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Callie

@bomgaars.bsky.social
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(she/they). TTRPG designer, medievalist, dice rolling enthusiast.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Data doing karaoke [pitch-perfect Brandon Flowers voice]: "I am coming out of my cage and I have been doing just fine I have got to, I have got to be down because I want it all..."
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name: The Barenaked Gentlemen
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have been informed that some people ship Clive and Maurice from "Maurice" Like... "We all love the closeted gay who chooses repressive social acceptance over genuine self-actualization from E.M. Forster's hit novel, 'Don't Choose Repressive Social Acceptance Over Genuine Self-Actualization'"
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*looking around at all the catastrophic problems in the world's most successful capitalist society* "Wow, I can't wait until capitalism fixes all these unrelated and non-systemic problems!"
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Lucy Bellwood @lubellwoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is making the rounds on Tumblr again, so I'm sharing it here for anyone struggling to put Accurate Boat Stuff in their creative work. (These are excerpts from my comic A Week at Sea with OHP, which you can read online here: lucybellwood.com/new-comic-a-...)
An illustrated diagram showing the different parts of a square sail on a tall ship, including tacks, head, leeches, reef nettles, foot, and clews, along with how they work together to bring the sail up to the yard or down to be set.An illustrated step by step guide to setting a square sail on a tall ship. 1. Cast off your gear, 2. Sheet home, 3. Tend your braces, and 4. Haul your halyard!
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cyberpunk character suffering cyberpsychosis after trying on too many glasses at warby parker
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd never seen this Roy Lichtenstein painting before, but it's incredible how he manages unfailingly to make his copies worse than the original comics he's ripping off.
A drab pop art painting of a sinister man driving a car, watching a stoic blonde in leopard print fur. The proportions of the guy's face are offThe original image, from Girls' Romances 78 by Tony Abruzzo. The guy has a more sinister leer, while the woman has heavier mascara and feels both sadder and more determined. A caption reads "I vowed to myself I would NOT miss my appointment -- that I would NOT go riding with him--yet before I knew it..."
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got back in touch with an old friend and I'm kicking myself for not saying "Every day I get in my cybertruck and commute to my job at raytheon where I coordinate AI development with the IDF"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why did Seattle's former City Traffic Engineer sigh with exasperation in this tweet from 2019? 🧵
Dongho Chang: "Sometimes we agree to disagree, the best we could do here (sigh)"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i call this "neoteny of the oppressed" btw. because children are the archetypal objects of legitimate coercion (violence, authority, control, etc) any vulnerable group can have their autonomy stripped by first linking them to children & childlikeness. the comparison legitimizes any act of coercion
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As I explain that "we have to sacrifice the human rights of some groups" and "you actually don't have a choice about who you vote for" are sentiments that directly contradict the founding principles of Liberalism, I am repeatedly tased and dragged away by police, to the applause of onlookers
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i think in the future all art will be a perfect sphere that we all go look at, one giant orb in the center of america that we all go and stand in front of and point at it and say "there it is, there's the art". nobody knows who made it or where it came from or why it's there, we just look at it.
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When you realize you've just written a 100-page tangent and need to get back to the main plot:
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"I am an ally of the trans community!" Nice, which trans activists do you find most influential on your work? "None of them! They all hate me because of the things I say!"
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Radical trans terrorist organization that forcefems anti-trans politicians wait this is the plot of X-Men
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today marks 25 years since the only time Republicans considered a big coastal city to be representative of all America
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Benjamin Dewey @benjamindewey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here's a few more Star Trek fan art pieces. I hand-letter everything because I don't have all the fonts or the knowledge of how to do it another way (that I'm satisfied with.) I've always got time for Odo/Quark/O'Brien tributes.
A mash up illustration of Odo and Columbo labeled as "columbodo"Miles O'brien with his hands on his hips with his sleeves rolled up. Around him is the statement "Endure and Thrive like you are Miles F'n O'Brien" Odo and Quark having a stare-down with each other. Quark is amused. Around them in a circle is the text: Sometimes your nemesis and your best friend are the same weird little goblin.
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wonder what these two are up to. You don't hear a lot about them anymore.
Kanye West and Taylor Swift during the Imma Let You Finish incident
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*laying your neck gently on the chopping block* Don't worry, this is just part of my plan to defeat the Executioner
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Seems like a fair price. Anyone wanna buy my free will?
Corner of a brochure that says "Free Will ($159 value)"
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[Johnny Cash voice]: Your own... personal... data
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Wow, that's really good advice!" "Thanks, I got it from a screenshot of an instagram post of a screenshot of an old twitter post of someone paraphrasing something their therapist told them, supposedly."
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Liberal Centrist reading a book about labor history: "Why are these commies rioting so hard for something the ruling class is just going to give them in a couple decades anyway?"
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me 2 years ago: "I will not lie to my daughter just to make things easier for me." Me today: "You can't eat bread in bed. They sound too much alike."
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love the first time you go to the museum in Stardew Valley and Gunther is looking at his completely empty museum and going, "huh, I have absolutely no things in here at all!"
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am being tortured to death for being correct and knowing how to read. Fortunately(?) this is no different from every other day of my entire life.
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me when I am struck and killed by a car but no one knows who I am because of my incredible opsec: 😏
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
HP Lovecraft: I just wuv kitties! They're sooo cuuUute! Me: Aww, what's your kitty's name? HP: ...you wouldn't be able to pronounce it. Me: Can *you* pronounce it? HP: The very utterance of it would drive you MAD. Me: ... can you spell it? HP [examining my head shape]: Are you a Hungarian?
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
100% chance some ICE guy dies trying to jack off with these and gets a state funeral, body lying in state in the Capitol, casket tastefully hiding his ruined microwaved-hotdog dick.
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Beth Andres-Beck @beth4ma.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Socialism stands against all imperialism, not just America’s imperialism. We stand against all genocides, all apartheid, all conquest, all exploitation. Foreign policy that rewards peace and punished war will create more peace and less war.
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I spoke to dobby through the portal to hell that the government keeps in their basement and he told me that his greatest wish was to have a giant undersea cable punched through his hollow corpse. "Piss on it first, though," he told me
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just four friends hanging out and smiling like normal people. I have definitely seen smiles before!
quattro personaggi che ridono veneto by Bartolomeo Veneto. Rennaissance painting of four men and women laughing together but the smiles are just off. As if painted by someone who had only read about smiles but never seen them.
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Narrator: "The Confederate forces continued their preparations, but still General McClellan refused to advance." Shelby Foote: "Now one time I saw a gator chowin down on a hush puppy, if you c'n believe it." [Smiles into the camera for 3 seconds] "Pshaw!"
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 31/07/2026
Sorry i meant to say we need more celebrities to donate $100 million to suicide hotlines so we can call someone who will beg us not to kill ourselves when the state takes away our medication and housing, and then send the cops to our home if we say the wrong series of words. My bad.
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Pouring one of these in my coffee in the morning so I can start the day off right with da LORD
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just trying to post pictures of a warhammer dude I painted and Bluesky keeps eating the posts. I do not have the energy to re-write the caption and alt-text a third time, I am wasting precious baby-nap time. Fuck this stupid webbed site.
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"I wouldn't bother calling for help, Mr. Trudeau. I think you'll find your girlfriend is a bit... BOTTLED UP! MWAH-HA-HA-HA!"
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You are not prepared for what is under the sticky note
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fans of what?
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"OK, everyone! Thank you for coming to this panel on the detrimental effects of memetic turns of phrase - or "poster's lingo" - leaking into academic discourse. In this essay, I will..."
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Just canceled my DashPass and sent this email to DoorDash. I encourage you to do the same if you support D.C. home rule. press@doordash.com and ir@doordash.com
Hello,

I’m writing to let you know that I just canceled my DashPass because of DoorDash’s disgraceful campaign against D.C. home rule.

DoorDash is urging Congress to nullify a new D.C. law imposing a 20 percent tax on food-delivery services—not merely by overturning that law, but by prohibiting the District from enacting any new tax without prior congressional approval. That is an extraordinarily sweeping assault on D.C.’s right to govern itself and an odious insult to the District’s residents.

I am especially disgusted by DoorDash’s public claim that it is somehow defending D.C. residents while actively seeking to strip us of our right to govern ourselves through our own democratically elected lawmakers. Please do not pretend that disenfranchising District residents is an act undertaken on our behalf.

I intend to publicize DoorDash’s attack on home rule as widely as possible and urge everyone I know to boycott the company.

Shame on you.
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Happy tech-priest
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Callie @bomgaars.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Tbh, it is pretty funny to say "How dare you accuse me of being insensitive to the plight of the poor? You must be one of those people who fake being poor for all the obvious benefits that provides, just like everyone else who disagrees with me!"
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