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Kidd, John Kidd

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That Simpsons scene where Vladimir Lenin blasts his way out of his sarcophagus. That's my politics. "Glenn"

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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
On my flight to CHCH this morning I saw: 1) A middle aged man using Gemini to send an email to his office to tell them he would be at the other office today. It took him like 25 minutes to have a conversation with Gemini to get the email right and ended up being "Hi team, working from ... today"
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When I'm in government I promise to change the law that requires new state owned entities to have "kiwi" in the name. It's a crazy law and we should have never let it pass.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can reporters please stop acting like using machine learning to detect things in images is a brand new technology. Any time something like that claims to be "AI powered" they act like there is a magic little man in the computer doing all the work. What an innovation!
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does uber eats do thermal paste? Asking for my server, I would never use that shit.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OMG I'm a small business owner, a policy aimed at me...? Fuck yes I can streamline my exploitation of seasonal workers, make my working conditions less safe, and make employment disputes harder for my workers. And don't get me started on fire evacuation plans, they really limit my productivity.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lenin clocked The Opportunity Party over 100 years ago, right down to their name. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opportu... Using the aesthetics of the left to push for "getting along" rather than doing anything.
en.wikipedia.org
Opportunism - Wikipedia
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just in case you need a reminder, the work required to remove level crossings is 100% CAR INFRASTRUCTURE because a dangerously high number of drivers would rather risk their life than be slightly inconvenienced by public transport. This is the cost of having cars, not trains.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This speaks to the selfish mindset of every national voter and the national party. "I pay about the right amount of tax" must mean everything in their own world is great and they think everyone else is fine too. It couldn't possibly mean that they want wealthier people to pay more tax.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alphabethead uses a beat up old ThinkPad. He's one of us.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok shit thing about the CRL, I know there are a few commutes that the CRL has made worse but I've had to do one of them a couple of times already and it's kind of bad. Grafton to anywhere West at peak times suuuucckkks.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The boys on site have Tool on the radio and are asking me about my Arch Linux laptop.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Best of luck to Vodafone, title sponsor of the New Zealand Warriors. Hopefully a win will boost sales of their Nokia cell phones!
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been saying this for years. The first Death Star was a plant, the partially rebuilt Death Star was not a planet and is actually an asteroid. That's why there was a big monster in the middle.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
From my couch in Mt Albert to K Rd in 16 minutes. It's over.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TUNNEL! TUNNEL! TUNNEL!
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All Star by Smash Mouth is a song about our collective ambivalence towards the climate crisis. They were ahead of their time.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I support this! As soon as they build an extensive intercity rail network with stations positioned in the centre of each city, they can name the stations whatever boring non-work name they want. Go on Winnie, do it. I dare you. I'd love to take the train from Auckland Central to Whangarei Central.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh man does this feel good!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
drew lock
a lock i drew
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Kakapo population is now sufficient enough that they should just let me have one.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The new Chat Pile 👍👍👍
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Which numbskull put the Cindy show on at the same time as the Office Dog show next door that I already had tickets to? Can I do some kind of sitcom, two dates at the same time type situation and sneak back and forth?
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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A SKELEATEN ON THE TOILET AND THERE PLAYEN NINTENDO ON THERE PHONE ON "FOLIUM" DA 3DS EMULATOR , BUT YOU CAN GET NES ,SNES, GAME CUME, WII ALL THAT SHIT ON THERE FOR FREE, DONT BE PAYING A CORPO FOR GAME'S , THE ARTISTS ALREADY GOT PAID FOR EM SO NOW ITS JUST CORPO PROFFITS SO FUCK EM, AND TE TEXT "JUST FOUND OUT ALL FLESH MUST DECAY" AND EVERY NINTENDO GAME IS A ROM FILE NOW AND ITS FREE TO DOWN LOAD NOW EVEN GAME CUBE AND 3DS DOWNLOAD , EVERY ONE DIES BUT NOT EVERY ONE GETS TO PLAY EVERY NINTENDO GAME " - DA RULING CLASS IS SCARED WATCHING THERE SKIN CRISP AND SAG WITH THE PROGRESS OF TIME, AND THERE TRYIN TO HIDE IN THERE BUNKERS, BUT FUCK IT, THEY AINT PLAYIN SHIT WE PLAYING NINTEND OGAMES, AND AS SOON AS SOMETHING HAPPENS AND THEY GO TO HIDE LIKE A EVIL RABBIT THERE SECURITY GUARDS AINT GONNA FEED EM, WELL ,,,,DO WHAT YOU WANT TODAY CAUSE TOMMORROWS FUCKED , AND IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ALL THE MEGA MAN OR MARIO THEN YOUR IN LUCK THIS SHITS FREE ON ALL DA ROM ARCHIVES AND PIRATE BAY AND EVERY WHERE ELSE ON THE WEB , SAVE THAT SHIT TO YOUR DRIVE BEFORE ITS ILLEGAL TO HAVE FUN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Steve @bort.nz · 24/08/2026
I'm OK with an under 16 social media ban as long as it is also applies for over 50's too. Every argument you have about harm reduction for teens goes double for them. www.1news.co.nz/2026/08/24/s... #nzpol
1news.co.nz
Seymour and Peters hit back as Luxon moves on under-16s social media ban
The bill won't get through Parliament before the election, and the proposed system excludes a range of digital services based on existing Australian standards.
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james @jmbrnt.online · 22/08/2026
The tremendous Vodafone warriors 🥹
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
JUST READ A BUCH OF STUFF BY CARL MARKS AND WHAT DA FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN
WHY DIDENT ANY ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS SHIT , ???? "ACCUMULATING CAPITAL WITHOUT CREATING COMMODITIES IS UNETHICAL , AND IT FUCKING SUCKS" YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO KNOW GERMAN THEY TRANSLATED ALL HIS STUFF TO REGULAR SO YOU CAN READ IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I've spent the last three years staring at CRL drawing and walking up and down the stations in various states of completion so I didn't think I needed to attend any of the open days. But man the vibe seems different when it's full of people. I'll definitely be at the Te Waihorotiu day.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My wife says Instagazm happens to lots of men and it's nothing to be ashamed of.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Gone by: a) Smoko b) Lunchtime c) Post lunch tea break d) Late afternoon walk to the supermarket to buy a chocolate bar e) Dinner time f) Dessert g) Cheeky nightcap h) Getting up and picking at the leftovers because you didn't quite have enough dinner i) Pie and a redbull for breakfast tomorrow
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
VOTE FOR THE GREENS VOTE FOR THE GREENS VOTE FOR THE GREENS VOTE FOR THE GREENS VOTE FOR THE GREENS VOTE FOR THE GREENS
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Was there an episode I missed where Mark and Jeremy accidentally kill Dobby? If so, I would protect that grave with my own life.
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Patrick Reynolds for a greater Auckland @patrickreynolds.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hilarious to me that people happily (?) living in the beautiful countryside are so exercised about the “disaster zone” a lot of us choose to live and work in. The disaster zone:
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The mighty Vodafone Warriors now have a haka, surely they are an unstoppable force now.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Still fucking irate about this. "Protecting an existing way of doing things" Do you mean fossil fuel exploration? You be talking about the wrong party. Or do you mean letting like 4 companies steal the world's IP and knowledge without consent to sell back to us? That the "kind of future" you mean?
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Lol, they'll just let you print anything in the paper.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm at the eel. The eel rocks!!!
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I've always been a Homer's Enemy is the best Simpsons episode guy, but I have seen the light. It's The PTS Disbands. It's always been The PTA Disbands.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Only the Football World Cup can create emotions like this!!!!!
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What a thrilling show of competition, sportsmen at their absolute prime, two teams performing at the highest level. Its coming down to the wire!!!! (NZ vs West Indies 4th cricket ODI of course)
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Rewatching the definitive Sam Neill role:
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Why has the media been demanding endless policy detail from Labour for the last few months, but Act is out here still announcing literal human candidates and nobody seems to care?
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Is Waiheke Island ok?
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Good news everyone, YOU TOO can sign up for a Westpac Mastercard to get presale access to enable you to pay $400 to see Primus open for another band. Make sure your internet is nice and fast though, or you might end up sitting in the worst seats known to man!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
NO MORE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN BEIGN DEGRADED BY DA WORLD EVERY DAY "NO MORE TOUCHSCREENS I WANT TO PUSH A BUTTON, I WANT THE BUTTON TO CLICK, I DONT WANT A FAKE CLICKING SOUND, I DONT WANT A CAR THAT PRETENDS ITE REVVING UP BY PLAYING EGING SOUNDS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS, I WANT 9999 FUNCTIONING GUILLOTINES, I WANT PEOPLE TO BE BAILED OUT WHILE CORPORATIONS STARVE IN THE STREETS" - FOR MORE OF THIS TYPE OF SHYT GOTO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Mom @milph.mom · 01/07/2026
Immortal life advice
Keep circulating the tapes
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@chriscudby.bsky.social Congrats on being an answer in today's NYT crossword!!!
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The English commentators have completely forgotten that Kane Williamson also dramatically retired from cricket this series, but he did it selflessly before the game and with zero fanfare, instead of during the game in the most dramatic fashion possible. (I enjoyed the drama, but Kane is the king)
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Kidd, John Kidd @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Test cricket continues to have the juice!
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