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some kind of beast or creature 🌱 📚🐘 she/they

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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 16/05/2012
[P] My current favorite #photobomb with both of us: www.flickr.com/photos/thiefree/5822…
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Jonathan Coulton and me
Guest appearance by Paul and Storm!
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
out of the blue. it has to be @vornietom.bsky.social's fault 😂
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
watching Dimension 20, aghast: how do they know about Monkeh
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
IF ONLY. i went to a button shop in london once and asked for a fabric covered button, and they looked at me like i was an alien and said they didn't have that kind.
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i'll compose a tweet to susie dent, i believe that's how these things are done
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If the word parthenodox existed, it would mean a virginal idea / maiden's beliefs, and i think I'd get a lot of use out of it.
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
exactly! and until we've tried, how certain can we be!
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
here's one though. focaccia clouds
undulating cumulonimbus clouds seen from above. they look puffy and dimpled like focaccia bread
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i am HOME i am TIRED i am HUNDREDS OF PHOTOS WAITING TO BE SORTED
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my friend Rob recommended this to me and it is great three thumbs up!!
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Advil Lavigne
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Anfor @anforsorrow.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Underneath the waters of the North Sea lies the remnants of a lost prehistoric world. A land formed at the end of the Last Glacial Period, that eventually was lost to the sea. A land that is still a mystery, and is actively being mapped by researchers. Let me briefly talk about Doggerland.🧵🔽
Hypothetical map of Doggerland and its different periods.
Map by William E. McNulty and Jerome N. Cookson. National Geographic Magazine.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My oldest once got told off when their sister was upset and they told her "It's a hard knock life." "I was just being sympathetic!" they said. "It's sarcastic," they were admonished. Cue an appalled expression as they flashbacked to every time we had said that to them throughout their childhood.
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh SENSATIONAL
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it looks great!! excellent work!
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 03/10/2026
I think people are resistant to the idea of LLMs imminently becoming essential to life in the future because, about 5 years ago, everyone said the same thing about pictures of monkeys getting high
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is not a moral horse. Fab seasonal choice, i'm looking forward to a rewatch very soon!
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you! x
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you so much! 😊
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there's always next time! x
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Judith Butler Apology Form
Date:
Reason for behavior:
( ) The media convinced me that feminism was solved in the 1980s
( ) I miss not thinking about gender
( ) I was jealous of their nonbinary swag
( ) I never actually read their work
( ) I didn't realize how much of society is built on gender
( ) Mercury was in retrograde
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( ) I will hereby respect Judith Butler and I will NOT talk down on the best feminist thinker of our lifetimes
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ty! 💜
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is my best cursed object
A four of diamonds playing card. It inexplicably has six suit markings
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
aaa thanks so much ☺️
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🥳
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you!
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I regret to inform you the starfish restaurant is currently closed
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's true, i am birthdaying - can strongly recommend turning 39 in Scotland from personal experience!
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh thank you!! 🥳
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is that what the kids are calling it these days
Star Fish Restaurant
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been giddy with excitement at the idea of getting to grips with one of these - hope some of them appeal to you too!
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That Spooky Bean @malurion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here are some horror prompts for you to play with over the spooky season and beyond. No AI or random generation was involved in the creation of these prompts. If you write one of these, feel free to chuck a link in the thread. #SpookyPrompt
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Here lies JD. He drew as many comics as he could. @lostcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are NOT machine-made clothes. If there were, your clothes would be made in the country you live in (where the customers are), or in China (where machines are cheap). They’re made in Bangladesh or India or Indonesia because that’s where the LABOUR is cheap. Your clothes are made by people.
Joyce Carol Oates says: “This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to
different consumers.“
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It really is written to grow up to, that's explaining it so well! i think that's why a lot of the adult fans weren't keen on Future: the comfort of the prior show was something they were hiding in. They were absolutely able to handle the darker material, always were, but had been choosing not to.
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it IS
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just went in SUCH a forest, y'all. Posting this so i remember to show you all the cool mushrooms i saw later.
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Catalyst is good. And has religious overtones for me anyway because the worship event i used to go to was called Catalyst, though i appreciate that's not helpful semantically.
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Surprised that Joyce doesn't seem to know why people write romance, why people read it, or how clothes are made.
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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 30/09/2026
[with gritted teeth] the WHIMSY will be INCREASED proportional to the DIFFICULTIES
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
freestyle up the ladder is top of mind!
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 01/10/2026
For National Poetry Day, another favourite of mine and brother, Ginsberg knew what he was talking about.
Howl By Allan Ginsberg
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head, but she's touching his
Chest now, he takes off her
Dress now, let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
They're taking control
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am so disappointed that you weren't protected then. You should have been, you deserved to be.
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now-you would have caused an incredible scene to save that young woman ♥️
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that must save so much confusion. good system, well done Nurse Chapel
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"no bones energy"
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Madriguera Suave
Alt: a jelly bunny being bopped on the butt by a spoon and going bwobl
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i hope you're paying him well
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
although i suppose x could be fuckability and y could be age? idk i made this a while ago
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