thought it was RSI from years of web shooter use. 100
Reposted by SteveIdiot/Savant @norightturnnz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026No matter what happened, Chris's feelings were hurt, so we can all take joy in that. 1243
Reposted by SteveBrawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027 158363666427
Steve @bort.nz · 30/07/2026$400 tickets for System Of A Down and Faith No More, $280 for nosebleeds. Good to see that grant money from the Government making a difference. 000
Reposted by Stevedisasteradio / eyeliner @disasteradio.bsky.social · 28/07/2026starting gofundme to buy the boy snacks house 2153
Reposted by StevePᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Still can't believe this made it to prime time. On a Nintendo platform no less 😂 1073947571
Reposted by SteveRussell Brown @publicaddress.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Holy, er, shit. www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin...odt.co.nz‘It was feral’: Poo in the mosh pit leads to tears, vomit and chaos‘It was feral’: Poo in the mosh pit leads to tears, vomit and chaos 224913
Steve @bort.nz · 24/07/2026Why does Microsoft gatekeep M365 service health status behind the admin centre? 000
Steve @bort.nz · 18/07/2026Weird sync ups happening with the wahs and abs, clocks both hit 30:15 at the same time, both got penalties at the same time, and both got tries scored against them at the same time. 100
Steve @bort.nz · 30/06/2026I'm starting to think this Brian Tamaki guy might be a bit of a hypocrite aye... www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/police-pr... 000
Reposted by Steveabby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing 261147154147
Steve @bort.nz · 13/05/2026Went to see The Deftones last night, was great until one of the other punters unironically called me "sir"media.tenor.coma close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . 000
Reposted by SteveKidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Lol why is the PM doing YouTube clickbait? Build some fucking houses you cunt. 021
Steve @bort.nz · 07/05/2026I didn't put together that abolishing the BSA means we lose the bFM ad :( fuck-knuckles, cock and piss ... balls 010
Steve @bort.nz · 02/05/2026Saw a reddit post about who the next superbowl halftime act should be and someone said Wierd Al. Now I'm sad that something so wonderful could never happen. 000
Steve @bort.nz · 25/04/2026Auckland can't be called a city until you can take a train on a long weekend. 000
Steve @bort.nz · 12/04/2026Been watching Coachella all weekend and it's been great but David Byrne's just now... Holy shit. 110
Steve @bort.nz · 07/04/2026“Sorry Mr President, I think we might **bzzzt**oh no, terrible signal **kshhhh** we’re about to go behind the dark side of the moon...” "...You think he bought it?" 000
Steve @bort.nz · 04/04/2026www.academycinemas.co.nz/movie/holy-s... only just found out about this but next year... @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.socialacademycinemas.co.nz 100
Reposted by SteveGremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available 276168984163
Steve @bort.nz · 29/01/2026media.tenor.coman older woman is making a funny face and says i 'm old .ALT: an older woman is making a funny face and says i 'm old . 000
Reposted by StevePhil Twyford @philtwyford.bsky.social · 04/01/2026The New Zealand Labour Party condemns the US attack on Venezuela including kidnapping its president as a blatant violation of international law. 31593146
Reposted by SteveMike Dickison @adzebill.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I always try to uphold the annual New Zealand tradition of the Nativicado. 729657
Reposted by SteveRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/12/2025say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell. 713687387
Steve @bort.nz · 09/12/2025All the stupid discourse around tHeGrEaTnZsUmMeRsHuTdOwN is especially dumb when I remember all the trains are going to be shut down in Auckland for the entire month of January 000
Steve @bort.nz · 07/12/2025The fake albums at IKEA are actually kinda awesome and i kinda want them on my wall 010
Steve @bort.nz · 12/11/2025The Clap your hands say yeah, gig was pretty great last night. Not pictured, me the photographer, also a bald white dude. 000
Reposted by SteveIT'S RAINING BEN @bentorkington.bsky.social · 24/10/2025as usual they leave it to the tenth paragraph to say she's been living rent free with her parents and borrowed $400k interest free off them 539486
Reposted by SteveStarFiche @starfiche.bsky.social · 23/10/2025In the unlikely event that anybody still needs a strike placard... 041
Reposted by SteveGourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 20/09/2025while it’s nobody’s favourite in the series, Final Fantasy 8 is the only one that lets you launch a dog at a time travelling witch in space and then suplex it, and that counts for something. 74415
Reposted by Steveyoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim." 90211186740
Steve @bort.nz · 09/09/2025It wasn't a hit in the universe of the movie but it should be. Watermelon from the movie Dinner in America youtu.be/-t21tmeaYFg?...youtu.beDinner in America - Watermelon Song - Official ClipYouTube video by Madman Films 010
