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DC Sports. Assorted reindeer games. Quiznos never should have lost the sandwich wars.

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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This guy hasn't Hideo Kojima'd a day in his life
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m not sure what it means that Maryland has 300 yards of offense and yet is losing at halftime, but it’s not anything good
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I didn’t realize Nebraska had both Anthony Colandrea and Dana Holgorsen, but thank god they’re not somewhere more exciting than Lincoln
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw a post on here listing Fleck as a potential replacement for Locksley at Maryland. Unless he’s a closet Muppets superfan, I’m not sure what we could offer him…
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rudy Giuliani was the same way
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’d love to know the total amount of time at least one capital has been in the crease this game
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm just struggling to grasp the idea of a coach at his level having a hobby.
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And now I'm mad about the Terps not hiring Mike Leach all over again...
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go Terps
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Usually when we're talking about shots you shouldn't take and the Atlanta Hawks, Josh Smith is involved.
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But then she got to stay another week!
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are too many Mike McSomethings in the NFL. We need to consolidate them into some sort of Cerberus
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There were “fire locksley” chants in the first quarter!
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You mean the dong, right?
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drove all the way to the rink for a 10:20 beer league game. Blew a tire pulling into the parking lot. God simply didn’t want me to get to suck at hockey tonight.
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My wife, a Brown alum, spent the better part of our first date telling me about her college experience (we were 22, it’s fine). I then had to ask where Brown was. I wish I could bottle her expression that night.
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's what Smokey would have wanted
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Take up smoking like a real man.
A person wearing glasses holds an oversized cigarette in front of their face. Above them, text reads "Cigarettes for Men™." At the bottom, additional text states 20 inches, 8 ounces.
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’d think betting on punt hang time would be a thing but maybe I shouldn’t give them any ideas
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
finally somewhere to put the Clemson-South Carolina game this year
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OUR PET’S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That arm ain’t healthy, I can tell you that much
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes!
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Two types of Sports Watchers: Those who know Joe Beninati Those who better learn about Joe Beninati
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Billy Edwards is a former Terp. The power of September is the only narcotic he needs.
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'd be shocked if Blue Sky was any less than 100% liberal arts lefty
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I cannot, but if you listened to this weekend’s show over multiple days, the late ep reminder that Ohio State loss really hits different
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every Mario needs a Wario
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
singing along to Linkin Park while you wait for your mom to get done in the store
Still from the television show Breaking Bad showing Walter White yelling in the back of an suv
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We all know you can only go crotch first into the goal post for PROCREATION ONLY!
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Duke Tango Voice: MY GODSON
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s amazing that he hasn’t taken a sack today
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Are they doing something to the balls in NFL games or are punters just allowed to juice now?
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As one of three people this post is for: thanks man
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sure do wish we had someone like Trent Williams in Washington right now!
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Showing this to every zoomer to explain what 9/11 did to the American psyche
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Toby Keith - Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TobyKeithVEVO
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The duality of the USA
Wake Up Barstool • 9/11 America Remembers
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-man-who-...
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The Man Who Bowled a Perfect Game on 9/11
And never bowled a perfect game again
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*Chris Berman voice*
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Something must be done about fonts in the power conferences
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JM @jmdc88.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
⚠️ If you have any info on the whereabouts of 53-year old public affairs expert Antoinette Forbes, last seen on the 3200 block of Nebraska Ave. in DC on Friday, September 4th, please call: Youth & Family Engagement Division - (202) 576-6768 or Real Time Crime Center - (202) 727-9099. 1/3
Missing person alert from Metropolitan Police Department for Antoinette Forbes, age 53. She was last seen on Friday, September 4, 2026, in the 3200 block of Nebraska Avenue N.W. She is described as an Asian female, 5'2" tall, 115 pounds, with black hair and brown eyes. The clothing description is unknown.
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ultimate Warrior Ass Promo
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Catching up on the big tech news:
What advantages does this $3,000’foldable iPhone have over say, a piece of paper? Which I could also fold in half.
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