shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026googling how to report a tweet to the united nations 150
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026great, can't wait to tune in for his after our Nurembergs 030
Reposted by shannon hozinecJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A cross-section of acquired images / "maybes" for Southern Reach coffee table book, for the Contamination chapter. The contamination chapter is less "photo-realistic" than other chapters in how it posits a Southern Reach paranoid about localized "cultural" contamination in an "influence zone". 3724
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just a heads-up to anyone thinking of using CVS to fill their prescriptions-- don't! they'll lose it at a distribution center clear across the country, claim they can't do anything about it, make YOU call USPS to get them to reverse the shipment-- 120
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026bad: waking up at 5 to the dulcet tones of a cat in active vomit mode (but figuring, since it's too late to prevent it entirely, that you'll just clean it when you get up for good) worse: getting up for good at 8 and not being able to find it 160
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026how do I know when it's time to get off social media / the news for the day? when my watch buzzes and asks, 'take a minute to breathe?' which it inevitably does each time I start doom-scrolling 040
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026almost cried in the Goodwill dressing room today because none of the 15 (FIFTEEN!) pairs of pants I tried on fit my freakishly-proportioned body 140
Reposted by shannon hozinecBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s been interesting to see whose mind immediately went to Rocky Horror and whose mind immediately went to Muppets and whose mind immediately went to Clue and whose mind immediately went to SPAAAACE and on and on and on because no matter what age you are he’s iconic and very special to you 1664558876
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026men are really out here puffing out their chests over the importance of passing on their 'lineage' as if they have anything to offer their bloodlines aside from massive debt, dusty pokémon cards, and a weak chin 140
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026every time I sigh and clean out my voicemails I make @violetvolume.bsky.social guess how many were actually for me. last time, out of 27, it was 0. ZERO! 030
Reposted by shannon hozinecRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 27/07/2026At first I read this as a sign about the band TOOL and it was much funnier that way 1547855
Reposted by shannon hozinec28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody 278122221847
Reposted by shannon hozinecNathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy 363194963084
Reposted by shannon hozinecCrowbar @crowbar.wtf · 26/07/2026I just saw a reel of a young man doing a thing called “What’s on Grandpa’s Turntable” - & he reviewed the album the Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails. I’m just going to lay here and turn into dust now. 2404019366
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026hey, PRT, this is the second day in a row (and at least the fourth time this month) that my AM bus (that has no alternate route, nor any overlap with any other lines) was abruptly canceled. you know people use these things to get to work, right? 250
Reposted by shannon hozinecDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026YOU - I don't wanna say *cock-carousel* anymore. 114752
Reposted by shannon hozinecThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956… 7162521708
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026one day I will remember to close the toilet lid BEFORE cleaning the bidet controls 031
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 14/07/2026looks like it's a diet of string cheese, cornichons, and fridge cigs until this whole thing blows over 3142
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026if these recent events be the work of god, may he turn his wrathful eye on pennsylvania next. either or both. 040
Reposted by shannon hozineconion person @junlper.beer · 08/07/2026the video is about the quality of fast food but everything feels like this lately 7976811556
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 29/06/2026can't believe we martyred ourselves with Fetterman but STILL have to hear from this slimeball on the reg 030
Reposted by shannon hozinecDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 29/06/2026"ugh another old stuff horror movie from Robert Eggers ugh" you wish you loved anything so deeply and productively 141224201
Reposted by shannon hozinecDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 26/06/2026ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - There is nothing. Only warm, primordial blackness. Your conscience ferments in it -- no larger than a single grain of malt. You don't have to do anything anymore. 08118
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I am once again asking men, if they're dead set on catcalling, to employ at least a modicum of effort in doing so. today as I was walking down Butler Street, some guy in a (spotless, elevated) pickup truck just leaned out his window and yelled 'HOT.' my guy ... 040
Reposted by shannon hozinecderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter 1441382357414
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 15/06/2026'without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18' one of my very favorites!static.klipy.comALT: 340
Reposted by shannon hozinecRachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand 123100582161
Reposted by shannon hozinecAWaltzCP @awaltzcp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Some really offbeat events this week in Pittsburgh. 063
Reposted by shannon hozinecMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building 6478411526
Reposted by shannon hozinecTana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Me: I need to go to bed earlier tonight Also me: 111621
Reposted by shannon hozinecLee Zimmerman @zim2918.bsky.social · 20/05/2026The witches of Macbeth 1348344
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 28/04/2026out two hours and 2.75 and have no dill pickle soup to show for it 140
Reposted by shannon hozinecmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence 302273086366
Reposted by shannon hozinecThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-… 251301097142
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 11/04/2026the audacity of Giant Eagle to ask me if I'd like to donate after charging me $9 for a bag of lemons 160
Reposted by shannon hozinecWes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms 222103432249
Reposted by shannon hozinecDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 01/04/2026YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.) 0628303
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I'm not advocating catcalling, but on the scale of 'immediate castration' to 'stern admonishment,' the creativity and poetics of something like, 'damn, Carrot Top, you got a fine behind!' does make me rule toward leniency 370
Reposted by shannon hozinecgeothebio ✨🔪 @geothebio.bsky.social · 26/03/2026when a video game forces me to do horse racing to progress the story 0194
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 23/03/2026just overheard two researchers out in the hallway: 'okay, brother, let's get this day started!' 'yeah, time to get to work!' it's 12:45 pm?? 110
shannon hozinec @boneappleteeth.bsky.social · 20/03/2026funny to see this two days after finishing Annihilation 250
Reposted by shannon hozinecZé Burnay @zeburnay.bsky.social · 11/03/2026This hare has chicken feet and nothing else 5444106
Reposted by shannon hozinecweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one 302124369
