I'm opening up a new 1500USD donation goal on my Ko-fi. Me and my family have been left financially stranded once again, more details in the screenshotted message. As before, even if you can't donate, I appreciate even just spreading the word around...
ko-fi.com/beholdmaxine
God damn it.
![sadie's insane text messages on discord read:
CHAT, I'VE MADE AN INSANE FUCKING DISCOVERY.
I'M REWARCHING THR DARKSTALKERS OVA.
...which is peak by the way
AND THE END CREDITS COME UP, AS USUAL
[a link to "the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa on youtube]
"the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa
it's a rock song to be paired with the darkstalkers characters plastered on guitars because it's fucking cool, not terribly deep. cool rock song, cool visuals, all it wanted to be.
BUT EIKICHI YAZAWA DIDN'T WRITE THE SONG on his own](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mzhwnxgtbt7qzx7zypmv7ost/bafkreiab5so5fskgjb5ujwpddkzeyrw3mjskgtqdf6ogpytzwfoxwweoue)
![andrew gold helped. (photo credit of the writerz being listed on genius)
and do you know what fucking song he wrote a year before in 1996?
[insert a link to "spooky scary skeletons" by andrew gold on youtube]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mzhwnxgtbt7qzx7zypmv7ost/bafkreib22ampp4qznxzkpfb6nwsi3d7njjqfp752q6edcgmrocd63i5z5u)
![an inspect element'd version of a moment in SCP-5000, which reads thusly:
DOWNLOADED FILE 0001-1
Context: They sent this to every government, news organization and anomalous agency on the planet. Fuck me.
[two images of laughing cow cheeses]
The following is a message composed via consensus of Bel Group.
For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the processed cheese product "The Laughing Cow." Our previous mission centered around the manufacture and distributing of spreadable cheese wedges to grocery stores and supermarkets. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years.
Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race.
There will be no further communication.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h3niyuamf5pcvcrokhownbsz/bafkreiger6ox7bsdy6bwg2xihjdtnvq4rs47fp4azdejjydbryzlfa6n54)
