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cat killers. dog killers. pedophiles. maga is truly a big tent party

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rahm emanuel still trying to milk the obama years into his own presidency is some profoundly delusional shit. imagine mack mclarty trying to run for president in like 2008. you don’t even know who that is

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i’m on my frederick douglass. i’m on my abraham lincoln. i’m on my combination frederick douglass/abraham lincoln

a combintion frederick douglass/abraham lincoln kids halloween costume, with a black kid as douglass and the smaller “alternate view” of a white kid as lincoln

a combintion susan b. anthony and harriet tubman kids halloween costume with a white kid as anthony and a smaller window with a black kid as tubman

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“i’m not new to this, i’m true to this” would make an all-time real housewives tagline

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“since all the bloomfs are posting themselves in glasses.” my culture is not your costume

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still not used to white people saying “deadass.” it’s like a dog saying hello

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[david attenborough voice] his guests have left for the last time, and our host, however grateful to have company, expeditiously begins the Removal of the Pants

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“i’m commander shepard, and this is my favorite store on the citadel” echoing through an abandoned mall

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gonna blame the glee reboot for the extremely cursed hypothetical mashup i can’t get out of my head

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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 21/10/2026

just learned that the guy who financed the beginnings of the nyc subway also had a private subway car, and now i’m obsessed with the concept of a private subway car

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In the olden days when many things felt less dire, at least for some people, I wanted to get on social media and be serious and raise alarms and now that things feel much more dire I just want to log on and post like “there should be a gay bar in Hanoi called Ho Chi Men”

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“i pooped all over my bedroom and now it smells bad and i am sad”

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the peace of mind a former journalist has from forgetting that the midterms are soon

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to be clear, the supreme court justice says he decides cases by imagining himself hosting the 1776 version of fox news diner segments

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 19/10/2026

“so what if i was undiagnosed borderline and an alcoholic who terrorized my young children, when i also taught sunday school?” is literally the premise of the third comment

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saw this at school dropoff and thought oh hell yeah that’s that shit bluesky likes

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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 19/10/2026

don’t know who needs to hear this but flushable wipes are not actually flushable

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I have a sign outside my house that says “trans rights are human rights” and some dumb bitch around the corner tried to steal it, but I was outside walking the dogs so I got to confront her and scare the shit out of her lmao

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 18/10/2026

worst thing about going to college in ohio was definitely the number of people who incorrectly think i am from ohio

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the envelope containing a letter informing us we owe nearly $1000 in back taxes

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

Today’s Baseball Name is Pussy Tebeau

Pussy Tebeau
Position: Rightfielder
Bats: Unknown • Throws: Unknown
5-10, 175lb (178cm, 79kg)
Born: February_22, 1870 in Worcester, MA
More bio, uniform, draft, salary info y
SUMMARY WAR AB H HR
Career 0.16
3 0
BA
.500

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 16/10/2026

you guys aren’t gonna believe the name of the guy who got sentenced to two years in prison for threatening to kill the vice president on this very niche microblogging platform

justice.gov

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a diamond necklace that says “open marriage”

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not the hell’s kitchen contestant looking at his two black teammates when he mentions he’s getting married at a plantation home

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a political friend texted me about this with “fuck it’s happening”, and for one jubilant second, i thought dawn had finally broken

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why would i want a car that jumps 20 feet in the air and does a barrel roll? especially from the company whose cars also fall apart and catch fire?

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