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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Just got a targeted ad for something that electrocutes your brain to reduce brain fog and anxiety. We are so fucked.

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Jack @jacklikesfilms.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

So tired of this 'Labour only seem bad because of how the media report stuff' bullshit. We hear them talk. We can see their speeches and interviews. We can see the policies being put into action. We can see the harm they're doing to millions of people. They're fucking shite.

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Saying she got stabbed for “lying” about her gender is the narrative the media is going with is it? In britain they kill u if you don’t disclose your trans status is it

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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 08/01/2025

Congratulations to Rory Stewart on being cast as Slenderman in the live action Netflix movie

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Just had to sit through Paul Chowdhry hosting Live at the Apollo (on a ferry, limited entertainment choices) and his stuff is strikingly similar to the racist white comedians of old. Absolute reactionary right wing trash sanitised for a mainstream audience by virtue of coming from a POC comic.

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Kier Starmer saw The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel four times at the cinema

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Happy NYE* everyone! *non-binary yearning episode

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Insights from the journey back south: There is too much London. Need to get rid of some. They could probably do with about 70% less London.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Nothing funnier than when people respond seriously to dril posts

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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 30/12/2024

bindel/joyce at the oxford literary festival is an example of what cis ppl mean when they say ‘trans debate’. they don’t mean debate with us. they mean they wanna have a chat amongst themselves about how best to eradicate us and it’s impolite and overly sensitive of us to call them bigots for it.

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Bee Movie. “It’s okay for a human woman to fuck a bee” is a very powerful message.

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Also (more insights from the journey north) it should be illegal to sell more tickets for a train than there are seats.

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Right, someone has to say it and I guess it has to be me… Trains that I am on should only stop at places I consider it worth stopping at. Who the fuck is going to Whittlesea in this economy and why are they delaying this train further so I can’t have cig at Peterborough before my next one?

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Added tip from a 14 year vegan, 6 year sober (& former alcoholic) person: be prepared to cut down on drinking as well during veganuary (if you can) because your hangovers will be brutal before your body adjusts to not consuming as much fat to soak up the booze.

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

If I speak, I am in big trouble…

A moustache biscuit with icing that looks like cum

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Going to a church event later today because it’s important to my partner’s parents (leftie humanist chrizzos) and they have always been super lovely to me. I believe this is what is known as “growth”

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Autumnal Manoeuvres in the Borbs @borbs.northsky.social · 23/12/2024

The account follow farmed 45k users by following 90k then started a coordinated attack on Palestinians

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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Your annual reminder that no one who works in a restaurant wants to work on Christmas Day, they're there because the owners (who will be at home with their families) want more money. You can make it unprofitable to open by simply not booking a restaurant on that day

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

One of the fun things about the internet is that when you post something like “fascism is inherently part of the German psyche”, 30 seconds later, without fail, a German will come along and prove your point for you with the manner of their attempts to counter it.

Me: As an ausländer living in Germany, I can say with absolute certainty that mainstream German thought & society is distinctly fascist. There’s nothing hateful or intolerant about observing the deeply ingrained racist, genocidal and authoritarian tendencies within the German psyche.

Some German loser:
you're more likely ignorant, young and naive so you have some time to realise how dumb the statement was & learn the wider social and historical context.
by this 'logic' most of the world which also currently doesn't realise the full extent of the Palestinian struggle is 'nazi'.

Also may I suggest, since you're accusing all these people of being 'complicit', my first step in your shoes would be to cut my own complicity and avoid supporting this 'yet to be denazified state' with my taxes etc. if anything it would give me a new perspective on it.

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring

Harry DuBois (a middle aged white alcoholic with thinning hair and mutton chops) from Disco Elysium

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I genuinely cannot imagine what it is like to have this little comprehension of the politics of one’s homeland

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Incredible GB News still. Flawless

weird looking man with a teddy on his bed above the caption "first cousin marriage row".

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

I have a stand up gig later and I’m trying to figure out if enough people will get this joke to make it worth doing: I was going to do a joke about Donald Trump shoving a pineapple up his arse tonight but in light of the current political climate I’ve decided to shelf it

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

It’s so cute when Americans pretend they live in a democracy

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mrs shodai @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

me and starmer don’t usually see eye to eye but he’s made the right call here

i have edited a headline about NHS delayed being death sentences to pretend it’s about west streeting

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 16/10/2024

I do stand up now… follow me on TikTok for more mediocre jokes and awkward delivery

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Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

Their elite soldiers are getting ambushed and killed as they try to infiltrate Lebanon, a squadron of drones allegedly just hit their artillery in Neve Ziv. So they’re going back to what they do best; murdering children

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

I spent a large chunk of today writing observational comedy from the perspective of a French dog. It doesn’t pay well but being a comedian certainly beats my old job verifying videos of dead kids all day!

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2024

trans & GNC hive mind… are there hormones I could take or procedures that would stop me growing hair on my face? I am fine with the rest of my everything because I’m lucky enough to already have a gender neutral physique but the hair growing on my face keeps making me dysphoric and shaving sucks!

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 23/09/2024

guantanamo couldn’t get me admitting something like this

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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 24/09/2024

absolutely incredible how journalists cannot take ultimately toothless online criticism from trans women when we have to take the full force of the institutional media to the face every time they whisper to the government that taking more rights away from trannies would be good for pageviews

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2024

Managed to accidentally lock myself out of the gaff with 3 dogs!

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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

enjoying whatever bsky bug is currently making videos look like this

squished guy saying "brat summer is over besties"

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boner coleslaw @bonercoleslaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2024

You‘ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? I am so fucked!

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groove time radio @groovetimeradio.bsky.social · 06/09/2024

Repost if you think Brianna Wu is talking shit

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