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Robyn

@bobbybirb.bsky.social
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she/her. Knitting, nail polish, sometimes Star Trek. Often sweary. Forever salty about public transit.

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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Can we not with the Harry Potter categories on jeopardy?
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
naming your bakery after a song about the wrongful conviction and exoneration of a teenager, and a critique of the Canadian justice system, just because it's a song by a local band that has "wheat" in the title is, well, certainly A Choice
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I fell for Manitoba Milling Company’s deceptive packaging and I feel like an idiot for missing the “Imported By” This flax milk isn’t Made In Canada or a Product Of Canada. It’s made from Canadian-grown flax that’s shipped elsewhere (most likely USA) then imported back into Canada
A carton of Manitoba Flax Original fortified flax beverage (flax milk)The side of the carton,showing two 11-point maple leaves that read “Canadian grown flax” and “Lin cultivé au Canada”The other side of the carton, bottom right corner reads “Imported by Manitoba Milling Company” with address and website
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
The best job in baseball is the organ player who gets to be like ok, send me this year’s pop hits
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
don’t forget to ask crafters you’re commissioning if they’re smokers or at least work in a smoke-free environment. Don’t learn that lesson the hard way like I did today. I wish I had refused to accept the commission & not gone into the house as soon as I smelled the cigarettes
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trying to research council candidates for my ward but I would have to sign up for facebook in order to do so, except for the 1 guy with a website that’s all AI & generic right-wing taking points No one should need a social media account to do their civic duty
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spookyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
they should make a craft that doesn’t require hunching like a disgusting goblin
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Another Canadian brand disappointment: wanted to switch back to Green Beaver deodorant but they’ve change the formula to include corn starch. It was literally the only Canadian made & owned deodorant that was effective, didn’t burn my skin, and was allergy-safe. And now it’s not
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Checked on a Canadian shampoo company to see if their products were on sale bc I can’t find anything else domestically that’s allergy-safe, only to learn that they’ve used AI to rebrand AND they’ve discontinued the wavy hair all-in-one styling product. And the sale prices are still too expensive.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My train has been delayed so long that my boarding pass has disappeared from my wallet app. At least the QR code is in the email
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Via Rail is a fucking joke The staff are lovely, the trains are comfortable enough. But the system doesn’t work. My train to Kingston today got stuck just outside Kingston station bc we had to wait 1h20m for 4 trains to pass bc of a signal issue.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Stuck on the train waiting for 3 trains to pass before we can get to the station we were supposed to arrive at half an hour ago. If this is what passes for a functional rail system, we need Alto yesterday.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
re lrp: I’m working on a knitting project that has taken YEARS of designing & troubleshooting & I just KNOW I won’t be able to share it when it’s done bc someone will demand the pattern and there is no way that I would even recoup the costs of tech editing & test knitting if I sell the pattern…
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Danielle @daniellemullen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If I had a dollar for the number of times people have told me I could sell my knitting, I'd have way more money than I'd ever make selling my knitting.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If, when the time comes, Johnny Gilbert gets replaced by his own AI voice, I will drop jeopardy so fast and never look back.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
scanned my pc optimum card at shoppers last week for the first time in years and now I'm being flooded with promotional emails that I never signed up to received but apparently scanning your card automatically signs you up. I've just unsubscribed for the 3rd time this week hopefully it'll stick
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
losing it over the fact that the sudden influx of "eat more peanut butter" commercials come from the Canada-based branch of a lobby group for the US peanut industry keep your elbows up, babes, we're scaring the peanut farmers 😂😂😂
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
if you're banning reusable water bottles at any event, but especially outdoor summer events like World Cup soccer matches, you'd better also be mandating that venues provide free water for attendees and make sure it's also available while they're waiting in line for hours in extreme heat
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’m at a new discount grocery store that charges $1 for carts. I take back what I said about “plant based” on foods that have always been made with plants; THIS might be my villain origin story
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"the R slur is coming back" not within slapping distance of me it's not
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Learning the term “under-babied” while watching Handmaid’s Tale is stomach-churning levels of fucked up. If I hadn’t already committed to never setting foot in that country again, this would definitely go on the list of reasons not to
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Honest to fuck if you need a bylaw to tell you not to spoon-feed a bear, you are beyond saving. Go ahead and spoon-feed the bear. Do the city a favour.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I’m shocked “don’t spoon-feed bears in your backyard” isn’t one of the tips, but I guess if there’s no bylaw telling you not to do it then it’s perfectly fine
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The idea that La-Z-boy is “proudly Canadian owned” is laughable. Why do American companies think Canadians are stupid enough to fall for their obvious maple-washing?
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Ellie B. Spookypants @brynstar7.xyz · 25/03/2026
You can't give up Harry Potter because it means so much to you? Skill issue. There are a bazillion other media franchises out there that you can construct a personality around if you wanted. Like, you can probably even find one with a Chosen One who's very into a sport.
Ben Sisko holding a baseball.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
No one has ever looked so much like their job than this immersive theatre director on jeopardy tonight
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
is this the house Ilya Rozanov buys when he moves to Ottawa?
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
House of Commons: Musical Chairs Edition
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Goodbye Lenin
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
When your fandom pet peeve turns out to be based in your own ignorance of the source material, you feel like a doofus for a moment and then shrug and move on
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Found the episode of Rich Bride Poor Bride where the couple gets married at Nipissing “It smells like beer and skank” might just be the nicest thing anyone has ever said about The Wall
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Both colours suck. 11/0 beads do have a large enough hole but it distorts the fabric. Just need to sell them so I can afford to order different colours
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
“We’re defending every job” ok then why did you use AI to make that commercial instead of defending the jobs of digital artists?
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
really, Koho, "no promotional rates ever!"? really? then why was I told that my Essentials annual subscription quadrupled to $48 **BECAUSE** the $12/year I paid last year was a promotional rate? god I'm so glad I closed that account and cancelled the card.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I need a Til Debt Do Us Part: 20 Years Later follow up special. And also a reboot because, while the original information is all still sound, we live in a completely different financial reality than 20 years ago and people have gotten even less financially literate.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I think(??) I've found beads from a store in Scarborough. $23 for two (13,00 pc) packs of 8/0 orchid pink and one (40,000 pc) pack of 11/0 plum. $37 after shipping. I would have preferred buying from an Indigenous business, but hey, if this place has what I need then this place has what I need
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
found beads in a good colour for my project at a price I can just about afford, listing includes approximate bead count per pack, figure out I need 22 packs, go to add to cart... only 8 in stock (if anyone has any non-US bulk bead suppliers to recommend, please do)
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Death you owe us at least one Proper Arsehole, you bony twat
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Okay I am officially done with KOHO. They just charged me $48 for my plan that was supposed to be $12. At no point in the last year since I switched to an annual plan was I informed of a 300% price increase.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Not just refunds, but they need to bring back the transit challenge for city council but with stricter rules like no dropping out just because it’s inconvenient. Transit riders don’t have that luxury, council shouldn’t either.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I know this movie is on a Canadian channel because it’s not even 7pm and they didn’t censor “god damn”
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
dear Heated Rivalry fan artists: if you're going to make "stupid Canadian wolf bird" merch, please learn the difference between a loon and a Canada goose before putting your product up for sale.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"Parcel Force Worldwide" sounds like an American workplace sitcom about a militarize postal service
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#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
and if you're more of a friends to lovers kinda guy, pls know that the captain of the montreal victoire is married to her winger
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Re last repost: when Jacob Tierney was asked in an interview to put together a fantasy queer hockey league, his answer was like “the PWHL is literally right there. The queer hockey league already exists.”
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Sean Kelley @seanofkelley.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
If you liked Heated Rivalry, wait till you learn that the captain of the US Womens National Hockey Team and the captain of the Canadian Womens National Hockey team- two teams with an absolutely insane rivalry- got married to each other.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I have just discovered r/centuryhomes. unclear whether help needs to be sent or not.
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If I didn’t need the credit building feature, I’d get rid of my KOHO card right now. So fucking sick of the pressure to use cash advance, cover, & buy now pay later features that are the antithesis of what KOHO originally was
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Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
“I am an AI hater” amazingly written anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
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Robyn @bobbybirb.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
"we need to verify your age so we can send you age-appropriate content!" the main problem w/ that isn't having to enter a random date, it's that society has deemed "age appropriate content" for me to be heavily focused on pregnancy, fertility struggles, pro-SAHM anti-feminist propaganda. fuck that
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