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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 5h
It gets wings and can fly
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 5h
When you defeat it, it's balls fall off
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 6h
Fiiiiiiiine
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 8h
I'm gonna knock it's balls off
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 8h
Ah, Gintama rerun in GBF, time to fight the penis cannon
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not Changing It @msico.bsky.social · 9h
yikes-a-roo
original tweet: Asked Ch*t*PT my perceived IQ & to make me a report card based on our conversations. image attached has a "detailed", obviously glowing Cognitive Report Card, with a massively high IQ in the 99.9th percentile. 

Quote tweet: i think sexting ch*t*pt is less embarrassing than asking ch*t*pt "what do you think my iq is"
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 9h
...I think they're right about the sexting lmao
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 13h
h/t to @slack2thefuture.bsky.social for letting me know you can delete the "customer personalization" data in your Amazon account and enter anything you want. Like this.
Fucking with Amazon "customer personalization"
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リズ @rizunm.bsky.social · 12h
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 18h
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle.com · 11h
Flu activity in California began rising in September, months earlier than usual, prompting state health officials to urge residents to get vaccinated now.
bit.ly
Flu season is starting months early in California. Health officials say vaccinate now
Flu activity in California began rising in September, months earlier than usual, prompting state health officials to urge residents to get vaccinated now.
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 10h
If the library has it I'm always willing to try at least! Like a blurb just isn't the same as reading a few chapters. And I did like Cabaret in Flames so I gotta try sometimes, y'know?
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 15h
I owe the vibrating coaster an apology. No QR codes, no "download our app", no giving away my phone number. Just order your food and wait for the plastic hockey puck to start having a seizure.
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 12h
It's just hitting me like... I could read it but it would be a chore even though it's short. Too many other things to read for me to force it :3
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 12h
Only a little bit into it but Grief Eater isn't for me. I know Ello loved it but horror is mostly not my thing and this is definitely not my thing. Gonna return it unfinished.
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 12h
Weirdo
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 14h
Sgt joe
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 16h
I’m a tall drink of water and 3 ibuprofen
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two post. One replies to the other, with a great dunk. 

richthetruth

Autism:
1 in 10,000. 1990
1 in 30. 2026
Vaccines cause autism.

This post got 2.6 thousand likes 

Reply by 
spacehabs

Near Earth Asteroids:
1960, 20
2026, 40k+
Telescopes cause asteroids

This post got 86.7 thousand likes 

Context: 
Vaccines don’t cause autism we just have better ways to doctjnebt and observe autism since 1990 just like Telescopes have gotten better at observing asteroids since 1960.
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tracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 21h
gaia online making anti-genAI posts i knew we could always trust u
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 14h
I can't watch the new trigun either for the same reasons oh well
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 14h
nah man, we cancelled him for being a rape apologist a few years ago :(
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 14h
No that was just me shaming you then logging off
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 14h
static.klipy.com
Sgt Frog Keroro Gunsou
ALT: Sgt Frog Keroro Gunsou
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 15h
pick a harder one next time guy!
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 15h
for me it is "the anime that made me throw up"
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 15h
I wish I could watch Promare (I cannot because it causes motion sickness)
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/10/2026
Hot news for the sea lion in my comments bothering everyone about how training data is fair use www.courthousenews.com/ai-training-...
courthousenews.com
AI training of copyrighted material not fair use: Third Circuit
Using someone else's "creative spark" to start a competing business runs afoul of copyright law, the panel found.
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 15h
also squirrels that you can take to the blacksmith to get them sharpened
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 22h
It's the largest state to greenlight plug-in solar panels that help reduce home energy bills.
motherjones.com
California just made it legal to turn balconies into tiny power plants
It's the largest state to greenlight plug-in solar panels that help reduce home energy bills.
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 15h
And the people complaining about solar panels haven't seen all the studies coming out about how animals and plants LOVE solar farms, like even in the ocean off the coast of Chile fish love it. It's actually a benefit to have solar farms mixed in with your agriculture!
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 06/10/2026
Oh, dear GOD. Stay as far the hell away from this product as you can. Installing this is the digital equivalent of not only inviting the vampire into your house but encouraging him to bring all his vampire friends as well.
futurism.com
Meta Insiders Convinced Muse Is Going to End Up Leaking the Bank Accounts and Email Archives They're Vacuuming Up From Users
Meta employees are paranoid that the company's new Muse AI agent could lead to a catastrophic data breach of sensitive user data.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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MORG @sugimototeru.bsky.social · 20h
advertisers forcing platforms to severely censor any hosted works considered adult including hugging is honestly fuckin crazy because the source of most sexual content i see on most platforms is from ads for apps with weird AI-generated fetish content
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20h
Watching mom pour more and more rum into the fruit salad and then she says "it'll burn off" and I think to myself "burn off how" about an hour before everyone is loaded at the family Christmas party but hasn't had a sip to drink
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 06/10/2026
arstechnica.com
OpenAI agents tried to hack Wikipedia tools and flooded it with traffic
The reports of OpenAI agents harming 3rd party sites keep coming.
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GlowDonk - The Xbox Avatar Guy @glowdonk.bsky.social · 19h
Before any of you start the trumpets and fanfares It's vibecoded
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 16h
the biggest naturals
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 23h
idk i think it has a lot of naturals
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xio coquette dragoon but a dog 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @tragicallyyuri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🥺🩷🤍🧡
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 16h
I generally rt Mark's stuff too even though we very much had the conversation about no he does not want to know because he knows how I talk about books and writing lmao
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 18h
she’s a beautiful baby who turned two and still loves big bowls
It’s Moo Deng!! She’s a big beautiful girl and she has her front feet in a big bowl and her back feet in a big bowl and she’s resting comfortably
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23h
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 16h
🫂
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 16h
I know I'm not in the chats because I'm in no chats but I very genuinely will ask friends "do you want feedback from me" because mostly they uh...do not lmao so I end up quiet and will hit like or w/e and move on
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 17h
Heading over to Honeybaked, does anyone need a cup of ham
Ham Protein Cup. It’s a cup of ham
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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 16h
I don't like the grappling I just like the stories. One of my friends pointed out that wrestling without the wrestle is just shoujo manga tho and I really do like shoujo manga lmao
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